"I was once a respected Archmage, a member of the Kirin Tor, and a citizen of Dalaran. Yet soon I began hearing voices. Everybody began to think that I was going mad. My wife left me, I lost my job, I lost my apartment, I was forced to live on the street. Still, I believed in that voice. I wandered the frozen wastelands, but I was not alone. The voice, now my only companion, guided me to my destination. I began to serve the Lich King, got great power, became a powerful necromancer, brought the Plague to Lordaeron, got murdered, got resurrected and became a Lich. For years I had terrorized the land of Lordaeron, and every puny creature trembled at the mere mention of my name. And why am I saying all this crap? Anyway, then the Warcraft series were canceled, and I was left without work... but I knew what to do. I decided to gather 13 of the most horrible Undead villains the world has ever known. Now shake in fear! For I have returned! I am Kel'Thuzad! Your curiosity will be the death of you.''

''Who are you talking to?'' sounded a dry voice.

''That Lich is crazy!'' sounded another voice.

''What an idiot.'' was the third voice.

Kel'Thuzad came to his senses and turned (for several hours the Lich had been looking at the wall and talking to himself) to the 13 undead who were looking at the Lich like at some sort of a moron. For Kel'Thuzad there has never been so was a humiliating moment indeed.

The scene took place in a conference room inside. The "guests"(the 9 Nazguls, Freddy Krueger, the mummy Imhotep, Count Dracula and Jason Voorhees) were sitting at the table and waiting for the host's speech.

''My fellow bad guys!'' Kel'Thuzad started, ''Have you ever noticed that undead villains always lose to the protagonists? But this will change today! I have gathered you to form a powerful undead supervillain alliance. Together we will be victorious! Together we will crush everybody who stands in our way!''

The villains began to cheer.

''So are you with me?'' asked the Lich.

''Yes!'' came the reply.

''What name should our new organization have? Any suggestions?" continued Kel'Thuzad.

''The Undead Gang!'' was Krueger's choice.

''How about The Legion of Horror?" suggested the Nazgul leader, the Witch-King of Angmar.

''I know! I know!'' Dracula jumped up and raised his hand, ''The Forces of Evil!''

The reaction was predictable." Is he serious?", ''Boo-oo!", "You suck!", "Loser!", "Down with Dracula!". In other words, nobody liked Dracula's idea.

The villains had a results: Kel'Thuzad, Freddy, Imhotep and 4 Nazguls voted for 'The Undead Gang', Jason and 5 Nazguls voted for 'The Legion of Horror', and Dracula voted for 'The Forces of Evil' (why am I not amazed).

''Ok, I now officially declare the foundation of The Undead Gang.'' proclaimed the Lich, ''And tomorrow we will...take over Paris!''

''One moment!'' disagreed Imhotep, ''Who appointed Kel'Thuzad the leader?"

''What do you mean?!'' snapped the Lich, ''I'm the founder of this organization!''

''So what? You're still a rookie in this business,'' added Krueger.

''Hey!'' protested the humiliated Lich, ''So which one of you think he could be a better leader than me?''

EVERYBODY raised hands.

''Didn't expect that,'' admitted Kel'Thuzad, ''But you forgot one thing!'' He pulled a remote out of his pocket.

''What's this suppose to do?" laughed Imhotep.

''This.'' he pressed a button on the remote, and the mummy fell through a trapdoor.

A moment after they heard a dragon burping.

''Oh, I forgot to tell you that this conference room is located just above the Lair of Sapphiron, so if you won't cooperate...''Kel'Thuzad explained in a friendly tone, ''Any other objections?" his voice became harsh.

Silence followed

''Ok, so we attack Paris at sunrise!'' proclaimed the Lich.

''Can't be done.'' replied Dracula, ''I can't because I am a...''

''You dare challenge my authority?!'' rudely interrupted Kel'Thuzad.

''No, you don't understand...''

''The Undead Gang does not need a cheap vampire wannabe like you!'' The Lich pressed another button on the blinded by rage, he accidentally pressed the wrong one...

All of the trapdoors opened ,and all members of the Undead Gang (including Kel'Thuzad) fell into the lair of Sapphiron.

Inside the lair Kel'Thuzad regained consciousness...and saw the Frost Wyrm preparing to devour him, ''HOLEY SMOKES!'' he shouted.

The scene warped to that of lake with the Undead Gang standing on the shore.

''Hello, ladies and gentlemen,'' said the seemingly untouched Lich, ''We are the Undead Gang.''

''Yep.'' Nodded Jason.

''No doubts about it.'' Added the leader of the Nazguls.

''We would like to inform you that none of the members of the Undead Gang were eaten by a savage Undead Dragon.'' continued Lich.

''So, don't worry. Everything's fine.'' a grin appeared on Dracula's face.

Then Sapphiron emerged from the lake behind them, roaring.

''Oh my, we have to get going. Thank you for being with us.'' the 13 villains said in unison, ''And we are the Undead Gang!''

''Run for Ravenloft!'' shouted Freddy.

With that they ran away, chased by Sapphiron.