Crazy allegiances!

Firepaw- Sane for now…

Bluestar (Coolblue)- Loves graffiti

Graypaw- Loves Potato Chips and other snack foods.

Ravenpaw- Likes to dye fur.
Dustpaw- Pervert

Sandpaw- Likes to listen to music.

Lionheart- Believes he's a prince.
Frostfur- Believes she's a princess.

Tigerclaw- She-cat obsessed.

Darkstripe- Loves Tigerclaw. Gay.

Barley- Talks upside-down.

Smudge- Chatspeak

Spottedleaf (Spottedleafcake, Cupcakeleaf)- Smells like cake. Stalks Firepaw.

Whitestorm- Obsessed with sports.

Yellowfang- Vain…

Brokenstar- Loves chocolate chip pies.

Clawface- Cuts himself. EMO!

Speckletail- Witch (Cough)

Mousefur- Throws parties for small reasons.

Longtail- Thinks he's an artist.
Daisy- Thinks she's Fergie (and thinks she's in Into The Wild)

Goldenflower- Breaks into dance for random reasons.

Elders- Lost their insanity
Runningwind- Babysitter

Willowpelt- Thinks she's the author of Harry Potter.

Rusty followed the two cats, one in golden armor and another kicking a soccer ball. They ran through the woods quickly. So quickly that Rusty's head watching all the blue graffiti on the trees turn into a blur. He began to slow down, not used to so much running.

"Don't slow down!" Yowled Whitestorm. And Rusty sped up, scared that Whitestorm would hit him with the soccer ball again. He got a headache because of that.

The cats finally skidded into camp where there was a big rock with graffiti all over it in the same blue color. Rusty could guess who lived there. And indeed, Bluestar came padding out of her den. She ran over to greet Lionheart, Whitestorm and him. Then she climbed on top of the rock. "All cats old enough to do algebra, come to the graffitirock for a clan meeting!" She yowled. Rusty didn't know whether or not to come. He didn't know algebra. "Kittypet, come up!" She whispered to him. Rusty obeyed. You don't mess with a cat with spray-paint. "We have lost a lot of Warriors recently, as you know. So we've decided to take in a new member of our clan!"
"He smells bad!" A cat exclaimed.
"Like kittypet!" Another added.
"It is a kittypet! Look at his stupid jingly collar! Ha ha! I can sculpt a more beautiful collar than that!" A paint-splattered tabby meowed.

"Attack Longtail like a noble knight!" Lionheart whispered in his ear. So Rusty pounced on the tabby named Longtail, feeling paint splash all over him. They were rolling all over the clearing! And then a permanent pink paint-can toppled over, spraying Longtail's ears.

"Oh no! It is permanent this time! I can wash the other paint out! NOO! You shall perish!" And Longtail took a knife, and aimed for Rusty's neck. But he missed and cut off his collar. Rusty realized he must have won, because all the other cats gathered around him.

"I think he deserves an apprentice name now. Now what should I call him? Let me see…" Meanwhile, Longtail wanted revenge. He took a match and lit it. He set Rusty's tail on fire!

"AUGGHH!" Rusty yowled. But Graypaw poured soda over it.

"You owe me! I wasn't done with my coke yet!" He hissed at Rusty.

"Oh, I have a great name! Sodatail! I mean… Firepaw!" Bluestar meowed;

"Firepaw! Firepaw! Firepaw!" The clan all chanted, except Longtail.

"Let me show you around, Firepaw, " Graypaw told him, "come on!" He guided Firepaw around. "This is Dustpaw! He is perverted…" Graypaw whispered. "And Sandpaw!" Sandpaw was crouched over an Ipod, singing along to 'Hips Don't Lie.'

"IIIIII'MM ON TOONIGHT! YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIEEE AND I'M STARTING TOO FEEEL IT'S RIIGHHT!!!" She sang. Firepaw had to close his ears a bit. He noticed Dustpaw was looking at Sandpaw with an evil expression on his face. Firepaw didn't want to know what he was thinking about.

"This," Graypaw mewed as he walked along, "is Darkstripe! I don't like him at all!"

"How to get Tigerclaw to like me? Hmm…" Darkstripe muttered.

"Darkstripe is gay by the way!" Graypaw whispered.

All of a sudden, a green cat burst into the clearing, bleeding. Firepaw didn't understand why the cat was green, but then he realized it was just fur dye. On a black cat. He didn't know how the fur-dye worked, if the cat was black.

"REDTAIL IS DEAAAD!" And the green/black cat fainted, but awoke for just a hearbeat and said, "Also Oakheart," and he fainted again.

Then Firepaw saw a cat he thought he'd never see again. Spottedleafcake. She stared at the green cat.

A muscular tabby came into the clearing, "Is he dead, my dear Spottedleafcake?"

"I hate you, Tigerclaw. I only like Firepaw. And you are an idiot! Ravenpaw is not dead! Also, you are related to me! INCEST!" She yowled.

Tigerclaw began to cry, but then noticed a dancing golden she-cat and began to go up to her. Firepaw realized that cat had serious love problems.
Graypaw came up to him, "That is Ravenpaw," he meowed, "he loves fur dye." But Firepaw wasn't listening; he noticed Bluestar was looking depressed.

"MEH OAKY! NOOO!" She cried, "Oh, good-bye to Redtail as well."

Firepaw was extremely confused now.