Movie Night at Seiya's

Irrelevant Maverick's comments: I watched Ju-on (I'm having the Bronzies show the original Japanese version because, well, they're in Japan!) on YouTube and even tho the visual quality sucked, I did get creeped out all the same. Fire-Chan9490, jen-ken-po is the game: paper-rock-scissors in English, sorry for not mentioning that before.

Disclaimer: I disclaim Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac if you wish).

-+-+-+Goldies in the House+-+-+-

Milo exclaims, "Are there any girls in this movie?" Camus to the left of Milo rolls his eyes to Shura who starts massaging his temple ( weird usage of the word).

"Well actually—" But Seiya quickly covers Shun's mouth from behind. Hyoga rushes to the scene and quickly answers, "Yeah. Lots of 'em!"

Shiryu chuckles and adds, "But they don't look too… lively, if you know what I mean." Hyoga and Seiya shoot death glares at Shiryu.

Luckily, Milo doesn't see the death glares. "That's not too bad. I rather prefer the quiet ones anyhow."

Seiya closes his eyes and waits for a dramatic pause. ::dramatic pause:: "Alright then! LIGHT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Seiya, you're too evil."

Seiya just laughs, "Hee hee! What can I say? Darkness is a horror movie effect."

-+-+-+Cell Phone Scene in Ju-on+-+-+-

"44444? What d-does t-that m-m-mean?" Shura whispers nervously, arms wrapped around his knees.

"THE HORROR! People actually pay money to watch this!", cries Camus. His face is hidden behind his hands but he peeks through them every five seconds. He just can't resist looking.

((Toshio is seen staring up at the ceiling of the darkened schoolroom. The highschool girl begins whimpering. Still holding the cellphone, she slowly turns around…))

"MOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the Gold Saints scream as they bury their heads under the pillows. They were all sitting side by side on a pull-out bed couch.

Aphrodite however, just kept chewing on his popcorn. Two hands shoot out from either side of him. "Hey! What're you guys do-?" Deathmask and Shura both pull Aphrodite under the pillows.

"What's WRONG with you?" Shura yells in Aphrodite's ear, eyes bulging out of their sockets.

Aphrodite stops chewing for a moment, "I'm just not scared." And resumes chewing.

"WHAT?!! This movie's scary!! SCARY I SAY!!" shouted Deathmask in Aphrodite's other ear.

Aphrodite finishes chewing and looks from Deathmask to Shura, "How can you be scared? I mean, that little boy's buck-naked for crying out loud!"

"Wow, I didn't know Aphrodite can be so rational watching a movie this scary," whispered Shun in Hyoga's ear.

"Rather than being rational, I think he's using logic to reason out his fears. Although I can't believe Camus-sensei is freaking out this much! I'd laugh but I just feel too sorry for him."

Shiryu, who is standing next to Hyoga, chuckles to himself. He walks over to the DVD remote on the couch's armrest and presses stop. Seiya runs over to the light switch and flips it on.

All the gold saints, "THE LIGHT! Whoo, thank goodness!" Sounds of pillows being shoved to the floor and empty popcorn bags dropped on the table.

Camus tries to stand up, but his legs give out. So he begins to crawl towards the kitchen. "Must… get… away!"

"CUT THAT OUT CAMUS!!! You're creeping me out!," stammers Milo, as everyone stares at the way Camus's arms are shaking so violently, pulling his body forward.

"Must get away from t.v…" Camus stops and begins to sob uncontrollably.

Hyoga walks over to his sensei, who's hair is all roughed up from hiding it under the pillow, and gently puts his arm around him. He helps him (half carries him) onto the couch and brings over a small blanket with moon and clouds printed all over.

Camus rubs at his eyes roughly and looks appreciatingly into his student's eyes and weakly says, "Thank you Hyoga."

Hyoga smiles at Camus and then walks back into the kitchen. "Here's when the trouble starts," muttered Hyoga into Shiryu's ears.

EXTRA: 4444 on the cellphone in Japanese means 'shi' which in this movie, was meant to say 'shi-ne' or die. Next chap. is the conclusion… of both the movie and my story!