Chapter 3 : New Realations
"I just wanted to say that I...I..."studdered Itachi.
"Spit it out I dont have all day."snarled Miharu.
"If I can't tell you I'll show you."said Itachi seducingly.
A shriek of screams came from across the hall it was Michiyo.
"THERE'S A GIANT HALF PLANT OREO IN MY ROOM!!!!"screeched Michiyo.
"I guess Michiyo met Zetsu."mumbled Itachi.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"yelled Michiyo.
"What the hell is going on in here?" asked Miharu.
Michiyo points to the weird plant thing in the corner of the room.
"What the hell is that thing?"asked Miharu.
"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE! IT'S A GIANT OREO!!!"yelled Michiyo.
sniff
"IM A HUMAN BEING ... sort of... AND I HAVE FEELINGS JUST LIKE YOU."screamed Zetsu.
"...HAHAHAHAHA OMFG!!!!!! Im going to the bath house now...where is it again?"asked Michiyo.
"Outside. 0.0."replied Itachi.
"Ya I knew that."replied Michiyo.
"What the hell?GET OUT OF MY ROOM...0.0 NOW!!!!!!!!!!"Yelled Michiyo.
Michiyo went down to the bath house and took off her cloak and slipped into the water
Michiyo heard what seemed to sound like a moan (eye twitch) Michiyo swam over were the sound was coming from the other sound of the wooden fence Michiyo peeked through a small crack in the fence Michiyo saw Miharu and Itachi making out on the other side of the fence suddenly something cool touch Michiyo's leg , Michiyo turned around and saw a blue man staring at her, it was kisame staring right at Michiyo.
0.0 "OMG!!!!!!
Michiyo grabed her akatsuki cloak and ran back to her room madly blushing leaving Kisame stunned.
Later that night,
"Im sayin guys you should of seen it her ass was fine..."stated Kisame.
"It's a shame that she ...Kisame was cut off by a fist smashing his face and sending Kisame into the wall.
"Whoa holy shit dude!!!"yelled tobi.
"Hey I remember now I saw Michiyo run into the room and she does have a nice ...Itachi was cut off by a slap across the face by Miharu.
Pein walks in
"Oh hey Pein how's it going why don't we go into the back room."asked Miharu.
"I don't think so your staying here Miharu."demanded Itachi.
"Im a big girl I can handle myself and when do you make my decisions Itachi!!!"snarled Miharu.
"I just..."growled Itachi.
"Somebody's jealous!!"Mocked Michiyo.
"IM NOT!!!! MICHIYO IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"yelled Itachi.
"You got to catch me to kill me."Laughed Michiyo as she was running down he hall.
"So Pein what about it?"replied Miharu.
"I...I okay "smirked Pein.
Miharu brought Pein upstairs to her room, as Itachi saw them he stopped trying to catch Michiyo, just as the door closed SMACK!!! Itachi was hit by Michiyo and fell backward.
"Itachi I belive Im the winner now ,you owe me money and i want it by tommorrow ok bye bye now."said Michiyo.
"Before I leave you want a klondike bar?"asked Michiyo.
"Im not in the mood for a klondike bar"hissed Itachi.
"What crawled up your but and died" mumbled Michiyo.
"JUST SHUT UP!!!!"shouted Itachi.
"Somebody's Pmsing!!"Laughed Michiyo.
"I can't belive it, the only one I ever loved"sobed Itachi.
"You are such a cheese puff."Laughed Michiyo.
"Just leave me alone."sobed Itachi.
"What ever you say CHEESE PUFF!"Laugh Michiyo.
smirks evily
"You do know that there is an easy way to get back at her dont you?"asked Michiyo.
"No what?"asked Itachi.
"MAKE HER JEALOUS RETARD!!!!"Yelled Michiyo.
"How?"asked Itachi.
"You get a girl you cheese puff!"mumbled Michiyo.
"Where am I supposed to find a girl?"
smiles at Michiyo
"Wait no way there is no way I am going to do this!"Yelled Michiyo.
Five hours later
"I can't belive Im doing this!"Yelled Michiyo.
"I AM SO JEALOUS!!!!" cried Kisame!
Disclaimer: I dont own anything It's purely fan made.