I should also warn you all, there is a lot of mention of sex, and sexual activities. If you're sensitive to this, then please don't read this chapter. I just don't want anyone yelling at me later. Now, when I began writing this fanifc I literally felt the eart move-it was one in a serious of small earthquakes we had here. I don't know if that means anything, but maybe it does-lol.
I did my best to keep this one more humrous than the others. I kept all the drama out of it, and there isn't actually any action in it. Also, and this will be a complete shock to everyone-no one dies. So, let's just pretend that some of the roadies died, and their dead corpses just aren't mention-or whatever. I'm also sorry that I didn't mention the Tribunal in this story. I will mention them in later chapters-I promise. There is a mild comflict though, but this one was mainly to help me 'flesh' out my other characters a bit. I hope that's all right.
The book mentioned is a book I used in my Friday the 13th: Camp Blood Reopens fanfic. I love the first one I wrote, but I'm not too crazy about the sequel I wrote to it. Either way, I figured what the heck, I'll just put in here.
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Girl Talk
"It's just intense," Bianca muttered taking bit from her slice of pizza. "You know what I mean right?"
"Definitely," Angelina responded", but it doesn't surprise me anyway."
"Oh, now why is that?" Drew asked curiously.
"Well, he does have a reputation," Angelina muttered.
"Say whatever you want, but I'm not disappointed," Bianca said taking another bit from her pizza.
"I don't think any of us really are disappointed," Vanessa interjected", I just meant experimenting with different ideas. Haven't you wondered what would happen if you tried something different?"
Bianca paused thinking to herself for a minute. "Well, if I were to do something else what would it be?"
"I don't know," Vanessa said shrugging her shoulders. "Anything I suppose."
"Have you ever given him an orgasm?" Angelina asked suddenly.
"What are you talking about?" Amelia asked.
"Well, it's a trick I learned a while back. It's something to do during a blowjob," Angelina said taking a sip of her beer.
"Do you know a lot of tricks Angie?" Drew asked staring at her curiously.
"A few," Angelina responded.
"You'll have to teach us sometime then, that is if you don't mind," Vanessa said playfully.
"I don't mind at all," Angelina responded. "I bet you know a few tricks of your own, Vanessa."
"Not really," Vanessa said truthfully", I know how to strip dance though."
"You do?" Amelia asked.
Vanessa nodded", I began my career as a striper. It's not something I'm to proud of, but I needed the money."
"We all had to start somewhere," Angelina said placing a hand on Vanessa's back. Vanessa smiled at Angelina and placed her hand on top of hers.
"You could teach us, if you want," Amelia said shrugging her shoulders.
"So," Amelia began", we're going to try and teach each other something new to use sometime during sex."
"Sure, why not," Angelina said.
"Sounds good to me," Bianca added.
There was a moment of silence, and Angelina sat up and took another piece of pepperoni pizza. "Geneva is due any day now."
"Oh I know," Bianca said", I can hardly wait to see the baby."
"I bet it'll be boy," Drew said.
"No, I bet it's a girl," Amelia commented.
"Well, whatever the baby is, it'll be interesting to see how the guys handle it."
"I know what you mean Vanessa," Angelina responded", it'll be something to see. I just hope it doesn't turn out bad."
Into Labor
Geneva and Charles were lying in bed waiting. The doctor had said that Geneva could go into labor any second. She wasn't sure what to expect, she had never had a child before. She was kind of afraid of the pain, but was greatly looking forward to seeing her child for the first time.
"How are you feeling?" Charles asked.
"Nervous mostly," Geneva responded.
"You shouldn't be," Charles said smiling", you'll be the perfect mother." He kissed her gently.
"Thanks," she said.
Geneva took a deep breath and suddenly felt it. At first she wasn't sure if it was labor pains, but couldn't deny having felt something.
"Charles," Geneva muttered", I think it's time."
Geneva was taken to the Mordland hospital. Charles made sure that everything was perfect. A roadie had been sent to wake Dethklok and their girlfriends. They rushed towards the hospital and met up with Charles.
