Remus swiveled in his chair to face away from the scene in front of him. His shoe hit something hard. The hard object rolled across the floor.

"A wine bottle" he spoke aloud.

Sirius torn his eyes away from the girls and glanced at Moony. "What?"

Climbing from his chair, he grasped the green bottle.

Tonks and Hermione shared a look. "Busted" They said in unison. A small smile appeared on Tonks's face. A small giggle erupted for Hermione's lips. Hermione's giggle caused Tonks to shield her face, trying to stop laughing.

"Sirius, they're drunk." Remus stared at the girls in disbelief.

Tonks wrapped her arms around Hermione's neck and laughed harder.

Sirius sighed, halfheartedly. "Let get them into bed" Remus glared. "No, no. separated beds. You know Remus, you need to get your mind out of the gutter"

Hermione stood up, wobbling, and spoke in her 'know-it-all attitude' "I believe, we" she leaned down grasp Tonks' hand. "can take ourselves to bed."

Hermione took a couple steps forward and stumbled. Tonks started to giggle again. Hermione giggled with her. Sliding to the floor, she gripped her stomach. The kichen was filled drunk laughter.

"Sirius, we need to get them into bed." Remus, carefully wrapped his arms around Tonks's waist and lifted her to her feet. They made their way up stairs.

"Why? I'm enjoying the fun." Sirius pouted.

"Grab Hermione" Remus called over his shoulder.

Sirius bent over and picked the still laughing girl off the floor and cradled her in his arms. She looked up at him, drunkenly.

"God, you're sexy Sirius" she smiled.

"Thank you, 'Mione" Sirius smiled back at her. They slowly ascend the staircase. Hermione wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled his lips down to hers. She tasted like sweet wine.

"Hermione, love, you are drunk" Sirius pulled away from her. Hermione whimpered, trying to pull his head back down to her lips. "No, you are sixteen. God, you shouldn't even be drinking." Sirius told her. They reached second landing and saw Remus closing Tonk's door.

"Tonks's asking for Hermione to join her" Remus shook his head, smirked.

"Lead the way, Mcduff" Hermione smacked Sirius shoulder to signal him to get moving.

"No, you are sleeping in your bed alone" Sirius pushed open the door to Hermione's room. "You are going to sleep off the alcohol." He deposited her into the bed and walked out. Hermione whimpered softly.

Closing the door, Sirius stared at Remus. "Remus, quickly get me downstairs before I charge back in that room and make a fool of myself."

Remus chuckled.

"I need a nice cold shower" Sirius announced to the hallway.

THE END