AVATAR CHARACTERS FRIENDS, FOES, AND ETC… FOR SALE

AVATAR CHARACTERS FRIENDS, FOES, AND ETC… FOR SALE!

Introducing the SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION

THEPERFECTHORRIFYINGTERRIBLEINTELLIGENTHORRIBLEMANIPULATIVESMARTPRETTYSWIFTFASTAGILEBADATBOYSPRINCESSOFTHEFIRENATION…

AZULA!!

AZULA – (PRINCESS WITH ISSUES VERSION AND HORRIFYING FIRE BENDING PRODIGY VERSION)

Do bullies bother you? Do you want someone to stand up to them so that they'll just pee their pants uncontrollably while running down the street crying "Mommy!"?

WELL then, the perfect friend for you is Azula. Remember one thing though: SHE HAS ATTITUDE PROBLEMS SHE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY… EVILLLLLLLLL………

IMPORTANT: DON'T make her ANGRY or else… (Note: results may vary)

FEATURES:

Can do awesome fire bending moves (plus special blue fire and lightning techniques)

CAUTION: Buyer must learn redirecting lightning techniques if planning to provoke the princess through IROH (fat version)

Very manipulative and smart

You can dominate the earth!

Very very bossy

Has a scary motivational speech

SINGLE (most likely forever)

BUY NOW! FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 15.25!! JUST DIAL 555-655-255 NOW!

PLEASE HURRY! SHE'S BURNING THE STORAGE ROOM INTO ASH! (CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO BUY HER … YET.)

PLUS + THE NEW "HOW TO CONTROL AZULA" GUIDEBOOK IS NOW RELEASED! AVAILABLE IN MY STORE ONLY FOR 2.25!!

If you have any problems pls. go to our NEW website: OURCOMPANYISNOTILLEGAL.IL/LE/GAL.HTML

TERMS AND AGREEMENTS:

NICKELODEON, THE CREATORS OF AVATAR AND THE CAST HAS NOT BEEN INFORMED OF THIS ILLEGAL ADVERTISMENT. IF YOU BUY AN AZULA (PRINCESS WITH ISSUES VERSION OR HORRIFYING FIRE BENDING PRODIGY VERSION) PLUS THE "HOW TO CONTROL AZULA" GUIDEBOOK OR ANY CHARACTERS OF THE COMPANY WE NOW DON'T HAVE THE RIGHTS OF THE CHARACTER BUT YOU ARE. SO IF YOU BUY ONE DON'T GO TO US COMPLAINING THAT YOU ARE ARRESTED AND HAS WAS SUED OF 100,000 BECAUSE OF ILLEGAL BUYING OF CHARACTER. WE WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS IN THE TERMS AND AGREEMENTS! OOPS…. SORRY