"How is she?" Vanessa asked.
"She's going into labor," Charles responded", I' m going to be with her. She just wanted me to make sure that you all knew."
"I can hardly wait," Drew said excitedly.
Charles left them in the waiting room to be with his wife. The others waited for any further news.
"I bet it's a girl," Amelia said.
"It's probably going to be a boy," Drew countered.
"When the baby is born, what do we do with it?" Murderface asked.
"Yea, I means are wes goings to watchs its and helps take cares of its?" Toki asked.
"Uh, maybe," Angelina said shrugging her shoulders.
"I bets I bes the perfects fathers," Skwisgaar said after there was a moment's pause.
"I know you will be," Bianca told him happily.
"I woulds makes a betters fathers," Toki muttered under his breath.
Drew walked towards him and smiled. Toki placed his arms around and she rested her head on his shoulder. "I know you would," she whispered in his ear causing Toki to smile.
Angelina turned her stare out the large window. She was still slightly hurt about what had happened in the past, with Nathan, when she brought up wanting to have children. They waited in silence for a few hours. Most of Dethklok had fallen asleep from the boredom of just waiting. The doctor finally walked in to tell them the news.
"Hello," the doctor said walking into the waiting room. "You can see them now," he said.
They quickly made their way into the room where Geneva and Charles were with their newborn baby. The baby was sleeping in Geneva's arms peacefully.
"Aww," Drew muttered glancing at the baby.
"His name is Jonathan," Geneva said smiling.
"He's so handsome," Angelina whispered.
Jonathan opened his blue eyes and glance around at all the people staring down at him. He yawned and closed his eyes once again. His tiny body was soon asleep next to his mother's comforting body.
Vanessa's Lesson
It had been a week since Geneva had given birth to her son. Geneva was finally out of the hospital, but she mostly stayed in her and Charles room. #262 would always stop and help Geneva with Jonathan. The girls were constantly visiting, and playing with the baby. Dethklok remained unsure of what to do. They weren't always great with kids, but were still happy for Geneva and Charles.
The girls finally agreed on the doing the lessons. Vanessa would go first, and show them how to do a private strip tease. She found a room in Mordhause that would be perfect. It had a large mirror, and pole in it.
"I'm glade you're all here," Vanessa said.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," Bianca replied.
"Okay, let's get started," Vanessa said.
She turned on the radio and proceeded with the lesson. It took a while for everyone to catch on, but it was worth it. Vanessa taught them most of everything she knew. Mostly it was just a few tricks to spice up any dance by removing clothes differently. She also taught them how to dance with feathers and how to make use of a pole, which was amusing.
"Did you really start your career as a striper?" Drew asked curiously.
"I'm afraid so," Vanessa responded", it was that or starve. I personally didn't want to starve, so I went ahead with it."
"Have you ever told Pickles about it?"
"Not yet," Vanessa paused.
"You should. I know he'd enjoy it."
"He probably would," Vanessa finished.
The class ended and Vanessa left to go back to her and Pickles room. She carried her few supplies with her, and began putting them away. She was still wearing her lingerie. She was wearing a purple corset that laced up in the front and had some designs in the front; she wore it with black stockings. She stood up and glanced in the doorway to see Pickles and smiled.
"What are you doing?" He asked intriguingly.
"Just putting some of my things away," she straightened her posture slightly. "I've been showing the girls a few things."
"Like what?"
"How to do a strip dance," she responded.
"I see," Pickles said walking closer towards her. "Would you pleasure me with a dance?"
"Always," she responded with a smile.
Vanessa kissed Pickles passionately. Pickles sat on the edge of his bed staring into her brilliant dark brown eyes. Vanessa took a few steps away from him and proceeded to do her strip dance. Pickles watched with eager eyes and a blissful grin. He would make some sexual comments allowing her to know that he was enjoying what she did, which wasn't a lie. When she was finally done her body was inches from him. She had her right leg beside him on the bed. He kissed her thigh and proceeded to kiss her tummy.
