Disclaimer: Singing the 'Happy Birthday' song, terribly might I add.

"Oh wha???? Ya Ya not mine and all that joyfulness, ya know the drill."

Goes back to singing terribly

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIKU-STALKER!!!"

Summary: I know you're thinking the summary is completely irrelevant to the story and makes no sense… at least that's what you're thinking.

Pairings: You waited, and now we shall see : D

AN: 2 an a half months later… Sorry people! I'm not dead!!! As many of you have been thinking, I've just been on a lovely month long business trip Japan, Italy, France, NY, LA, San Fran and Diego, and am now about to take off to Vegas in about oh (checks watch) 2 hours and 5 minutes. Oh Joy! (note the sarcasm people.) Anywho, I just thought I'd make a smallish update whilst I had the chance, and since it is Riku-Stalkers birthday and she's like one of my only reviews and seemed to have really liked it…. Anywho here it is! Happy Birthday!!!!!

Warnings: Yaoi? Check

Cussing? Check

Violence? Check!

Graphing Sex (may include rape)? Definite Cha-eck

Me just wanting to have fun and write? Uh… check?

Sick and Twisted mind?... ???...???? oh check!

Damn straight now on with it! Checker-rooney

Cloud's POV

'Ugh too tired to think…. No have to stay awake. Only 4 more blocks to go… eyelids sooo heavy… I'm sure if I just rest them for a min-… No! Need. To. Stay… Awake!'

Rounding the corner, and turning to park in front of my shop: 'Strife Delivery Service' (Spiffy name eh?) I hear an odd noise. Killing the engine to my bike, I sit there, staying perfectly still and quiet to see if I can hear it again.

'Eh ok mind, I'm too tired to put up with you playing games with me uhk? Good… Now then, feet don't fail me now. Just ten more steps, then I can drop this stupid check off and head home to my fluffy king size bed and fluffy white down comforter… 5… 4… 3… Wait… ok I know I heard something that time, it sounded like a muffled cry or… a… moan?'

I turn around, straining my tired eyes to try and see if I can see anyone or thing.

'Damn stupid street lamp, stop flickering on and off and stay on!"

Picking up a rock to throw at the blasted street light, my eyes wander onto something shiny in the alleyway. Walking forward a bit, I see that it is a belt buckle, or… something, then I hear it. Voices. They're low, and I can't really make out as to what they're saying. But I still walk forward, to ya know, make sure everything was ok and all…

Taking another step forward, my eyes widen at the sight before me. There was a tall, white haired man pinning a smaller boy to the wall, I couldn't really see the boy that great, seeing as how he was facing away from me, head pressed into the elders shoulder. What I could see, was that the elder had his hand in the boys nether regions… Well, he had 3 fingers in his ass to be more precise.

I quickly turned around, blush staining my checks.

'Geez, can't people do that in the privacy of their own homes?' I start to walk away at a rather quick pace, wanting to get away from the sight before me. With every moan I'd hear, I'd walk a little faster, that is, until I froze, dead in my tracks from one sound, reverberating in my ears. A slap.

Ok ok. I know what you're thinking, 'A slap? Skin on skin? Well dur, they're having sex! Gee what a tard…' Well, you're wrong. It wasn't one of those kind of slaps, a pleasant skin on skin slap, it was ya know, well ya skin on skin, but a hurtful slap not a pleasureful slap. Uh… clears throat.

I turned around, freezing again when I heard a muffled cry. Stopped in my tracks, I strain my ears, the stupid street light flickering on. I could finally see the other boys face, tear stricken and covered in blood. Oh my god that's….

Before I could even think about it, my body starts reacting, racing towards the two.

"Hey!" I shout. Speeding up as I saw the smaller boys body go limp.

The older, taller man, with white hair drops the boy; fixing himself, and turning to face me. Pompous smirk on his face. I stop, dead in my tracks, about 10 feet away from him.

"Ansem?!"

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AN: Yaaa…. Like I said, smallish cough extremely short cough update. I just wanted to make sure I had this up by today, and I wanted to introduce Cloud into it. : D Oh sorry to ya'll that thought it was gunna be Axel instead of Cloud. Well, at least you now know it's gunna be CloudxSomeone(else) right? Maybe. Haha If Koji's reading this I'm pretty sure she knows what pairing it's gunna be : )

Well thanks for reading : )

Toodles!

Reviewers:

Nicrafetix: You could be wrong… haha.

Riku-Stalker: Eeep sorry it took me so long to update, and sorry it wasn't Axel. And thanks for the, uh. motivation! Haha Happy Birthday!