Hey, Blazer here. It's about time I've updated, eh?

Lily: I'll say.

Arae: Yeah.

Jon: Oh, can it.

Arae: You can it, you... you un noble dude!

Jon: You just crossed the line. I'm gonna kill you off.

Arae: Nuh uh! You can't do that!

Lily: Technically, he can, 'cause no one likes you.

Jon, Link, Me: SHUT DOWN!

Arae: sobs

Jon: Well, I don't own The Legend of Zelda franchise... that would be sweet if I did.

Chapter Two

Jon, Lily and Arae looked in horror at the large, black dragon flying straight for them. It had five razor sharp talons on its hands and feet, and Jon could see the snow white jagged teeth as the dragon screeched.

Zant appeared in a flurry of small black squares. "Ganondorf…" he muttered.

Arae and Lily jumped back, startled at the sudden appearance of Zant. Arae clumsily reached for his sword, but Jon grabbed his hand. "Don't," he told Arae. "He's with me." Jon turned to Zant. "How are we gonna beat this thing?"

Zant shook his head. "The dragon isn't the only thing that we'll have to beat," he told Jon. "See the man riding the beast?" He pointed to the dragon, which was approaching them at a dangerous speed.

Jon noticed a tall man on the back of the dragon. He couldn't see him very well, but Jon could tell that he had dark red hair and wore black armor. "Aye, I see him," Jon said. "Is that…?"

Zant nodded. "Ganondorf. He always finds some way to come back," he told Jon.

"Well, sorry to be the bringer of bad news," Arae chimed in, "but there's a large dragon heading right for us!"

"Yes, we established that idea long ago, prissy," Jon commented dryly. "Now can it!"

Arae glared at Jon, and then looked up at the black dragon fearfully. "Well, what can we do?" he asked.

Jon drew his sword. "We'll fight," he said bravely. "We can take this bugger and his little lizard."

Zant chuckled. "You're a brave one," he said, "but you'll need to get rid of that dragon first." He pointed his long, sleeved arm at the dragon, and a tiny, red and black beam shot out quickly. The beam snaked along and struck the dragon, and it disappeared in a flurry of black squares. The man riding the dragon yelled in surprise and fell into the lake.

"What… what just happened?" Lily asked, her voice trembling slightly.

"I just warped the dragon away," Zant told her. "But now, we have a bigger threat." Zant gestured to the man swimming hastily towards them. "I'll hold him off while you run. Go!"

Arae and Lily began to run, but Jon pulled out his sword and stood by Zant. "I'll fight with you," Jon said calmly.

"No, you must run with them!" Zant told him, glancing fearfully at Ganondorf, who was climbing onto the shore. "You mustn't die here!"

"But, if we can kill him right here, right now…" Jon pleaded.

Zant sighed. Arae and Lily had come back, taking fearful glances at Zant, and then at the man who was swiftly walking towards them. "You give me no choice." Zant waved his arm, and Jon, Arae, and Lily were covered in black circles, which flew up into the sky, leaving no trace of the kids.

"You should have let the boy fight," a deep, evil voice said.

Zant sighed and turned to face Ganondorf. The tall man held a sword, the very one the Sages had used to try and strike him down with. "As long as I live, that boy will never die," Zant growled back.

Ganondorf smiled evilly. "Then live no longer." He lunged at Zant, the tip of the sword ready to gut the former king of the twilight. Ganondorf stopped as the sword cut through black, and then fell as Zant slashed his back with his twin curved blades.

"You're not as quick as you used to be," Zant spat, and then disappeared.

Ganondorf glared daggers at the spot where Zant used to stand, and then struggled to his feet. Blood ran freely from the x-shaped wound on his back, and fire coursed through his muscles and body every time he moved. Ganondorf grimaced and began to march towards Hyrule Castle.

Jon looked around wildly as the black faded away, and he was in the middle of a huge field. "Damn," he breathed. "You could fit a whole crapload of soccer fields in this place."

"Soccer?" Lily questioned. "What's that?"

"Uh, just a kind of game," Jon said, and hastily changed the subject. "Where are we?"

"Hyrule Field, are we not?" Arae said, looking around.

"Yeah, we are," Lily said. "But where's Hyrule Castle?" She looked around, but the castle was no where in sight.

"I have no clue…" Jon said.

A screech pierced the air, and Jon groaned. "Don't tell me the dragon is here too…" he muttered.

Well, the plot thickens! Time to kill Arae... muhahaha!

Arae: Noooooooooooo, pleeeeeeease don't! Have mercy!

Lily: Oh, god... kill him just to shut him up.

Link: Now, listen here...

Everybody: Can it, Fairy Boy.

Link: IT'S MR. FAIRY BOY! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!

Jon: Hey, I'll kill you too.

Lily: Technically, you can't do that. The story wouldn't be the same.

Arae: Yeah, and same if I died too!

Lily: Yes, but it's different. If Link dies, the story sucks. If you die, the story will get better.

Link, Me, Jon: SHUT DOWN! AGAIN!

Arae: sobs