This chapter is about kisame.
I don't like it though...oh well.
I remember my first crush!
Oh yes I remember!
She was a pretty one!
I had seen a couple of teenagers at a festival once,
And one of the guys had won a fish for this girl.
Then the man took their fish, and when he came back,
The fish was gone!
I was wondering what happened to it,
But when the girl came out she looked very content.
So I asked her to the annual anniversary festival of Kirigakure!
She said no.
I decided that if she didn't want to go,
I could do the one thing boys do best.
Gross her out until she can't refuse!
Brilliant idea if you asked me.
The next day I had eaten red salsa.
I approached her with a big smile,
And asked her again if see would go with me to the festival.
She screamed at me, shouting Killer!
And shouting "JAWS! JAWS!"
I didn't know it was the salsa in my teeth.
And who the bloody hell is "Jaws?"
Then at the Academy, we had the exercise with standing on the water.
I had pulled her under the water,
And pretended to bite her arm.
She thought I was a shark.
Psshh, I'm much too handsome to be a shark though.
Then when I thought she had had enough,
I went up to ask her to go to the festival with me.
But before I even asked she said yes.
She said it so quickly that I couldn't tell if she was afraid, or just eager.
When we approached the festival,
I went up to the fishing stand,
And won the fish for her!
She was so delighted,
I just smirked to myself!
Then he took the fish away,
And a few moments later he returned.
He was holding two little round balls,
That was burned to a light brown.
He handed them to us.
She looked at me hesitantly.
I thought she was shy.
(I mean what girl wouldn't be?)
She took a small bite out of it,
And then turned towards me anxiously.
Well if she expected me to eat it,
I guess I had to,
I took a bite.
It was one of the most delicious things I had ever eaten in my life.
Then I turned to look at her.
Her eyes were wide.
Next thing I knew she fainted.
When she woke up about thirty seconds later,
She looked up at my and screamed….
"YOU CANNINBAL!!!?!?"
Cannibal?
Who?
ME?
She was pointing to the sign.
And when I looked up,
Boy I swore,
I had shit myself.
The sign read (to my horror)
"COME ONE! COME ALL! CATCH YOUR OWN FISH,
AND WE'LL COOK YOUR PRIZE INTO A TASTY TREAT!"
I think at that time,
I was the one who fainted.
I couldn't believe it,
I was a cannibal!
Damn, I guess I couldn't antagonize Zetsu anymore…