The scene takes place in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan.

''Give up, bin Laden!'' Maiev Shadowsong addressed her latest archnemesis.

''Never!'' came Osama bin Laden's heavy accented voice. The terrorist was sitting in a chair not far from the Watchers .He was wearing his famous robe and his famous turban.

Maiev, Naisha and 10 other Watchers had already defeated all of the Talliban fighters in the cave; now they were preparing to take down the main villain.

''The CIA gave me an order to capture you, and nothing will stop me!'' Maiev addressed the international terrorist, and the Watchers made a step towards him.

''I must admit, Watcher, I have underestimated you.'' the terrorist stood up, ''But your attempts to capture me will be fruitless.''

''Where did I hear that before?" she thought. These words reminded her the previous prey. How was Illidan doing?

''You know, Maiev,'' bin Laden said calmly, ''One day your blind hunt for justice will bring you to your downfall. This is quite common in fiction? Blinded by vengeance, many great herpes chase their enemies across the known world, fight until the last man—or fantasy being, that is—achieve victory...and become the same evil that they fought against.'' the terrorist began to speak louder, ''This is a warning to you, Maiev Shadowsong! You may become the evil that you fought may become like...me.'' an evil smile appeared on his face.

''I see you've done a lot of research on this topic.'' she responded, nodding surprised. ''But my downfall will never happen.''

''You sure?"

''You're just saying that to plant a seed of doubt in my soul!'' she proclaimed, and dramatic music began to play in the background.

''You're saying that because you want me to lose my faith in my goal! You're saying that because you want me to abandon my holy quest to bring bad guys like you to justice! But know this, bin Laden, your diabolical plan will fail! Your reign of terror ends now! Give up, villain!'' she took a heroic pose, ''Stop the music already!''

The music stopped playing.

''We will defeat you, Maiev Shadowsong!'' came Osama's villainous laughter.

''You and who's elite guard of Naga?'' Maiev and Naisha laughed.

''My elite guard of Naga! Look behind you!''

The watchers turned around and saw 8 Naga Myrmidon, 2 Naga Sirens, and 1 Naga Sea Witch at the cave's entrance.

''Is it just me, or is bin Laden the new leader of the Naga?" asked the amazed Naisha

''This guy is even worse than Illidan,'' Maiev compared her two enemies.

''This is going to be amusing.'' said bin Laden and took his seat. ''Let the battle begin!''

And following the order of their new boss, a battle broke out, and the Night Elves and Naga fell in it (but we all know that the deaths of Warcraft characters are not permanent: remember Balnazzar, Ogrim Doomhammer, Illidan, Alleria Windrunner...). but the main hero survived.

Silently Maiev stood, the Naga and Night Elves had perished but they all will return again...they will return...She looked at bin Laden with deep hatred.

''So, what's your new plan?" she slowly asked.

''Dog meat.'' said bin Laden.

''That bad?" a grin appeared on her Laden stood up and made a couple of steps towards her.

''No.'' he pulled his hand into the pocket of his robe...

''This really is dog meat!'' proclaimed Maiev with disgust, looking at the piece of dog meat in Osama's hand.

''I know. Isn't it sinister?''

''No. Is that the best you could come up with?"

''This meat used to be your dog, Scippy!'' the villain laughed, ''My fighters abducted him.''

''You madman!'' cried Maiev, now aware of the grim fate of her pet.

''I tortured him.''

''No!'' that was to much for her to handle, ''Scippy!''

''His death was slow and terrible...''bin Laden added with sadistic pleasure.

''Why did you do it?" the Warden fell to her knees; she couldn't stop crying.

''Because I'm EVIL!'' he threw the meat to her feet.

''AAAAHHHHH!'' Maiev screamed and disappeared (thanks to her 'Blink' skill).

''What a baby.'' laughed bin Laden, turned around...

...and got a strong punch right in the kisser which sent him flying across place. The bad guy landed (on his head) near the cave's entrance.

''This is for Scippy!'' shouted the Warden and withdrew her blade. ''You're going down, Osama!''

''That was one powerful punch,'' admitted bin Laden, standing up, and looked at Maiev's blade. ''I think I should change tactics...''

''PANIC!'' he ran out of the cave, screaming like a little girl. But he had forgotten to take one important fact into consideration...

''Aiieee!'' Osama screamed, falling of a cliff.

Is this the end of Osama bin Laden? Will Maiev Shadowsong overcome her emotional trauma? Will Goblins become a playable race in WOW?

Probably not.