TVGC: Hello and Welcome to the 3rd Chapter: The Return of Lard Lad! Air Date: 12-22-07. I don't own anything! Oh and by the way there is Question Games for this one but not for the other seasons. This is an alternative or exile story of Season 1 so I just wanted to put Question Games in it.

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The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XXI

The Opening Intro is shown as the scene went to Bart writing on the Chalkboard, "I will not give my classmates garlic to see if their vampires" as the School Bell rang and he rode outside with his Skateboard. The Scene then went to the Simpson Living Room where the Simpsons came in and then knives attacked all of them. The Scene then went to the TV where it said that the Creators and Developers are Bat Groening, James Hell Brooks, and Sam Killer Simon.

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The Scene goes to Spyro and the Heroes at the Simpson House to see if anyone was home.

"Hello? Anybody home?" said Master Chief as they waited for a response but nobody responded.

"I wonder where Homer and his family could be…" said Spyro as they looked around the Simpson House until Crash spotted Homer on the Living Room watching TV with a Beer in his hands.

"Hey guys, there is Homer!" said Crash as he ran to him but accidentally tripped on one of Maggie's Toys and fell on Homer, spilling his Duff Beer.

"Oops Sorry" said Crash

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" said Homer as he strangled Crash really hard.

"I'LL TEACH YOU TO SPILL MY PRECIOUS BEER!" as Homer strangled him more harder.

"Homer stop strangling our unexpected guests!" said Marge as she whacked him with her frying pan.

"OW! MARGE, DON'T DO THAT, I'm TRYING TO TEACH THIS GUY A LESSON!"

"Homer just let him go" said Marge as she gave him another Duff Beer.

"My rage is going, going…, gone…" said Homer as he let go of Crash and drank his beer.

"I hope you're all right" said Marge to Crash.

"I'm okay, I almost died though" said Crash

"It would've been fun to watch you die" said Spyro teasing him

"Shut up Spyro!"

"Well now let me ask a question, who are you and what do you want?" asked Marge

"Probably some Hobos asking for money" said Homer

"Homer!" yelled Marge

"What?"

"I'll explain" said Spyro as he talked to Marge everything.

"Oh, so you're Heroes looking for Special Weapons to save the worlds from Darkness?" asked Marge

"Yep, that's basically it" said Spyro as all of a sudden they heard something outside.

"Hmm, I wonder who it is" said Marge as she opened the door only to find Lard Lad in front of her face.

"AH!" yelled Marge as the Heroes came over and saw Lard Lad too.

"Oh my god, it's big!" said Jak

"What did I miss?" said Homer as he came over too.

"Ah! It's Lard Lad!" yelled Homer

"Yes it's me fat boy! I'm taking revenge on you!" said Lard Lad as he stepped back a little bit so they can fight him.

"Crash get your spinning butt over there and kill that guy!" said Jak

"ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MANIAC OR SOMETHING JAK?!" yelled Crash at the top of his lungs.

"Stop arguing and let's fight this guy to the ground!" said Spyro

"I'll help in just a minute" said Homer as he drunk his beer only to let his beer be knocked to the floor by Lard Lad.

"That does it!" said Homer as he growled and went outside to face Lard Lad.

"Let's fight!" said Sora

"I'll help as much as I can" said Marge also joining in to fight.

The Encounter Music on…

18 Bars of HP, Information: "Defeat Lard Lad with the help of Homer and Marge!"

Spyro and Crash decided to fuse together and together they fused into Spash the Dragoncoot and then slashed Lard Lad hard in the chest. Klonoa used his Techno Tornado, attacking Lard Lad hard while Tak used his Spear and stabbed him in the chest. Lard Lad used his Giant Metal Doughnut and whacked all of them to the ground with it. Homer grabbed Marge and span her around so she can spin up into the air and whack Lard Lad hard in the head with her frying pan. Homer screamed and then started to pulverize Lard Lad's legs really hard while Sonic ran up to his head and punched his eyes. Lard Lad fought back by grabbing a nearby building and threw it all of them, making their HP down to one. Sora quickly used Curaga before using his Final Form and slashing Lard Lad with his 2 Keyblades. Jak used his Peace Maker and blasted Lard Lad with it while Ratchet, Fox, and Master Chief used their Blasters and blasted him with it. Lard Lad formed dark fire energy in his eyes and blasted all of them with it.

Kingsley used his arrows and fired all of them at Lard lad before slashing him hard with his sword. Megaman charged himself with strength and then mega punched Lard Lad up into the air while Pacman ate a dot and then chomped him hard in the face. Lard Lad used his Giant Metal Doughnut and threw it all of them, sending them into the Simpson House really hard. Kirby used his Rainbow Sword and slashed Lard Lad in the chest with all of his strength while Pickachu used Thunder Bolt and electrocuted him really badly. Sly used his cane and slashed Lard Lad hard in the legs, making him fall onto the ground while Link shot all of his arrows at him. Lard Lad jumped into the air and blasted poisonous doughnuts at all of them, infecting their HP to one. Spyro quickly used Red Gems to heal everybody's HP before getting out his Dragon of Light Sword and super slashed Lard Lad's Head with it. Marge turned into Strong Marge, grabbed Lard Lad and whacked him onto the floor 5 times while Homer licked the spilled beer he dropped, turned into his funny Hulk form and super pulverized him. Lard Lad got mad and span around with his fists sticking out so he could hit all of them really hard.

Mario ate a mushroom, turned big as Lard Lad and whacked him with his Super Hammer before blasting his Super Flame on him, making him growl in pain. Crash, Ty, and Kao agreed to fuse together as they turned into Australian King; he then attacked Lard Lad with Australian Power, attacking him with Australian Animals and Weapons. Lard Lad jumped up into the air and did a belly flop on all of them, making their HP down to one. Jak, Ratchet, Fox, Samus, and Master Chief fused into Ultimate Commander and blasted Lard Lad with his Nuclear Neon Blaster, making him growl in pain. Croc and Rayman fused into Crocodile Rider and then whacked Lard Lad onto the ground with his tail. Lard Lad grabbed Homer and blasted him with Dark Energy, making him K.O.

"Homie!" said Marge as she then growled at Lard Lad and turned her Frying Pan into a Giant One so she can flatten Lard Lad like a Pancake. Spyro used Red Gems, to revive Homer and everybody's HP while he used his Convexity Fury, attacking Lard Lad with the power of the Convexity. Lard Lad growled at all of them as he then grabbed the Tree House of the Simpsons and whacked all of them super hard with it.

Crash used his Wumpa Bazooka and then blasted Lard Lad hard in the face with it while Sora used his Kingdom Keyblade and did 5 combos on him. DK got mad and punched Lard Lad hard in the face while Sonic tripped him onto the floor before he did a head dive onto him. Lard Lad got up and made his Giant Doughnut into a sharp razor before slashing all of them with it. All of the Heroes felt something inside them as they turned bright, joined together, placed their weapons together and then used Heroes Light of Destiny, blasting an incredible, glorious, and humongous amount of Light at Lard Lad and he fell to the floor dead.

Few Moments Later…

"And that's the end of that Chapter" said Homer whacking his scarf around like he was doing the Homer Simpson on TV.

"Well Homer, can you help us find the Special Weapons?" asked Spyro

"Uh I don't know I have to sleep on it" as Homer fell back and slept on the road.

"He's always lazy, believe me" said Marge

"I see" as Crash poured water on him and Homer woke up with a yell.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" said Homer as he strangled Crash again.

"I'LL TEACH YOU TO SPILL COLD WATER ON ME!"

"Aye!" said all of the Heroes as they smacked their heads.

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