Medivh's alarm clock wakes the fired Prophet up at 7 a.m. gets up from bed.

''Oh, I forgot that I am fired.'' he looks at the watch with a sad face. ''But no point lying in bed. I think I'll go and watch TV.''

He exits the bedroom, still wearing his favorite red Teletubby pajamas.

The temporary unemployed sorcerer Medivh walks into his fancy living room which has all the needed stuff :expensive Italian furniture, a new TV set, a Persian carpet, etc. (not bad for a creepy guy who's suppose to live in an old nightmarish tower where interdimensional beings and restless souls walk in the dark hallways).He sits down on his Italian sofa, takes the remote and turns the TV on...just in time for a commercial that features some Albino guy. The Albino guy is wearing dark armor with some sort of skull regalia; an old graveyard is seen in the background.

''Hello, I'm Baron Rivendare.'' he starts. ''Do you seek action and adventure?!. Do you have some sick need to kill somebody? Do you want to get a cursed soulsucking sword? Or a genuine Undead horse? Maybe you want to wear cool armor? Like mine!'' he points at his armor, ''Do you want to lead large Undead armies, destroy entire kingdoms, turn strongholds into ruins, burn villages to the ground, pillage, go on a rampage, slaughter, take prisoners, torture anybody you want...''

''Well, congratulations! This is just for you.'' he continues after a moment of silence. A friendly smile appears on his face. ''Join the Death Knights! Currently we are a group of freelance (guess why) knights, but that's not the best part! Our organization has the smallest membership fees in all of the Eastern Kingdoms! Only 10 Lordaeronian dollars per month!'' he puts his hands behind his back, ''And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Four Horsemen will sing our organization's official anthem!''

Some stupid music begins to Medivh sees Sir Zielek, Highlord Morgaine and Lady Blaumeux playing the guitar, and Thane Korthazz playing the drums (a twisted version of the Beatles).The band begins to sing:

''Tili-tili-la-la, la-bu-da-bu-da

La-bu-da,la-bu-la-bu-bu-da

La-la-la-la-tu-tu-ta-tu-tu

La...''

''Wow, wow.'' Baron Rivendare approaches them, ''What's the deal with that 'la-bu-da' stuff?! I told you to sing the anthem!'' anger can be heard in his voice.

''What did you expect?!'' snapped Highlord Morgaine. ''You didn't give us the damned words of that song!''

''Oh, sorry, my bad.'' the baron's cheeks become incredibly red, he turns to the viewers, ''Like I was saying...If you are interested in joining, just call this number.''

The number appears on the screen.

''Thank you for being with us. I am Baron Rivendare, the leader of the Death Knights.'' says Rivendare.

''You're not the leader!'' disagrees Sir Zielek.

'' I am!'' responds Rivendare.

''Liar!'' shouts Thane Korthazz.

''Arthas appointed me the new leader before he...'' Rivendare quickly tells another lie.

''No, he didn't!'' the female Death Knight joins the 'discussion'.

''What else is on?'' says Medivh and flips the channel...

...just in time for a movie trailer.

Movie trailer:

Two figures are standing in front of the gates of an old cemetery. One of them is a typical Human peasant (we all know how a peasant in the Warcraft Universe looks).The other is no other than Grom Hellscream, who is wearing black clothes, black boots, a black cloak. A black Freddy Krueger-type hat is on his head.

''They dwell here.'' says the peasant, pointing at the scary graveyard. One can feel the horror in his voice.

''I shall take it from here.'' replies the unconcerned Grom .

''Bless you, Van Hellscream, you're the only one who can save our village from these horrible spirits.''

The hero enters the cemetery, after a few moments of walking he encounters the Banshee Queen (played by Sylvanas Windrunner) face-to-face.

''Welcome to your doom.'' says the Banshee Queen, ''So you're the famous Van Hellscream who has defeated 3 of my banshees.''

''Yes, and I have come to do the same to their queen.'' a grin appears on the hero's face.

''This is suicide, Hellscream.'' she said, and Grom finds himself surrounded by at least 20 banshees.

''The name is Van Hellscream.'' he responds calmly.

''It doesn't matter. My banshee sisters will destroy you. Prepare to suffer from their banshee screams!''

''Prepare for this.'' he says and begins to...scream; the scream is indeed a loud one. ''AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!''

The scream gets louder and the banshees are destroyed by their Queen falls on her knees, covering her ears with her hands.

''Stop it! I give up!'' she shouts.

Grom stops screaming.

''That was ONE HELL OF A SCREAM!'' she admits.

''I know.'' Sounded the protagonist's unemotional voice.

Everything goes black.

Unseen narrator: ''Van Hellscream. Coming soon to your local movie theater.''