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MizuumiWater has signed in.

DATTEBAYO! Has signed in

SPAZ! Has signed in.

SPAZ: (looks out window)

MizuumiWater: HIIZ!!!!

DATTEBAYO!: DATTEBAYO!

SPAZ!: OMG! (points) MOOSEN! (runs out)

SPAZ has gone to catch a moosen.

NakitaBlue has signed in

NakitaBlue: hi -

MizuumiWater: OMG! SHE IS SOOOO INNOCENT! IT IS SOOOO CUTE! (pats Nakita on the head)

DATTEBAYO!: did you drink my hot chocolate stash again?

MizuumiWater: maybe (shifts eyes)

DATTEBAYO!: EVIL!!!!!! DATTEBAYO!

NakitaBlue: no offense but you guys r weird……

MizuumiWater: OMG! (points) ELMO!

NakitaBlue: WHERE?! (hides behind a randomly placed pickle)

DATTEBAYO!: (takes out a spray bottle filled with holy water) (starts spraying elmo) THE LORD COMPELS U!

SPAZ! Has signed in

SPAZ!: hiiz lost the moosen…wat's goin on?

MizuumiWater: (points) ITS ELMO! (hides)

SPAZ: ELMO! (hugs elmo)

ELMO: I'm MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELMO HAS MELTED!

MizuumiWater: YAY! ELMO'S DEAD!

DATTEBAYO!: OMG! (looks behind a banana) SAKE!!!!

SPAZ: GIMME!

DATTEBAYO!: (throws everyone sake) (chugs a bottle)

Everyone: (chugs a bottle)

NakitaBlue: LOL!!!!!! (totally stoned)

AvengerOfTheDark has been dragged on by MizuumiWater

MizuumiWater: (shoves sasuke to a drunk Nakita) HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE!

NakitaBlue: HIIZ!!!! (hugs sasuke)

ArtIsABANG has signed on.

AvengerOfTheDark: (makes out w/Nakita)

ArtIsABANG: SASUKE! UN!(kicks sasuke's ass)

NakitaBlue: hiiz dei san!

PerVSage has signed on

PerVSage: hey ladies

ArtIsABANG: (grabs nakita) SHE'S MINE! YEAH!

NakitaBlue: (blushes) dei……

AvengerOfTheDark: SHE'S MINE! (grabs nakita)

NakitaBlue: ummm……guyz……

ArtIsABANG: MINE!!! YEAH!

AvengerOfTheDark: MINE!

PerVSage: MINE! (runs off with nakita)

Dei and Sasu: I'LL KILL YOU YEAH!

PerVSage has ran away with NakitaBlue and is being chased by ArtIsABANG and AvengerOfTheDark.

MizuumiWater: WOOHOO! GO NAKITA!

DATTEBAYO!: I DON'T THINK JIRAIYA TAKING HER IS GOOD! DATTEBAYO!

SPAZ: but she has to guyz fighting over her!

GaaraOfTheDessert has signed on

GaaraOfTheDessert: WHO TOOK COOKIE!

MizuumiWater: BIIZ!

MizuumiWater has signed out

GaaraOfTheDessert: DAMN U!

GaaraOfTheDessert has signed off

SPAZ: GRAZE THE FLESH! NO MY NO MY A!

DATTEBAYO: OH YA! (does the chicken dance)

FanQueen has signed on

FanQueen: any1 want to tell me y gaara is sharpening an extremely large ax in his ro- (sees heili and dayna dancing) WTF?!

DATTEBAYO!: HIIZ TEMARI! MIZU STOLE GAARA'S COOKIE!

FanQueen: thx

FanQueen has signed out

SPAZ: I USED ME CHINESE STAR to PICK THE LOCKS AND STEAL YOUR CAR!

DATTEBAYO!: BAKUNO!

SPAZ: NINJA OF THE-

DATTEBAYO!: NINJA OF THE-

Both: NINJA OF THE NIGHTTTT!!

DATTEBAYO!: WOOF WENT TO THE MARKET!

SPAZ: WOOF BOUGHT SOME CHEESE!

DATTEBAYO!: WOOF WENT HOME!

SPAZ: WOOF ATE THE CHEESE!

DATTEBAYO!: WOOF LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW!

SPAZ: WOOF SAW A RANDOM PERSON!

Both: WOOF YELLED "STALKER!!!"

NakitaBlue has signed on

ArtIsABANG has signed on

NakitaBlue: we're back! -

ArtIsABANG: I kicked sasuke and jiraiya's sorry asses..they better not come near nakita again! YEAH! (glomps nakita)

NakitaBlue: awww dei that's so sweet! (glomps dei back)

SPAZ: I'm srry but no mushy infront of us!