Charles Request
"The girls are teaching each other things," Pickles began walking into the room. He held a bottle of beer in his hand.
"What kind of things?" Nathan asked intrigued.
Pickles shrugged his shoulders", sex things I guess."
"Really?" Nathan asked surprised. Nathan was sitting in the hot tube checking e-mail messages on his laptop.
"Good evening," Charles said walking inside. "Geneva are going out for the evening, and we were wondering if you would watch Jonathan for the evening?"
"What about the girls?" Murderface asked.
"They're busy this evening," Charles informed them.
"Can't you get one of the roadies to do it?" Pickles asked.
Toki thought about it for a second. He found this a perfect opportunity to prove that he'd a much better father than Skwisagaar. "I woulds loves to watchs him," he said with a smile.
"Yous wants to watch him?" Skwisgaar asked Toki astonished.
Toki nodded cheerfully.
"Okay then," Charles said", we're leaving at seven."
"Greats," Toki said still smiling.
Charles nodded and left. The rest of Dethklok stared at Toki.
"Whys dids yous agrees tos watch the baby?" Skwisgaar asked.
"Because, I cans proves that to Drew that I can bes a greats fathers," Toki said still smiling merrily.
"You wills nevers be a better fathers than mes," Skwisgaar muttered.
"We'll sees," Toki responded.
Angelina's Lesson/Babysitting
"Are you all right?" Angelina asked Amelia.
Amelia had been the first to arrive. Angelina noticed that something was bothering her, but just wasn't sure what it was.
"Nothing," Amelia responded", don't worry about it."
"Come on, I know something's wrong. What is it?" Angelina asked.
"Well, I was just thinking about how Vanessa said she started her career as a striper. Mostly it made me think about my past, and some of the things that I've done.
"I see," Angelina simply replied.
"You remember how I told you I had a tendency to be more um, submissive," Amelia went on. Angelina shook her head. "Well, I wasn't kidding about it. My past relationships were really tumultuous, and that was when they were at their best times."
Angelina placed her arms around Amelia. "All that matters is that you're here now, and we'll always be here to watch over you."
"Yous so cutes," Toki said to Jonathan. He held up his teddy bear for Jonathan.
Toki turned around when he heard his bedroom door open. Pickles and Murderface walked inside.
"Whys yous here?" Toki asked folding his arms across his chest.
"Listen, we want to help," Pickles said.
"Yea, besides I know Amelia would want me to," Murderface added.
"Okays," Toki said with a smile.
"So," Bianca began", what is all this that you told us about giving a guy an orgasm."
Angelina chuckled", well men do have a G spot, just like all women do. It's between the ass and the scrotum, it's the prostate."
"The prostate?" Amelia asked.
"Yes, the prostate, once you stimulate that then you'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand."
"How do you stimulate that?" Drew asked eating a piece of Toki's brand name candy.
"Okay, this is very tricky, and should be handled carefully because this area is sensitive, very sensitive. If you have long fingernails, then you'll have to trim them down. Now, you can use a latex glove or a condom if you want, and you have to use a water-based lubricant. When he's lying on his back, with his hips slightly raised, and pillows can help with the positioning, slowly and steadily place your finger into his anus. Then gently place your finger into his rectum. Give him time to loosen up, keep moving your finger in and out of his rectum to help. Once you're fully inside of him, curl your finger and look for a walnut-sized lump. The lump is the prostate. Sometimes placing your free hand flat on his belly can help with the positioning. Stroke, or tap, it gently stimulation. If you want, oral sex can also help provide him with a powerful orgasm. "
"Wow," Vanessa said. "Does it work every time?"
"Yep, but you have to be careful. Trust me; things can go wrong if you're not careful. However, there is an external way of doing it. Use your index finger; apply pressure to the area between scrotum and anus. When you massage that, you massage the prostate. "
"Sounds like fun," Amelia said grinning.
"Whys he cryings?" Toki asked with his hands covering his ears.
