Chunin Exams: A Smooth One

by Saruhno

What would have happened in the Exams if Orochimaru were never there? Everything would have gone smoothly on most parts. But would everything be the same or would it have changed? Pairings: Slight Sasusaku,and if you squint, some Shikaino. Has Bloopers.

2. Bloopers

Bloopers from the Chuunin Exams: A Smooth One

Blooper 1:

Suddenly a kunai with an explosive tag flew out of the trees aiming right towards them.

"SAKURA!"

Sasuke quickly tackled her to the ground and covered her from the explosion.

"Um, Sasuke?"

"Yes Sakura."

"GET YOUR FACE OFF MY CHEST!!"

Blooper 2:

"But how are you guys going to share the scrolls? Who'll get it first? And who says that the team who does get the scroll, doesn't run off later?" Sakura said. She was going to try and pit them against each other and distract them long enough to get away.

"Hey, she's right! How will we know you guys aren't gonna run off?!" Then the rain ninja started beating each other up. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura all sighed.

Blooper 3:

"Get ready cause here we come!" all the bushins shouted. Sasuke turned on his Sharingan and said, " Stay here Sakura." Then jumped into the brawl. Sasuke took on two ninjas at once while Naruto and his bushins took the rest. Suddenly two umbrellas shot into the air and started spitting out senbons that went in every direction. Sasuke and Sakura jumped behind a tree to take cover from the senbons and found the real Naruto behind a tree eating ramen.

"What are you doing Naruto?"

"Eating ramen of course!"

"Ugh, you stupid dobe."

"Shut up teme! I was hungry!

Blooper 4:

"You were right. I was weak and worthless. I hid behind my teammates and friends and had them protect me. But now you're wrong. I'll change and become strong. Starting NOW!" Sakura then sliced the kunai through her hair and her headband slid down her face. Once the headband was on her neck her face had changed from terrified and scared to determined and confident.

"Ow!! Crap my finger!"

"Huh? What happened?"

"You cut my finger while slicing through your hair!"

"I'm so sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen!! I'm so sorry!"

Bloopers 5:

"I'm on it. Mind Transfer Justu!" Then Ino's form slacked and fell onto the ground.

"Shikamaru, weren't you supposed to catch her?"

"Crap."

"SHIKAMARU!!"

Blooper 6:

. Suddenly, Sakura found herself running towards Sasuke. Then she tackle Sasuke to the ground with Sakura on top, crying. "Sasuke……What happened to you? Please, don't kill him. They already got what they deserved. Please, just don't kill them, okay?"

"Sasuke, are you okay? Your face is red….."

Sakura was sitting on Sasuke groin……..