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Chapter 2: Wake Up Call

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Kakashi groaned into his pillow. He could feel the sun invading his room from the heat that was on his back.

Classes had already been into it for a few weeks now and everything for the most part had been fine. Sure 'his' brats for the most part kept to themselves but there were two loud ones, and the rest just had attitude problems.

"Mata ah-oo hima de-"

Okay. That was new.

"Himitsu wo shiri tai!!!"

Kakashi grabbed his pillow and shoved it over his head. If whatever that was didn't shut-up it would regret ever being born.

"You're wondering who I am!"

Kakashi shoved his face into his mattress and made a whimpering noise. Oh how he wished he was living alone like that bastard Asuma….getting a single room dorm all to his lonesome….it's probably so quiet.

"MACHINE OR MANNEQUIN!"

Kakashi growled this time as he jumped up in his bed glaring at his door. Grabbing the nearest pants to his bed he slipped them on and quickly made his way to his door.

What ever was on the other side was going to die.

"With parts made in Japan! I am the modern MAN!"

Kakashi slammed the door to his room open and stared at the common area. Squinting his eyes at the bright light he let out an aggravated yawn while looking for his target.

"Doumo arigatou Mr. Roboto! Doumo!"

Kakashi turned his head to the kitchen area and glared.

He was not seeing this….

The blond loud mouth was literally dancing at the oven. The brat had his head phones on obviously too loud and was standing there in his own little world, with its half brained butterflies and one color rainbows.

"I've got a secret I've been hiding, under my skin!"

Kakashi walked up behind the blond clutching onto the pillow that was still in his hand. A dark shadow forming over his face as he towered over the stupid creature singing happily at the stove.

"Secret, secret, I got a-" The look on the blond's face as it finally realized something was behind it was priceless Kakashi thought to himself.

"AHHHHHHH!"

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Shikamaru yawned as he sat up and looked over at his roommate who seemed to be snoring so loud that he didn't even notice the scream outside.

"Waking up is so tiresome."

Shikamaru crawled out of his bed and moved slowly to the door. Creeping it open he slowly peeked outside to a body lying on the floor in the kitchen

It seemed Kakashi-sempai had killed Naruto again.

Shikamaru yawned as he made his way into the common area and heard another door open. It seemed Naruto's scream had woken up the rest of the room as well.

"What was his song today?" Kiba took out his ear plugs while grinning at the long haired boy.

"Something from Styx." Shikamaru blinked one eye and then the other.

"Gawd you know a lot of useless stuff." Kiba laughed before Shino brushed by him to get out of the room. "Well excuse you!"

"Excuse me?" Shino turned and looked at Kiba.

Kiba clicked his tongue at roommate as if he was about to say something but reconsidered. Shikamaru felt like making a sarcastic statement about that but found himself too bored to bother.

"Oi Naruto!" Shikamaru kicked the stiff body before it groaned. "Stop waking up Kakashi like that before he actually kills you, we all have alarms."

"And no one wants to hear your singing. Period." Sasuke came out of his room fully dressed and ready for class.

"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" Naruto suddenly burst to life as he jumped up and pointed at Sasuke. "CAN'T YO-"

"Time for class children." Naruto was interrupted when the door to their dorm opened revealing a fully rested and stress free Asuma.

Sasuke seemed as if he was about to say something but quickly just shrugged it off and headed towards the door. Naruto growled at this and ran into their room, it seemed just as the door slammed it was swung open again with a half-way dressing Naruto hopping on one foot to put his shoe on.

"Wait up you teme!" Naruto slipped on the shoe and grabbed some toast that he had been cooking and shoved it into his mouth, "I SAID WAI-"

Asuma's foot stopped Naruto.

It took a second to realize the older teen had put his leg up on the door and was thus stopping the crew of freshmen from getting to their classes while lighting up his cigarette.

"There's no smoking in t-" Asuma exhaled the smoke he had just sucked in on the group causing them to cough. Letting down his leg as he let them pass with a smirk on his face watching them rub the tears from their eyes.

"Don't make this place smell like smoke." Asuma looked up to see Kakashi glaring at him.

"Just continuing my anti-smoking campaign." Asuma laughed as he put it out in his portable ash tray.

Yes, he had a portable ash tray.

"You're sad." Kakashi stated as he gave the room a quick once over to make sure everyone had left.

"I don't want them to be like me! Honestly you should thank me for being such a great guy!" Asuma laughed as they headed to their first class.

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Okay I know it was really short but crap happens and I promise you a long chapter next week to make up for it.

Did anyone else have issues loading documents onto I tried and tried and if finally let me do it today so thats another reason why it took so long to update...okay im done with my excuses.

LONGER CHAPTER NEXT TIME I PROMISE!

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