At the time of this writing there was a really funny show on CBS called "The Big Bang Theory". It has a delightful theme song by the Bare Naked Ladies that talks a little bit about the Big Bang Theory of the creation of the universe, hence garbage. However the tune is really catchy (Of course it is, it's BNL), so I re-wrote the lyrics. You'll see
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Our whole universe was really dense and hot
And than it all exploded and that's how it started . . . NOT!
We got the Sky, We got the Seas
We got the Dirt, We got the Trees
Losta bright Luminaries for the Night (and one for the Day)
Fish and all our feathered friends
Animals and then Humans
It all started with "Let There Be Light!" (Light!)
The time of man is really short they guess
They say 4 billion years, but I tell that it's even less
But it took all of six days for our planet to be made
Adam ate the fruit
From the Paradise they got the boot
Their descendents gave no hoot, so came the flood (But Noah's Ark was saved!)
History from our planet's birth
When God created heaven and earth
It all started with "Let There Be Light!"
It all started with "Let There Be . . . Light!"
The Earth was different now, so it went bad again.
And so God made a covenant with Abraham
To Isaac reiterated
Jacob He loved
Esau He hated
Jacob's kids made the Hebrew Nation
But all points lead to Christ, Salvation Light!
So the Twelve Tribes of Israel
Were stuck in Egypt for a spell
But Joseph said it'd be all well one day, (in the Promised Land)
And that was the start of all of this
Outlined for us in Genesis
It all started with "Let There Be Light!"
And if you think this was a messy fuss
Wait, till you read Exodus!
It all started with "Let There Be Light!"
It all started with "Let There Be . . . Light!"