Hey, guys I'm sorry. I thought you didn't care about my story when I didn't get any reviews, so I didn't add part 2. But then I saw how many hits it got and I was pleased! So here is part 2. Oh, and this half is MUCH more funny than the first part, guaranteed.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I thought I made that clear? I also don't own Wal-mart, the YMCA, or Blargo the Alianexterminaterman. Just Kidding! I do own Blargo the Alianexterminatorman mainly because… I just made him up, but you can use him in a fan fiction if you want.
P.S.: This story is funnier if you read it out loud, get someone who is a good actor to read it to you, just a tip.
A NARUTO CHRISTMAS (2)
Kiba was teaching Shino how to sing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."
Sasuke and Sakura were as far apart from each other that the room could allow.
Orochimaru was still giving out the gifts he'd brought.
Lee was trying to get back under the mistletoe with him, but there was no way he could even get her in the vicinity of it.
Itachi was high-fiving everybody except "Ochi"
Naruto wanted to dance, so he danced with Hinata. She had a hard time not fainting.
Kisame was hiding in the corner, muttering to himself as if paranoid about something.
Sasuke had taken off his tomato nose and was nibbling on it cautiously.
Ten Ten was dancing next to Neji, trying to look attractive and catching his attention.
Choji and Ino came together; Ino was frustrated with Choji for eating too much, and after she went through the trouble of putting on that dress!
"Choji, CHOJI!" She screamed.
"Mughff?" mumbled Choji, his mouth full of food. "Myff forry myf mouff if fulff off foog."
"What?"
"Myff forry myf mouff if fulff off foog!"
"Uuurgg!" Ino was too frustrated to realize that Choji was trying to apologize.
Temari and Shikamaru got caught kissing under the mistletoe. At that point neither Sasuke nor Sakura could be seen.
7:30
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9:30
The party had been pumping. Romance had sprung, amazingly, even if it was just Shikamaru and Temari, and Ten Ten and Neji.
Kiba was singing.
"Rocking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where you can see, every couple tries to stop."
At these words, nobody tried to show it, but all heads turned to find Sasuke and Sakura. The last time anyone saw them was an hour ago when…
8:30
"Kay guys! A big thank you to Orochimaru and his-Cough, cough-wonderful performance of 'Baby, its Cold Outside' with…himself. Anybody else?"
Sasuke walked up without being announced. "I wanna sing." And he snatched the mike.
Kiba shrugged. "Okay then, Sasuke Uchiha everybody!" And he backed up.
A slow music started.
I just can't believe
It started like that.
This Christmas Eve,
Things are all out of whack.
Meeting you in a place like this,
Though I've known you since forever.
Something as simple as a kiss.
So can you hear it?
My heart is hurting like heck,
But I don't fear it.
Though I just want to check,
If you love me too,
This Christmas-eve.
Before I was alone
I was just too busy,
Everything was important,
It was really tricky
I didn't care about anything else,
I never knew you were knocking.
So can you hear it?
I can't stop being with you.
But I don't fear it
Believe me it's true.
If you love me too,
This Christmas-eve.
The music stopped almost abruptly.
Everybody's mouth jaw-dropped. Kiba lost his grip to the mike and it fell to the floor, causing that annoying "eeeruhhineee" sound, but no one was phased, except of course, Orochimaru.
"YOWW! Sasuke sang a romance song? It's a sign of the apocalypse! YAAAA!" He ran panicking out of the door, screaming.
"You guys are crazy-nuts. I'm outta here." And Sasuke was heading out the door when he tripped.
Sakura ran up to him and leaned over him. "Well, there's only one thing you can say now."
"What's that?" Sasuke muttered sitting back up.
"Gravity works!" And he fell back down again.
"Here, let me help you up." She held out her hand. Sasuke reached up and grabbed it.
8:45
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9:40
Sasuke and Sakura were still missing. Naruto had conducted a search party to turn over every sock, every jacket in his apartment to find them. Not even a trace of them was there.
"They disappeared." Garra said, rather calmly.
"Oh crap." Naruto said out loud. "Now we have no idea what they are doing"
His head fell into his arms.
In everybody's worry, the snacks started disappearing. It's a pity (or is it) that those snacks happened to be chock full o' sugar. Then strange things started happening mainly because everyone got sugar high…………..
9:50
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10:00
"WHOO HOOO! Lookit! I've got a paper hat!" Naruto screamed sporting a fashionable chip and dip bowl on his head.
"Wow, dude, I can't believe it's your birthday!"
"I never knew you had a birthmark the shape of a Ferrari." Kiba was staring at Itachi's chocolate stain on his face.