"I don't know," Murderface said.
Jonathan had begun crying two hours ago, and wouldn't stop. They had tried everything, bottle, diaper, toys but nothing worked. He continued to cry loudly.
"Shuts him ups," Skwisgaar said walking into Toki's bedroom with Nathan.
"What's wrong with him?" Nathan asked.
"I don't know," Pickles said", he just won't stop."
"Wells," Skwisgaar said angrily," get hims to stops."
"Yous saids you makes a betters fathers," Toki shouted", yous dos somethings."
Skwisgaar rolled his eyes and walked over towards Jonathan. He picked him up and held him in his arms. Jonathan stopped crying and began sucking his thumb. The others lowered their hands from their ears.
"He stopped," Pickles said amazed.
"I jus' haves a way withs kids," Skwisgaar said triumphantly.
Toki sighed angrily and rolled is eyes.
"One way you can make sex more pleasurable, is wait. For a week, or a day or two, do everything sexual but have sex. So, when you do have sex it'll increase the need and the excitement," Angelina said.
"I never would have thought of that," Drew said.
"Let's see, sometimes kissing or licking the ears or the back, or front, of the neck can be very erotic. Hell even the knees or hands can be erotic. Oh, and if your partner puts his fingers in your mouth try massaging it with your tongue, that always works."
"How did you learn all this Angie?" Bianca asked.
"From experience," Angelina replied.
"I see," Amelia said.
"Do I dare ask how got so much experience?" Vanessa asked.
"I'll admit to it, I was a slut," Angelina said.
The girls roared out in laughter.
Skwisgaar carried Jonathan into the lounge. He had finally fallen asleep in Skwisgaar's arms. He carefully placed him down on the couch to continue sleeping.
"He's finally asleep," Pickles said gratefully.
"Thank God," Murderface muttered. "Now we can have a few drinks."
"I don't think we can drink with a baby around," Nathan whispered.
"He is asleep," Pickles commented. "What danger can he get into if he's sleeping?"
Nathan thought about it", good point."
"Tell me," Amelia said", I'm curious. What is your favorite sex position?"
Angelina smirked", well I know this is going to sound weird, but my favorite position is side by side. You can go from missionary and roll over onto the side. Believe me its just amazing. Then you can just be close to each other, and he can nibble my breasts if he wants to. Plus there are so many way to do a side by side."
"Nice," Bianca commented.
"Oh, in foreplay the best way is always to tease. Kind of be in that I know you want-but I won't give it to you until I'm ready mood. It always works. Like when he's very horney, and this works for women to, try to make your area a bit harder to access. Say some playful things to heighten and to let him know that you're teasing him. Or, when you're heavy into kissing and touching, place your areas close to each other, nearly touching but not touching, and then move away. Keep doing it off and on, and use a bit more pressure than the first time," Angelina explained. "Oh, you can even tease when doing oral. Have your tongue close, but then pull it away. "
"Interesting take on foreplay," Vanessa said.
"Very," Drew added.
"It's twelve o' clock, should we go see what the boys are doing?" Angelina asked.
"Sure," Bianca said", I hope they were able to handle Jonathan without too much trouble."
Banned
The girls walked into the lounge. Charles had asked them to watch Jonathan, but they decided to let Dethklok have a chance. After all, they couldn't be that bad. They opened the door and walked inside. Bottles rested randomly around the floor. Dethklok was drunk, as usual. Toki and Pickles were sitting on of the chairs. Murderface and Skwisgaar were on floor about to pass out. Nathan walked towards them and took a swig of his alcoholic beverage.
"Hello girls," Pickles said giggling.
"Where's the baby?" Bianca asked.
"Asleeps on the couch," Toki told them.
The girls turned to glance at the couch, but the baby was gone.
"Where did he go?" Angelina asked.
They began looking around the room for any glimpse of the baby. Charles and Geneva walked inside. Geneva stared at the scene.
"Where's Jonathan?" Geneva asked.
"Uh, well," Drew didn't know how to respond.