Both: srry! Yeah! (let's go of each other)

MizuumiWater has signed on

GaaraOfTheDessert has signed on

MizuumiWater: DAMN IT HOW LONG WILL U FOLLOW ME?!

GaaraOfTheDessert: UNTIL I GET COOKIE! (holds up HUGE ax)

NakitaBlue: GAARA SAN DON'T DO IT!

GaaraOfTheDessert: (blushes) -///- fine but only cuz you said so

ArtIsABANG: I'LL KILL U! AGAIN! YEAH!

GaaraOfTheDessert has ran away

ArtIsABANG has chased after him

NakitaBlue: y does this always happen?

LaZboi has signed on

LaZboi: y is gaara running from an akatsuki?

NakitaBlue: he pissed off dei san! -

LaZboi: troublesome

MizuumiWater: yupp!

SPAZ: oops g2g I have to water my fish and feed my plant!

SPAZ has signed out

DATTEBAYO!: oh ya I need to brush my bicycle and ride my hair!

DATTEBAYO! Has signed out

MizuumiWater: MWAHAHA MY RANDOMNESS HAS RUBBED OFF ON THEM!

NakitaBlue: u-um you're scaring me so I need to do this…

MizuumiWater: do wat?

NakitaBlue: this.

MizuumiWater has crashed

NakitaBlue: geez…I hate it when she eats too much sugar….

LaZboi: troublesome……(looks at nakita) o///o

NakitaBlue: (looks at shika) shika san your face is red..

LaZboi: Is it? (blushes more) troublesome

NakitaBlue: shika san? Do u have a fever? (puts hand on shika's forehead)

LaZboi: (face turns tomato red)

AvengerOfTheDark has signed in

AvengerOfTheDark: (points at shika) TOMATO! (tries to eat shika)

NakitaBlue: SASUKE NO THAT'S SHIKA!

AvengerOfTheDark has signed off

LaZboi: its ok……

NakitaBlue: well it looks like ur fever is gone! -

LaZboi has fainted

NakitaBlue: shika?! Oh no…im alone

HeadHunter has signed on

HeadHunter: all alone! Now I can pray in peace… (starts to pray)

NakitaBlue: o hiiz hidan-san!

HeadHunter: WAT THE F DO U- (sees nakita) (blushes)

NakitaBlue: o im srry hidan san didn't mean to bother u! (bows)

HeadHunter has fainted

NakitaBlue: not again!

PerVSage has signed on

PerVSage: heyz nakita! (smirks)

NakitaBlue: I AM A VIRGIN STAY AWAY! hides

ArtIsABANG has signed on

PerVSage: awww c'mon nakita one kiss!

ArtIsABANG: (kicks jiraiya's ass)

PerVSage has been kicked off

NakitaBlue: y does this always happen?

ArtIsABANG: cuz ur lovable

NakitaBlue: I am? (blushes)

ArtIsABANG: well…..ya (blushes)

MizuumiWater has signed on

MizuumiWater: (sees dei and nakita blushing) oooo wat happened? Anything juicy?

NakitaBlue: no mizu…how did u get bak on?

MizuumiWater: duh! I stole tsunade's comp

NakitaBlue: that's means…. RUN DEI-SAN! TSUNADE'S COMIN!

ArtIsABANG: OK BYEZ! (kisses nakita on the cheek)

ArtIsABANG has signed off

NakitaBlue: (blushes) (thinks) did he just?

MizuumiWater: y did he have to run, shouldn't i?

NakitaBlue: hes an akatsuki, if Tsunade saw him, she'd kill him

MizuumiWater: oooooooooooo

NakitaBlue: ya

BoozeWoman has signed on

BoozeWoman: MIZUUMI KITAI! HOW DARE U STEAL MY COMP!

MizuumiWater: eep!

MizuumiWater has signed off

BoozeWoman: OH NO U DON'T!

BoozeWoman has signed off

NakitaBlue: alone again……(sighs)

AvengerOfTheDark has signed on

NakitaBlue: sasuke-kun! Good now im not alone!

AvengerOfTheDark: u mean its just us in here?

NakitaBlue: uh huh!

AvengerOfTheDark: (shifts eyes)

ArtIsABANG has signed on

AvengerOfTheDark: (makes out w/nakita…again!)

ArtIsABANG: SASUKE U SON OF A B$H! ILL KILL U 4 REAL NOW!

AvengerOfTheDark has ran away…again…wussy

ArtIsABANG has chased him…anger management

NakitaBlue: (sighs) alone again………(hears a crash) WAT WAS THAT?