"Thanks dude, you –hic- gotta pretty cool –hic- pig there on your –hic- shoulder."
"Itachi, man, that's a cat." Jiraiah corrected him.
"Arf-oink!" Akamaru snorted.
Shino: "I'm a rock star! It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A! It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.!"
Shino stood up. Every one started dancing. Shino looked around and threw his hands in the air and waved them. (Just try to picture that, I dare ya. :D)
"Young man, won't you listen to me?
I say young man! Won't you come with me?
To go there, its lots of fun,
So come on down here to the
Duh duh duh duh duh!
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.!
Everyone was having a hard time getting the human letters right. They were all just kind of woozy. It looked like they were saying T.U.K.E. instead of Y.M.C.A. What was a T.U.K.E. anyway? The Understandably Kooky Elephant?
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9:30
At another place in Konoha……..
"I think Ten Ten would like that." Sasuke said to Sakura, pointing to a jeweled kunai.
"I'm so glad we have a Wal-Mart, ninja edition cause nothing else is open!" Sakura exclaimed.
"So who do we still hafta get for?" Sasuke asked.
"Lets see…"Sakura looked at her list, "Temari, Garra, um…Kiba, no we got him already, a…nd Orochimaru."
"Only three more people?"
"Yep."
"Wow, did it only that much time, well, we better get back after we do them."
"I guess so…" Sakura replied, kind of stunned. Did they switch personalities?
"Hold on, it can wait 'till they fall asleep." Sasuke said suspiciously.
"What did you have in mind?"
"You'll see."
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11:40
The music was completely stopped. Everyone was asleep collapsed on the floor. Naruto was spread out and Hinata was curled up next to him. It was actually pretty cute, to anybody who was awake. Unfortunately, no one was. The person who would be awake definitely would be surprised!
Itachi sleeps standing up. Yep, like a horse. His head slumps over, his eyes closed and he snores.
Ten Ten and Neji sleep perfectly, no snores, no nothing, right next to each other.
Orochimaru snoozes with his eyes open. It's pretty creepy, if it weren't for that foolish open-mouthed smile he wears on his face.
You probably won't believe this, but Lee talks in his sleep. Everything is random followed by the words "Gai-sensei." For example … "I think the strawberries are taking a lap, Gai-Sensei." Overall, real strange sight.
"Crik-crik" the lock was being picked!
"Are they in there?" a female voice asked in whispers.
"Shhh! I'm finding out!" a stern male voice answered. The male peered through the key-hole. Onyx eyes. "Yep, all safe. They're sleeping."
"I think it's unlocked…" the female spoke again.
The door easily swung open. "Yep."
The shaded people, before entering, turned off the lights, each holding a large bag filled with boxes.
They began going around to each person, placing a wrapped box in their hands, or on the floor next to them in Itachi's case.
Plenty of time later, there was a gift next to each person.
The girl nodded and yawned, "Ah, I'm sleepy, Sasuke."
"You better get to sleep, Sakura, you want to be awake tomorrow."
Sakura went to a corner and curled up with a throw pillow. She was asleep in a matter of seconds. Sasuke walked over and placed a tiny gift in her hand. Then, he left the apartment.
12:03
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8:42
Naruto yawned and his arms stretched out. "Yawn! What's this?" His arm lifted and he was surprised to find a box in it. He was even more surprised to find Hinata clenched to his chest. "Hey…" He poked her.
"Ummmmm…" she mumbled and clenched him tighter.
"Oh, well." He thought and looked around. Everyone hand a gift like his! Sandy Paws came after all! But everyone was also still asleep, Naruto made a weird expression when he saw how they slept, but he spotted Sakura in the corner squeezing her gift. "Well, at least SHE returned," Then he saw the tag.
"To: Sakura,
Love, Sasuke." Naruto smirked. Suddenly, Sakura smiled in her slumber.
Naruto looked down at Hinata. "Merry Christmas, Hinata." She smiled. His heart panged.
"Man….."
THE END
Okay, I admit it. The ending was sappy. But the rest of it was kinda funny, don't ya think? Actually, this wasn't to original ending. The other was much worse, but maybe I'll add an alternate ending feature thing if you tell me you want it in a review, otherwise I'll assume you don't care.
Hey, did you notice that the story began and ended with the same word? I tried to make it like that; also I wrote that song that Sasuke sang! I know it wasn't very clever, but you see that was a thing I made up on the spot, you didn't have to read it, It was made just to be funny, because supposedly, Sasuke doesn't love or sing, but he does BOTH. HA! Well, this is the part where I say goodbye. Until next time, Sayonara!
S.A.Hikari