"You mean," Geneva said worriedly", you don't know where he is?"
"Are you sure?" Charles asked.
Angelina took a few steps back. She heard something above her and glanced up. Jonathan's diaper had somehow gotten caught on one of the hooks that were used to keep the flat screen television up. Her mouth nearly fell open from the shock of it all. The diaper had finally given up supporting the baby's weight and he began falling towards the ground. Angelina caught him before he fell onto the floor.
"Found him," Angelina said.
"Give him to me, please," Geneva said walking towards Angelina.
Angelina handed Jonathan to his mother. Geneva took the baby back to her and Charles room for the night.
"Thank you," Charles told to Angelina before leaving.
"Does he ever lose his composure?" Vanessa asked.
"I haven't seen him lose it yet," Angelina responded.
The next morning Dethklok awoke with a hang over. They took some aspirin and threw up a bit which helped the migraines. They met up with the girls for lunch later that afternoon.
"I can't believe you all decided to drink when you were watching Jonathan," Angelina said. "Why would you do such a thing?"
"He was asleep when we started," Pickles said.
"So, it isn't an excuse," Angelina went on.
"Well, it doesn't matter," Murderface protested. "He's just fine now."
"He could have died last night," Angelina retorted.
"He didn't die," Murderface said.
"But he could have," Angelina scoffed.
Charles walked into the dinning room. He cleared his throat and said", in light of what happened last night I don't want any of you to ever be alone with my son ever again."
"What!" Toki said. "But wes goods babysitters."
"No Toki, you weren't. He nearly died last night. I can't keep putting my son's life in jeopardy," Charles informed them. "Oh, and you should start getting ready for your upcoming concert. Good day," he said and walked out of the dining room.
"I can'ts believes he woulds bans us from babysittings," Skwisgaar said bitterly.
"It is true that you nearly endangered Jonathan's life," Amelia said taking a bit from her sandwich.
"Psh," Pickles said", we're the best babysitters in the world."
"I know it's hard to accept," Angelina began", but maybe you just need to learn a little bit more about how to raise children."
"Do you know how to take care of babies?" Murderface asked.
"A bit, yea," Angelina responded.
"Then you can teach us," Nathan said.
"I'm sorry," Angelina said putting her sandwich back on her plate.
"Yea, I bets yous a greats teacher," Toki added.
"I don't think I could teach you all that you would need to know," Angelina said.
"Yous saids yous know how tos take care of babies," Skwisgaar said.
Angelina wasn't sure how to retort. She sighed and finally gave in.
Teaching Dethklok
The other girls decided to help her teach Dethklok in how to raise children. They split it up in their teaching categories, mostly to help make it easier to teach them. Angelina would mostly just be an overseer; she would help the girls in what they were teaching and constantly make sure Dethklok was doing all right. Bianca would try to teach them about child safety. Amelia was the nurse, in that she was going to try to teach them a bit about health and keeping a child from getting sick. Vanessa was going to teach them the other basics, like how to diaper a baby, and how to feed them. Drew was attempting at play time, and how to play safely.
They had set up one of the free rooms in Mordhaus to be like a classroom. The roadies helped them get the stuff they needed. Once it was finished begin set up, they began teaching.
"Okay, what is your experience in raising children?" Angelina asked.
"We adopted a son once," Pickles said.
"He was a fat son of a bitch," Murderface muttered to himself.
"Okay, what happened to him?" Bianca asked.
"We had him neutered," Nathan answered.
"You neutered him?" Angelina asked astounded.
"Uh, yea," Nathan said.
"This is going to be hell," Bianca whispered to Angelina.
"I know what you mean," Angelina agreed.
They began the first lesson. Bianca had set up a table full of objects that had safe and dangerous stuff for a baby. They had to find at least five things that were safe for a baby to be around. Naturally, they chose the most dangerous stuff because they liked them.
Later, Amelia was trying to explain the basics of how a baby is born. She decided to start from the birth and work her way from there. She had just gotten done explaining what happens when the baby grows in the stomach. Somehow the subject of a woman's nipple's getting hard became the main topic of discussion.
