Jet Blue Plane
First Class
10:30 AM, December 17th
Massie grinned as she reclined her cushy leather seat so that she was practically in Kristen's lap. "Now, dearie, I don't want to feel any knees in the back of my seat! I'll recline right into your lap!" she said in her best "Old Lady" voice.
Kristen didn't even bother to lift her eyes from the book she was reading. "Now, dearie, if you recline into my lap you'll feel a plastic butter knife in your forehead!"
The chorus of "Ohhhh"s was deafening even though it was just Alicia and Claire. Massie smirked. She decided to try something knew that she'd picked up from a manga she'd tried to read last night. "LesbigayssayywhatafterIspeak!" she blurted.
"Whaaaaat?" Kristen looked puzzled.
"You're a lesbigay!" Massie, Alicia, and Claire screamed at the same time.
"WHAT?!" Kristen screeched.
"I said, 'Lesbigays say what after I speak.' And, Kuh-risten, you said what."
Kristen cracked up with the rest of them. "Oh, yeah, well, ya know what?"
"What?"
"Ultra-lesbigays say what before I speak!" Kristen giggled at her comeback (which she'd made lame on purpose). "And ya know what else?"
"Do I want to?"
"It's a bridge, Charlie! A maaaaagical bridge!!!" She spoke in a quiet, raspy, vaguely creepy voice. She sounded like one of those little girls from the horror movie commercials, but not so slow.
Alicia plastered herself against the window. Massie wrinkled her nose. "What are you doing?"
"Kristen said there's a bridge."
"A maaaaagical bridge!" Kristen repeated in the same way she had originally.
"Yeah, yeah. But where is it?"
"In that YouTube video, Charlie the Unicorn. Right alongside Charlie and those freaky unicorns that are on steroids." Kristen laughed as Alicia un-glued herself from the window.
"I SO knew that!" she said, and giggled with the rest of them.
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"Maaaaaaaasie! Ah-leeeeeeeeeesha! Wake up! The plane is landing!" Claire whisper yelled. The two girls in front of her and Kristen were completely out of it. She poked the two of them with the handle of the fork she'd gotten with her mini-sandwiches. "C'mon, Kris and I are gonna leeeeeeeeeeave yoooooou!"
In her sleep, Massie mumbled, "Yeah, leave me alone Chris! And take Tricky with you…"
Claire and Kristen cracked up. "Here, I'll wake 'em. Watch this!" She pulled out her black limited-edition Chanel iPod. "Hehehe…" She inserted one white earbud in each of the sleeping girls' ears, then cranked up the volume and hit 'Play.'
"SENSES TELLIN' ME YOU LOOKIN'
AND I CAN FEEL IT ON MY SKIN.
BOY I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TRIP AND LET YOU WIN?
LET'S SKIP THIS CONVERSATION,
YEAH JUST WIND YOUR BODY UP.
DON'T WANNA WAIT NO MORE,
'CAUSE YOU GOT WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR.
LET'S JUST SKIP THIS CONVERSATION,
AND WIND YOUR BODY UP."
Claire could hear the song very clearly. Massie and Alicia woke up and screamed. While Alicia kept screaming, Massie tugged the earbud from her ear and scowled as she yanked out Alicia's earbud. "Owwwwww," they whined at the same time. "What was that?"
"That was Kat Deluna's song Whine Up." Kristen snickered as she turned off her iPod.
Massie scowled again. "Why?"
"Because I like that song." Kristen replied.
"NO, why did you wake us up?"
"Yeah, why did we?" Kristen turned to Claire.
"Because the plane in landing," Claire said, rolling her eyes.
"Ooooh, yay!" Kristen clapped.
"What are you doing?" Massie laughed, looking at her friend. She reached towards the breakfast tray she'd gotten (ham/mushroom omelet, sliced deli meats, bacon, and a fruit salad) and pulled off a slice of ham, which she wrapped around a slice of bacon. Glancing around to make sure nobody was watching, she dropped it into her pink Juicy dog carrier. There were muted chewing sounds as Bean tore into the food.
"Looking for the Hollywood sign." Kristen's voice was muted slightly by the glass which her face was plastered against.
"Kuh-risten?" Massie tilted her head.
"Yup," she answered, her aqua eyes darting around.
"There's three thing I have to say to you." Massie paused to clear her throat. "One. We're in San Francisco. Miles away from Hollywood. Two. It's dark outside. Do you think that, even if it were light and we were close to it, we would be able to see the itty-bitty letters from like MILES high in this freakin' plane? And three. You're an idiot."
Kristen leaned away from the window. "I wouldn't say I'm the idiot, Miss I-got-20-out-of-60-on-my-science-final!"
"Heyyyy, who told you?!"
"You did."
"WHAT?!"
"Ya know, Mass, you talk an awful lot in your sleep…"
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The girls emerged from the airport to be greeted by a sharp gust of cold air. Massie tightened her gray-and-white striped Juicy scarf and zipped the front of bean's carrier. Alicia bent down to tuck her dark skinny jeans into her caramel suede Uggs again. Claire and Kristen zipped up their Juicy sweat jackets. "Cold," Claire squeaked.
Massie laughed. "And you thought California was all sunshine!"
A limo drove in front of them and a sign was popped out the front passenger window. "Mysee Black," Alicia read. "Is that us?"
"Yup, I think so," Massie said. She knocked on the window twice and the front window was wound down.
The driver called out, "Hey, are you Mysee Black plus three?"
"Yup, and that's Massie Block."
"Oh. Okay."
The girls hopped in and left their bags to the man in the front passenger seat. Four Louis Vuitton suitcases (Massie and Alicia), one black Juicy messenger bag with gray script on the front (Kristen), a TokiDoki duffle bag (Claire), and a purple Prada messenger bag (also Kristen) were loaded into the trunk. The bag boy got back in the front of the car and asked them, "Where to?"
Massie gave them Dylan's address and they drove off.
Alicia helped herself to an Evian water bottle from the mini-fridge as they drove along. Claire pulled out a Sprite, Massie pulled out some Key Lime Juice Squeeze (A/N: that's a low-carb soda), and Kristen pulled out a carton of reduced fat milk.
Massie lifted her glass bottle. "To Dylan, and the new shopportunities we are presented in our new surroundings!"
"To Dylan and the new shopportunities!" The Pretty Committee toasted back.
Alicia added, "And to the new manscape!"
They all laughed and added, "and to the new manscape!" Finally, the girls tipped back their drinks and drank. The car went over a speed bump and Claire almost spilled her Sprite all over her Juicy sweats. They all cracked up as Claire wiped the spilled sugary liquid from the limo's leather seats while glancing at the driver to see if he'd noticed. (He hadn't.) Then they all heard the beginning of "Bartender" coming from…
"Leesh, is the music coming from your butt?" Massie giggle-gasped. The others cracked up even harder.
Alicia rolled her eyes. "Chill," she said, pulling out her gold Razr from her back pocket and flipping it open in one smooth move. The laughter died immediately so Alicia could hear. "Talk to me, babe." Her chocolate-colored eyes widened. "We what?!"
A/N: Soooo, you like it? BTW it helps if you've seen that Charlie The Unicorn video. It's on YouTube. Just type in Charlie the Unicorn. That way you'll understand the voice Kristen is using, and it'll be funnier!
Anyway. Next chappy will come soon, they go to Dylan's house. And the rest? That'll be a surprise! Bye for now…