The plaintiff, the defendant, the bailiff, and the jury were ready. They were waiting for the judge.

''The plaintiff is the Eredar Kil'Jaeden.'' started the announcer, he pointed at the demon (Kil'Jaeden is human sized in this fic).

''The plaintiff claims that the United Nations are discriminating him.'' he pointed at the UN's representative. ''He claims that the UN's new video game treaty does not allow him to star in is suing for a 10 000 000 000 dollar compensation.''

The announcer looked at the UN's representative. ''The UN claims that the demon is lying, and the new treaty was signed to leave violence out of video games.'' he looked at the jury .''And this is our fine jury...members of the UN Security Council.''

''That's not fair!'' objected Kil'Jaeden, but nobody gave a reply.

''All rise!'' said the bailiff, ''Now residing the Honorable Judge...the General Secretary of the United Nations.''

''This can't be possible.'' the demon whispered, ''They're all from the UN...''

''Order in the court!'' said the ''judge'', taking his seat and taking the little hammer in his hand. ''Mister Kil'Jaeden,do you have a lawyer?''

''No, Your Honour, I will be defending myself.''he said proudly.

''Sorry, Mister Kil'Jaeden, but you are not permitted to do that,'' responded the judge.

''Why is that?!''

''You see...'' the judge was trying to find the right words. ''Three days ago the UN General Assembly signed another treaty. According to THIS TREATY, any Eredar who's name is Kil'Jaeden is not allowed to defend himself in court."

''What?!'' shouted the enraged demon and turned his angry face to UN representative and the jury...and saw them laughing, ''Someday...someday...I will get you guys for this.''

''Don't worry, Mister Kil'Jaeden, we have found a lawyer for you.'' the judge gave him a warm smile.

''Is he from the UN too?'' asked the leader of the Burning Legion, already predicting the lawyer's workplace.

''No.''

The door opened and a man dressed like an ordinary lawyer came in, carrying a briefcase with him.

''Marshal Garithos, Attorney at Law!'' he introduced himself.

''No! Not this guy!'' cried the Eredar, pointing at his new lawyer.

''And why is that?" asked the judge.

''He is the lamest character of the Warcraft series!''

''That's not true!'' lawyer Garithos tried to defend himself.

''Oh, really?'' the Eredar frowned.

------------------Flashback------------

Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, Los Angeles.

The audience had taken their seats; a host and a hostess stood on the stage.

''So, ladies and gentlemen...''started the host, ''We are going to introduce you to the finalists.''

''And the finalists are...'' the hostess started and after a moment of silence continued, ''The Archmage Rhonin from Warcraft: Day of the Dragon! The Ogre mage Mogor from Warcraft 2: Beyond the Dark Portal! And Marshal Garithos from Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne!''

Images of the three finalists appeared on the big screen behind the hosts.

''The competition is tough this year.'' smiled the host. ''But only one of them will win the Golden Loser statuette.''

''That's right.'' the hostess added in disgust. ''All of the finalists are deeply despised, but only the worst one will be awarded.''

''And the winner is...''the host looked at the piece of paper with the ''winner's'' name on it. ''Marshal Garithos!''

Everybody began to laugh...at Garithos.

''Marshal Garithos!'' addressed the host, ''Come here, take your award...and suffer from humiliation!''

Two grunts came to the stage, dragging Garithos with them.

''Please! Don't do this to me! No!'' Garithos struggled to get free.

''Loser! Loser! Loser!'' the audience continued to torment him.

''Mommy!'' cried the once proud Alliance official.

------------End of flashback--------------

''Ok, I admit it!'' lawyer Garithos continued his own defense, ''I stink as a Warcraft character, but I'm still a good lawyer. I'll show you.''

He withdrew a VHS from his briefcase, went to the TV set which was in the courtroom, inserted the VHS into the video cassette recorder. With that they began to watch the video.

A man, about 35 years old, appeared on the screen; he was sitting in his prison cell.

'' Hello, my name's Al.'' he started. ''Once I stole a bottle of lemonade and got caught. That was the only crime I've ever committed. I hired Garithos to protect me, and he in he did.''

''Now I'm serving a life sentence in jail!'' he added after a moment of silence. ''THANKS A LOT, GARITHOS!'' you could just feel the sarcasm in his voice.

''So,you see? I am a lawyer.'' the Warcraft character said proudly, as though he wasn't paying attention to the video's plot.

''Good. You are allowed to defend Kil'Jaeden.''said the lawyer.

''No!'' protested the demon, scared by the content of the video, ''Look, do I really need him to protect me?''

''Sorry, currently there's no alternative.'' answered the judge.

Garithos approached the Eredar and put his hand on the demon's shoulder, ''We will win this case.''

Later.

''Kil'Jaeden, I sentence you to life in prison!'' the judge gave his verdict. ''Guards! Take this scum out of here!''

''No!'' shouted the demon in disbelief, ''This is impossible!''

''Too bad. That will be 1 000 000 dollars for my services.'' said Garithos calmly.

''What for?! Look what you've got me into!'' tears came to the demon's eyes.

''So, what's your point?"

''Die, bastard!'' the enraged Eredar warlock raised his hand.

''Not again...''was the only thing Garithos could say...before being squashed by a falling comet (again).