"I never knew that," Toki said amazed.
"Is always knews that's," Skwisgaar said indifferent.
"Of course he would," Amelia said to herself.
"I can'ts believes you didn'ts knows that," Skwisgaar said.
"I think we've gotten a bit off topic here," Amelia said.
Vanessa had given them dolls to take care off. They would cry, and needed to be feed, as well as burped. She watched Dethklok tried to diaper them. They used a stapler to fasten the diapers onto their fake babies. Vanessa sighed and forbade them from ever going near another stapler again. Vanessa left them for just a little bit to talk to Angelina.
"I don't think they'll ever be able to handle children. I'm sorry, but maybe it was a good thing that Nathan made such a big deal about it last time," Vanessa said.
"What do you mean?" Angelina asked.
"They can't even do the simplest of tasks. I mean, who uses a staple gun to diaper a baby?"
"Oh God," Angelina said placing her head in her hand.
Charles and Geneva walked towards them.
"What's going on?" Geneva asked.
"We're trying to teach Dethklok how to take care of babies," Angelina informed them.
"You can't be serious," Geneva muttered.
There was a loud explosion that came from the classroom. Dethklok came running out of the classroom. Nathan was carrying the remnants of the fake doll baby.
"We need a new baby, and uh yea," Nathan said holding out the remains of the doll.
"And you said you wanted to have kids," Charles muttered to Angelina.
Drew did her best, but wasn't able to help them show how to correctly play with a baby or child. She took them to a private park full of young kids. Nathan pushed a swing too hard forcing the child out of the swing. Pickles gave some the children alcohol to drink. Murderface was teaching them to hate the world, and to hate their parents. Skwisgaar did his best, but ended up yelling at one of them for having cut off a chunk of his hair. Toki surprisingly, did the best. This was the only thing that he did better than all the others in.
For the rest of the month, they did their best to teach Dethklok how to take care of a child. They continued to get worse. A few times they appeared to improve, but they still had a long ways to go. It wasn't until the end of the month, near Jonathan's one month birthday that Dethklok was finally beginning to understand.
They were now able to take handle a baby doll without destroying it. The girls were more than amazed. Once they finally learned the basics of childcare came the ultimate test. But they would just have to allow Charles and Geneva to allow them to watch Jonathan alone again.
Dethklok's Request
"Please," Toki implored. "Please let us watch him once again."
"I don't really think it's such a-"Charles tried to say but was cut off.
"We can watch him. The girls taught us how to babysit better," Pickles said.
"Don't you trust us anymore?" Murderface asked.
Charles sighed", I'll ask Geneva."
Charles opened the door to his office and walked inside. Dethklok followed behind him. Charles dialed his phone to call Geneva's office. Geneva answered and they talked for a few minutes. Charles explained the situation to her, and waited for her answer. As she responded he continued to act indifferent. He finally hung up the phone and stare at the band members.
"Wells," Skwisgaar said.
"She said to let you all have one last chance," Charles said.
The guys smiled. Charles stood up and walked around his desk.
"If you hurt my son in any way," he said threateningly", I will make sure you pay for it. Are we understood?"
"Uh," Nathan said.
"Very," Pickles said for him.
"Good," Charles said before walking out of his office.
Skwisgaar walked into his bedroom. Bianca had been waiting for him. She smiled and walked towards him. Then, surprisingly she pushed in against a wall and began kissing him. She was gently forceful. This random sexual act immediately aroused Skwisgaar. He kissed her back with as much passion. Their bodies rubbing close to each other, the undesirable passion was becoming too intense. Skwissgaar picked her up and they began undressed each other.
Surprise
The girls agreed to not help Dethklok take care of Jonathan that evening. They waited impatiently for the hours to pass. They tried to watch a few horror films. Angelina was a huge fan of horror movies. They decided to watch the one that Drew stared in, back when she first came into the mix. It was called Choose Your End. An interesting horror story about how people ultimately choose their own deaths. Even though they came to a bloody means.
