Waking up groggy, sticky, and sore the next morning, Naruto got out of bed and cleaned himself up (including donning clothes), before grabbing the edge of the sheets and pulling them off the bed; a tired Sasuke included; landing on the floor with an audible 'thump'. Laughing at the predicament that the raven was in, he said "Teme, hurry up and get dressed so we can wash these sheets."
"IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!! THE SHEETS CAN FUCKING WAIT!!" yelled Sasuke as he tried to detangle himself from the jumble of cream colored cloth. Apparently the raven WAS NOT a morning person. Glancing around nervously Naruto yanked the sheets from him and opened the door silently before he went downstairs to look for a washing machine. Meanwhile upstairs Sasuke was getting dressed as quietly as possible, mumbling curses under his breath. Downstairs, having found a washing machine, the blonde proceeded to dump in the sheets and put in the right amount of detergent. Finally having finished getting dressed, Sasuke made his way downstairs to find that Naruto was not alone. Sitting at the table with the blonde was Harry Potter and Ron. Cursing yet again, Sasuke made his way to where Naruto was standing. Putting a finger to his lips to signal the other two to keep quiet about his presence, the raven snuck up on his lover.
"Boo." He said right next to Naruto's ear. Jumping, the blonde pulled out a kunai and without thinking flung it at the intruder. Catching it just before it hit him, Sasuke said, "No need to throw sharp objects, dobe."
Forgetting that they were in there were other people in the vicinity, let alone at the burrow, Naruto screamed out "No sex for a week!!" This earned a very…uncomfortable silence from every body around. "Oops," said Naruto while blushing beet red, smiling sheepishly, and rubbing the back of his neck. Meanwhile on the other side of the table, there were two very red, very disturbed boys, their eyes as big as saucers. "Guess there's no point in hiding it now," said Sasuke as he wrapped his arms around his koi's waist and placed his head upon the others shoulder. If it was possible the boys' eyes widened even more. Just as Naruto was about to say something, they heard the door to the sitting room being opened and two people shuffling inside.
"Finally decided to tell everyone?" said Itachi as he smirked his infamous smirk. "Yes and no," replied his brother. "Naruto here, decided to yell out something rather inappropriate for these virgin ears," Sasuke continued, motioning to Harry and Ron. Looking befuddled, Harry and Ron observed the odd couple. Giggling a bit Sakura said, "Their ears won't be so virgin for long knowing you two."
Not really caring, Naruto sat down in a chair and propped his legs on the table, everyone else following suit, just not putting their legs on the table. From then on, the six talked of what London was like. A couple hours later they were laughing about some mishap that involved Ron and spiders. "Ne, Sakura-chan, what time is it?" asked the Kyuubi holder. "6:45, why?" replied the pinkette. "Everybody should be coming down in about, three, two, one…"
Right on cue the rest of the family showed up, looking refreshed and ready for a new day. Everybody said their good mornings while the four nin's were deciding whether or not to tell what they were really in Britain for. Finally deciding, Itachi spoke up, gathering everybody's attention as the shinobi stood up from their chairs, looking very serious. "Everybody, we have to explain what we're really here for," said Itachi. Now, that piqued the groups' interest. "Well, go on," asked Ginny from the other side of the table. "We were sent on a mission to guard Potter-san here," explained the Weasel (Itachi's name means Weasel to those who don't know already). "Of, course Weasley-san here already knows," he went on. "And we don't really look like this; it's a henge," interrupted Sakura.
"What's a 'henge'?" asked Hermione. "Where you change your appearance in any way, shape, or form," replied Sasuke as he fiddled with a strand of Naruto's golden locks. "Kind of like Transfiguration?" inquired Ron. "I guess," said Naruto, a light blush dusting his cheeks as Sasuke continued his ministrations. "So what do you really look like?" requested Harry, who up till this point had been rather quiet. Looking at each other, the four Nin nodded before saying 'dispel' and there was a big puff of smoke. Coughing, the others in the room batted at it, trying to make it go away. When the smoke did clear whet they saw surprised them.
Sakura was wearing her gloves, a short red skirt with black spandex underneath, a pink and red shirt that had the sleeves cut off, and her pink hair and blazing unnatural green eyes. Itachi had on a black cloak with fishnet underneath, arm protectors, and pants and shoes that looked like the ones Deidara wore, with the Uchiha symbol in an earring. Sasuke was still wearing his usual outfit of black shrine keeper pants and tight shirt, but there was a new addition; he now had bandages all the way up his forearms with some tangled in his hair. All in all, he looked hotter than ever.
After drooling a few buckets over the youngest Uchiha, they turned to the last person within the group; Naruto. The Jinchuriki was wearing a ripped up sleeveless shirt with orange fishnet underneath and bandages wrapped loosely around his torso, also having a pair of black shrine keeper pants for he felt that they were roomy, comfortable, and easy to move in, not to mention it hid his fox tail. Fox ears twitching, his hair stopped in the middle his bluish violet eyes, the reddish tinge had returned along with the prominate whisker marks and sharp canines.
Gaping, the group looked as though they were aliens from another planet. "Staring is rude you know," pouted Naruto. Snapping out of their reverie Hermione practically shouted to Naruto, "What are you? And why do you have cat ears?"
Wincing he turned to his comrades. "Think we should tell them?" he asked. "It's best they know," said Sakura as she gave him a pitying look for what was to come. Sighing Naruto turned back to the awed people and took a deep breath, preparing for what he was going to confess. Feeling a reassuring hand on his waist, he felt a little bit better. "As you see, I'm not entirely…human. I have a demon sealed inside me since birth. On my stomach I have a seal which keeps the demon from getting out and destroying things," said the Yondaime's legacy. "In one of my fights when I was fifteen I used to much of Kyuubi's chakra and the seal cracked. This caused Kyuu's chakra to leak into my chakra system, and if it kept on doing that then I would be dead by now. But, Kyuubi gave me a way not to die; and that was to fuse with him. I did, and this is what you see know," he finished as he made his tail come out from the pants and swish around.
"WHAT?!" exclaimed the group with a look of pure horror on their faces. "Ever heard of the Nine Tailed Fox?" asked Naruto.
"Yes, but we all thought it was just a myth!" said Mr. Weasley. "Well, it's not, want to see him?" grinned the amused container. Without waiting for an answer, the blonde did the necessary hand signs and suddenly, standing in the middle of the already crowded room, was a man who looked to be in his early twenties with long red and orange hair that looked like flames, blazing red eyes, twitching fox ears, and nine tails behind him. He wore a traditional red men's kimono, which looked as if flames were dancing on it when he moved. "Damn it kit!! What the hell did I say about bringing me out without telling me first" yelled Kyuubi as his fox ears laid back on his head and his tails swished behind him. "Just thought you'd like to see Itachi" grinned the amused vessel. Snickering, he proceeded to push Itachi and Kyuubi outside. "You two have fun now!!" called Naruto as Sakura suck off with a camera to take pictures. Turning back to the rest of the people in the room Naruto said, "Now you see." Before exiting the room to gather up his stuff and get ready to go to the train station. Shaking his head Sasuke followed as did the others.