Disclaimer: i don't own this, and i don't own that. so what in the world makes you think that i own Lord of the Rings?
note: i chirp off teens here and i am one. so don't take offense. inspired by a friend.( he does everything he told NOT to do)
so enjoy...
There was a little Net Clan in the Empire of Fun. These gamers were different; they were online gamers. Quiet and very isolated they lived their lives. Sometimes their normality was interrupted by Matrix, an eternal Movie who was also a mage. He visited the Promisances at Promise Lane.
Bobby Promisance was a friend of Matrix. They went on an adventure way back then. But no one in Net Clan mentioned it because it was abnormal. Bobby had a nephew, who also his heir, R1pp3r.
Bobby had unknowingly won the math book with the Equation inside while gambling on his adventure. He never consciously knew it but he was consistently drawn to it. It sometimes trapped his mind in a complex sum but because it was never opened it could not completely take over his mind.
It was on his 70th birthday, bobby left to the cinemas. He always wanted to revisit them after his adventure. He left with the thoughts of relaxing and spending his last days in the most beautiful place he ever saw. But at the back of his mind the Equation was there. It was only thanks to the characteristic of gamers to hate math that kept him safe and out of it's reach. But now, R1pp3r inherited everything of Bobby's, including the math book…
As all young teenagers are, they don't usually take advice given to them. Be it good advice, be it bad advice, they listen to neither. So naturally, when Matrix told him to leave the math book alone. What did R1pp3r do? The math book immediately intrigued him.
He found soon afterwards that trying to read the book gave him foul headaches like those from doing too much homework. This discouraged him from any further pursue of the book. Learn form pain. But somehow the math book was always in the back of his mind. No one knew of his silent headache.
ok, not as funny as the first. i was getting bored and now i'm stuck. any ideas please?
shot, dot,
Sabriel