General Hammond said that SG-1 will undergo experiment.
I am member of SG-1, so I spent 3 days on the planet with others.
I have nothing else to say, doctor.
O´Neill is a leader. Great warrior.
DanielJackson and MajorCarter are notable scientists.
I don't understand your question.
Yes, I think I had desire to sit on a cactus naked, rather than spend one more day there.
DAY TWO
"Daniel? Sorry, you don't have to jump 10 feet in the air. It's me, Sam. Did you see colonel?"
"Are you suicidal?"
"I just wanted to tell him that there's a lake few miles south of here."
"Eh?"
"So he can go fishing."
"Eh?"
"So he'll be away from us for few hours."
"Oh. Why didn't you said so?"
"Daniel, are you okay?"
"Great, fine, fine. Jack broke my vase yesterday, he put pepper in my breakfast and there are two whole days before me. I'm fine. Really great."
"Hm. Don't you think you are taking too many pills?"
"I think I'll go to tent and sleep for few hours."
"That will be good."
"Sam? Can I use your tent?"
"Why? What's with yours?"
"You don't wanna know."
"Does Colonel did something?"
"You bet."
"Oh."
oOo
"MajorCarter, where was DanielJackson running?"
"He needs a break."
"I had the impression that he is hiding from O´Neill."
"That's one of the possibilities."
"Shouldn't we fill in the test doctor gave us?"
"Well yes. But we should fill it together. Where is Colonel?"
"I saw him walking in south direction, saying something about fishing."
"Why didn't you joined him?"
"MajorCarter, I am bored, but not suicidal."
oOo
"Jack, can you please finish eating? How long does it take to eat yoghurt, anyway?"
"Calm down Danny, Carpe diem."
"You read that on a sticker?"
"Funny. Can we start?"
"Teal´c can you please bring the tests? They are in the backpack."
"Of course MajorCarter."
"Eh, sir, why are the papers scribbled?"
"I was bored. Yours the one with the pink dog."
"I thought it's a pig."
"Now I know what to draw you next."
"Eh. Can we start? There are few questions. Everybody will answer them and then we will discuss about them. It will help us to know something new about each other."
"Yeahsureyabetcha. Lets get it done."
oOo
"Eh. Sir, that blue thingy...eh, it's nice, but you were supposed to be writing answers."
"I done that."
"Well, it looks like you rather practiced vulgar words."
"I think it's an adequate answer to that question."
"Which question is that, O´Neill?"
"Eh. Can we start? Teal´c can you please read first question?"
"Of course MajorCarter. Which team member you don't like and why?"
"Colonel."
"Carter, I hope that's not your answer."
"Eh. No sir. i just thought you could start with answer."
"Daniel, stop giggling. Do I really have to answer that? Those questions are stupid."
"Sir, we should be able to tell each other things we would rather not know about."
"Right, and then kill each other."
"Or worse. Not talk to each other."
"You know what Daniel? I didn't wanted to answer, but I will. You, I don't like you. Your righteous behavior. Intellectual babbling. All the languages in the world. Your big blue eyes."
"Jack..."
"I got you! Ha, I didn't thought you would fall for this thing. You should see your face."
"You know Jack, sometimes you're really scary."
"You didn't thought I was serious, right? Those questions are absolutely stupid."
"Sir, it should unite the team."
"I think it's separating it. How did you answered number 9 - If you would have to kill one of your teammates, who would it be? And Daniel, you don't have to answer, you wrote my name with pretty big letters."
"You're right sir. So we'll throw away the test. Maybe that was the intention. That we'll agree that we shouldn't fight among ourselves."
"I would like to compare the answers to number 21 - Who in team likes to torture other teammate?"
"Daniel, there isn't such question."
"But there should be."
"Daniel?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"O´Neill, what we will do now?"
"We can play Guess what's for diner."
"I think I'll take a walk."
"Oh, come on Danny, don't be such killjoy. So, lets play something."
"Baseball?"
"That was good Teal´c."
"Jack, leave it to tomorrow. It's dark and I'm sleepy."
"Okay, Sleeping Beauty. Nighty night, may the fleas bite you all night. Metaphorically speaking of course.
Hey Teal´c, you staying?"
"Of course O´Neill."
"Carter?"
"Rather not sir. I'll gonna do some necessary things."
"Follow the signs Carter."
"I was talking about my make-up."
"O´Neill, you promised to teach me play poker."
"That's right, T. Prepare bucks, we're gonna spin it."
"I didn't know we would be dancing, O´Neill."
oOo
"Ehm..."
"Hm?"
"Ehm..Carter?"
"Yes sir. I'm sorry, did I woke you up?"
"This can sound like a totally stupid question, but do you know that you are sleeping in my tent?"
"Yes sir."
"I just wanted to be sure you understand. You know, everybody, everyone of us here have their own tent. Isn't it fantastic? Everyone sleeps in their own tent."
"Yes sir. But mine is occupied by Daniel. He sealed it and is refusing to let me in."
"Maybe if you were nicer..."
"You were saying?"
"I was just thinking aloud why is Daniel in your tent."
"Well, he wanted to take a nap there this afternoon, but I didn't know he would be also sleeping there this night. Besides, if you didn't do something to that tent..."
"Ah."
"What did you do anyway?"
"Eh. You don't wanna know."
oOo
"Ehm. Carter?"
"Sir?"
"That's the third time you kicked me in the leg."
"I'm sorry, there's so little space here."
"Because it's a tent for one. Why didn't you go to Teal´c?"
"I don't think that would be good idea."
"Ya think this is better?"
"Go to sleep sir."
"Right."
oOo
"Hey Carter. Are you sleeping?"
"You don't have to whisper sir, I'm awake now."
"Maybe the experiment wasn't such a bad idea. And there was one interesting question."
"I didn't think you read it all."
"It was the last one, number 20 - Who would you date from SGC and why?"
"Didn't you said those were stupid questions?"
"Others were. Except this one."
"I think all questions had something in them. They make you think..."
"Carter, you're evading the answer."
"I'm not evading."
"You're afraid to answer! I'm sure you have somebody on your mind."
"Okay, than. But you first, sir."
"E-e, Carter. Ladies first. Name would be fine. Or surname. Nickname. Phone number. If you don't wanna name anyone, just give me some clue."
"Okay, sir. It's a man."
"Funny Carter."
"Fine. He's older and sweet."
"Ohmygod. You wanna date Hammond!"
"Funny sir. And he's funny."
"Carter, I think it's somehow concerning me."
"Maybe sir, maybe."
"Maybe?.!"
"Goodnight."
"What?.! Hey, we're not done yet..."
"Maybe you shouldn't shout so much, you'll wake Teal´c and he will be curious what's happening here."
"Great then. We'll see tomorrow.
"Night."
"Night. You kicked me again."
"Sorry."
"At least stop tittering when you apologize."