Still zip reviews (sigh -.-). I noticed a lot of typos in the last chapters, but I don't think I'll bother fixing them. Anyway, on with the story.
The Crusumcrush Girls
Chapter 3-An Explanation
In the middle of the lab, was a gigantic, red monster that resembled a couch. Though it was a lot bigger then a normal one, about the size of three SUZ cars put together. It had two arms of big metal springs, and pillows for palms. The four wooden legs grew long and flexible, the bottom cushions were lifted and roaring as if it's mouth, and above it, were two big, red and yellow colored eyes. "What is this?" Mojo shouted in amazement, staring up at the newly formed monster, ignoring the screams from Claire who was still sitting on it, and not noticing the entrance of the confused Powerpuff Girls.
'This is no good,' he thought to himself as he turned his back away from the scene and scratched his chin. 'Chemical TX (T stands for Toxic) is designed to only work properly on living organisms, not my furniture. Results have not yet been tested, only one way to find out.' Mojo turned to look at the sofa monster again that was now stomping around the laboratory in circles and destroying many things in its rampage. That's when the evil monkey noticed the PPG, just floating in mid-air with empty looks on their faces.
They shook their heads, getting back to reality. "What is that thing?" Bubbles chirped in question.
"It looks like a sofa. Weirdest one I've ever lay eyes on." Blossom answered uncertainly.
"Well, let's get this over with before I have kidney failure!" Buttercup confidently shouted and was about to attack when she was stopped by Blossom.
"But it's not exactly going anything bad yet. Our main target is Mojo. Buttercup, get Claire to safety. Bubbles and I will get the monkey." She directed in her leaderly way.
"Why don't I get to fight?" Buttercup protested.
"Because I said so. Maybe you can find a bathroom when you're done." Buttercup brightened at the idea, and went off to save Claire from the rampaging couch monster. Bubbles and Blossom aimed for Mojo.
"My creation, do as I say and destroy them!" Mojo ordered before the pink and blue puffs talked him. The monster turned itself to see who had shouted at it, and didn't realize Buttercup had just landed on its mouth, and picked up a shaken and shocked Claire in her arms, and fly off to find a safe place for her and a bathroom. But it did see Blossom and Bubbles pounding away at its creator.
"Alright Mojo, we have a few questions for y-oof! Blossom didn't get to finish, for a big pillow hit her across the face and sent her crashing through the wall, and into the ocean water outside, and the strong impact made a big tidal wave. Of course, it was a cushion and the fist didn't hurt much, but the force was incredible. Bubbles looked up at the monster towering over her and swung its arm that just hit Blossom at her in an uppercut where she went through the ceiling, into space, and made a dent in the full moon that was big enough for earthlings to notice.
"Incredible…" Mojo muttered in awe. 'So the creation has an advantage in strength.' "My monster, I am your master, Mojo Jojo! You will obey me, and only me! Now finish those girls!" Mojo yelled up to the couch that starred down at him for a moment, and then ramming its fist at his big head that knocked him out cold and smashed him through the floor. His cape caught onto a piece of metal in the whole made in the floor, so he hung unconscious above the molten magma of the volcano.
The sofa gave a triumphant roar and jumped out of Mojo Jojo's home, and disappeared into the darkness. Once quiet, Claire emerged from a closet and examined the damage done. There were many wholes broken through the walls, ceiling, and the one in the floor Mojo was trapped in. Claire wondered what would have happened to her if she had drunk the chemicals. Would she have become a giant, evil monster too?
"Can you believe that frigging monkey's toilet was out of order?" An angry Buttercup shouted from behind Claire. "Whoa, what happened here?"
"I don't know. I just heard a bunch of crashing sounds from my hiding place." Claire answered.
"That couch sure can pack a punch," a soaked Blossom commented as she and Bubbles entered the lab.
"Ha! You guys got your butts pummbled by a piece of furniture." Buttercup taunted her sisters.
"Oh yeah? Why don't you taste a fist full of that thing when you're off guard!" Bubbles defended.
"My guard's never off. I can take that old hunk of junk down when I'm asleep even."
"OK, shut it you two." Blossom broke in. "We have to return Claire home."
"But what about Mojo?" asked Bubbles.
"Just leave him, I'd say." Buttercup optioned.
"No, I think we should question him on just what he was planning." Blossom decided. "But first, we need to deal with her. Come on, let's bring her home."
"Excuse me; can I stay for the questioning thing? I'd like to know what I was a victim of." Claire asked. The three sisters looked at each other.
"I can see why you're curious, but your father's worried about you," said Blossom.
"Oh, come on red." Buttercup said in an exaggerated voice. "He can wait. Just let her hear what the maniacs got to say for himself."