Amelia showed them a novel she had gotten. It was titledJason Voorhees: A Murderer or Misunderstood Son. It was written by a doctor, who was said to have gone insane. He tricked several people to go into Camp Crystal Lake, and each of them ended up dying. Well, all expect for three. One of the survivors ended up dying later on though.
It was finally eleven O' clock. Charles and Geneva would be arriving back home any second. The girls got up and headed down to the lounge. They waited eagerly, and the couple finally appeared. Everyone had their fingers crossed that everything would be all right. Charles opened the door for Geneva. She walked inside and Charles followed behind her. The girls followed behind him and stared into the room.
Jonathan was snuggly wrapped up in his baby blue blanket. He was asleep in Nathan's arms. Geneva smiled and quietly took him from Nathan. She quietly carried him back to his crib.
"Seems you did a good job this time," Charles said. "Thank you."
"Nos problems," Toki said gleefully.
"Yea, he was a little angel," Pickles added.
"Good night," Charles said and left.
"See," Murderface said to the girls", we can take care of babies to."
Amelia walked over towards him and kissed him. "I'm so proud of you," she said with a smile.
Murderface lifted her off of her feet and into his arms. "We have some things to do," he said and carried her away.
Angelina exhaled contentedly", thank god it all worked out."
Dream
Angelina was walking through the hallways of Mordhaus that night. She didn't know why, but she felt a need to go down into the dungeon. She easily found her way there, and took a torch for light. She walked down the steps and entered the jail cells. In the darkness she noticed something odd. She walked closer to better investigate.
Suddenly, she saw Whitney walking out of a cell. She kissed the roadie passionately. They were surrounded by others, mostly teenage kids. A few other roadies were with them. They carefully made their way out of the dungeon and were escaping.
Angelina abruptly sat up. She carefully removed the covers and put on her robe. She made sure to not wake Nathan as she walked out of his bedroom. Fervently she ran down towards the dungeon. Something in her gut told her that her dream wasn't a lie. She ran down the stone steps carrying the torch she had taken. She walked into the dungeon and slowly made her way towards Whitney's cell. She dropped her torch in shock.
"It is true," Angelina muttered to herself", she escaped."
Dear Diary,
Well, this has been an interesting month. Me, and Vanessa agreed to teach the other girls a few things about sex. Vanessa taught us all how to do a strip tease dance. But, a week before her actual lesson, Geneva finally gave birth! She had a son and named him Jonathan-he's the cutest little boy I've ever seen. It just make me want one so much more, but I can't let the others know that.
Charles asked us to watch Jonathan for a night. It was on the night I was supposed to give my lesson. I figuered Dethklok would be able to watch over him, as did the rest of us. Charles finally asked Dethklok as a last resort. Turns out that Dethklok got drunk while watching him, and he somehow ended up being caught on a hook that was used to hold up the widescreen television. I managed to catch him so he didn't fall onto the ground.
Charles banned Dethklok from ever being alone with his son-can you believe it? Well, that lead Dethklok to want us to teach them on how to raise a child. We agreed to help. Unfortanuatly, it didn't go as well as we had hoped. It took us an entire month, but they finally figured out how to take care of baby.
After they begged Charles to allow them to watch Jonathan one last time, Geneva was the one who said yes, they happily proceeded to prove themselves capable of raising children. We were told to not help them in any way, so we did our best to occupy our time. But, we were impatiently waiting for Charles and Geneva to arrive at eleven. When they did we found a surprise, Dethklok actuallly managed to babysit Jonathan without harming him! Yay! We were all thankful for that.
Oh, that very same night I found out something terrifying. Whitney escaped from her cell. I don't know how, but she did. I had a dream that she did, and it turned out to be true! I don't know what's she going to do, but I just hope she's too terrified to try to fight back against us.
Mini-Soundtrack:
Metalocalypse theme song
Carry On My Wayland Son by: Kansas
Erotic City By: George Clinton