"Yeah, she won't be able to sleep if she doesn't get what she wants." Bubbles agreed.
"Alright, I guess. But we'll have to make this quick."
"Like heck we better make it quick. I think I might wet myself if I don't get a bathroom fast!" Buttercup quoted.
"Uuugggggghh…"all the kindergartners heard from the hole in the floor. In a split second, the three powerpuffs dived in the hole, and came back up holding a dazed Mojo by the cape.
"Wake up, barf bag!" Buttercup shouted in his pointed ear. Mojo's eyes shot open and he zipped his head around in every direction it could turn.
"My lair is ruined!" he weeped.
"Stuff it, monkey man. It was ruined before we got here." Bubbles salted.
"Now listen here, you're going to tell us what all this is was about, every detail." Blossom ordered strictly and clearly.
"And why would I tell you brats anything?" he said.
"If you don't… umm…" Blossom starred at the ceiling, trying to think up a good threat. She looked at Buttercup, who was hopping in place due to the whizzing urge, and then at Mojo's massive helmet. "If you don't tell us, I'll have to let Buttercup have her relief in that hat of yours." Bubbles and Buttercup looked at Blossom disgustedly (but Buttercup had a sign of eagerness out of desperation) Claire gave a little snicker as she tried to picture it in her head, and Mojo couldn't believe what the neat and tidy leader of the PPG just said. Even Blossom was a little surprised in herself. "Don't worry, you can wear it again once she's threw. "
"Y-You're bluffing…" Mojo stuttered.
"Bubbles, would you be so wonderful as to remove Mr. Jojo's hat and hand it to BC here? I think she needs it more than him right now." Bubbles did what Blossom said and walked up to the nervous chimp, and began to twist the helmet off his brain. Buttercup gazed hungrily at it with her brow sweating. Mojo couldn't take it.
"ALRIGHT! I"LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!" He shouted out. Blossom gave Bubbles a satisfied nod and she twisted the purple and white striped helmet back in its rightful place. Buttercup was half disappointed and half relieved. Claire was glad she stayed to see the show. "OK, I came up with an ingenious plot to finally rid you brats from the face of the earth forever. I did an experiment on what would happen if I added more power to the Chemical X so as to be stronger than average, therefore whatever mixes with it is stronger then you. I tried everything, until I witnessed an infusion of radioactive toxins, and the results were incredibly high scale on power. So, I stole some toxic from the Townsville power plant, and mixed it in with Chemical X, and it was just what I've been hoping for."
"You mean that icky slug you tried to feed me?" Claire jumped in.
"Yes. Don't interrupt me again. So the next step was to find a gidnypig."
"Why Claire though?" Bubbles asked.
"No pacific reason. I just chose her randomly. And she seemed to be easy enough to capture considering her young age and she was traveling unaccompanied. Now shut up and let me talk."
"Hang on a sec, why would you go through the trouble to kidnap someone when you could have just used something you already had, like that couch?" Buttercup questioned in a suspicious tone.
"I'm getting to that, so shut your big potholes! According to my research, living beings are more effective than inanimate objects, more controlled, though I'm not 100 sure what happens to the results of non living infusions."
"So your saying living organisms infused with this toxic chemical become stronger then things made with normal Chemical X?" Blossom knowledgably asked.
"That is correct. At least different capabilities."
"Nother' question. Wouldn't it have been easier to use an ant or something then stealing a person as a test subject?" Buttercup asked again.
"Do you think I would use and animal as a test subject when I am one?"
"Ants aren't animals, dumb-dumb." Bubbles corrected.
"And what do you have in conmen with ants? Don't monkeys eat those?" Claire quoted.
"I do not eat ants, or any other kind of insect!" Mojo retorted. "Plus, humans have more evolved minds then ants or any other species, so they turn out more skilled with super powers. Any more of your stupid questions? I'm pretty much done here."
"I've got one." Claire announced. "You had some sorta remote control thing that when you pushed the button, the couch transformed. What was up with that?"
"Chemical TX can take long periods of time to activate, so I invented a secret ingredient in the chemical that speeds it up when I awaken it with that red button on the control."
"Is that all? We'll have to tell the Professor about this so he can look into it more," said Blossom with her sisters agreeing. "For now, let's get you home," Blossom pointed to Claire "and you to jail" Blossom scowled at Mojo Jojo.
I wish this didn't turn out so short. Oh well. I'm starting to lose my spirit for this story, so I might stop for a while and write mini stories I have in my head. This is just a heads up, it doesn't mean I'm stopping right here and now. I at least want to get the CCG started which is in the next chapter. If I do finish this, it probably won't be that long. I was planning on making this big and major thing about it, but I think I'll just chop them into sequels (unless I get some supportive reviews). Thanks for reading.