The Old West.
Three outlaws, wearing cowboy outfits and black cowboy hats, walked into a saloon. The place was full of visitors.
''Where is the new sheriff?'' said the leader, six-shooter in voice was dry.
''Looking for me?" a calm voice came. The sheriff was sitting behind a table three meters away from the outlaws.
''Yes,'' sounded the outlaw's dry voice.'' I'm giving you until sundown to get out of town! Got that, cowboy?"
The sheriff stood up. He wore a typical outfit of Wild Western style. Yet something seemed not right. The sheriff was a...Tauren.
''I may be a cow but I ain't a boy,'' he spoke with a fake Texas accent, ''or maybe it's the other way around?" he added in a confused tone.
''Until sundown, sheriff, until sundown...''started the outlaw.
''I'm not done talking!'' the sheriff barked, interrupting,'' I don't understand the deal with the word 'cowboy'. I mean, how is it even possible? How can somebody be a cow and a boy at once? A cow is of female gender, and a boy is...well, a boy!'' he had a stupid expression on his face, ''Whoever came up with that senseless word?"
''Cut! Cut!'' sounded a new voice.
The director approached the actors.
''You!'' he pointed at Cairne Bloodhoof (who played the sheriff),'' What the hell was that? You ruined the whole scene! You were supposed to withdraw your six-shooters and send those guys to their deaths, not talk linguistics!''
''But I have issues with the word 'cowboy'...''
''Nobody cares!'' the director continued,'' I've got half of mind to fire you,'' he added.
''You won't dare!'' proclaimed Cairne.
''Oh, yea!'' laughed the director, ''You're fired! Now get lost, cowboy!''
''You bitch!'' shouted the Tauren, grabbing the director by the neck, and began strangling him.
The scene shifts to Dr Antonidas, PhD in Psychology.
"You folks are probably wondering what the reason of Cairne's aggressive behavior was." The academic began, "No, it was not because he was just fired. According to the results of recent research carried out by the University of Stormwind, Tauren do not like to be that way. Call them 'cowboy' once...they'll just say stupid stuff. But do not repeat it! Do not call a Tauren 'cowboy' more than once in ten minutes! I'm warning you..."
Now back to the story.
''Security...'' whispered the directed as Cairne began to strangle him.
Security arrived just in time to save the day, and they kicked Cairne Bloodhoof out.
Cairne was sitting on a bench in the park, when heard somebody playing a guitar and singing near him.
''Look at Cairne, he's a loser."
''He is a complete, worthless loser."
''He was beaten in arm wrestling by a crab."
''He can barely tie his shoes."
''And why am I singing all this crap?
''Because I have the Cairne Bloodhoof blues...''
''Stop that stupid song already!'' Cairne shouted and turned to see the singer.
There, in three meters from him, stood Uther Lightbringer with a guitar.
''Ok, ok.'' the former Paladin said, ''But you're still a loser!'' with that he walked away.
Several hours later Cairne was still sitting on the bench.
''Cairne, is that you?'' the Tauren heard a familiar voice.
In front of Cairne stood a familiar Mok'Nathal, dressed in furs.
''Do I know you?''
'' I'm Rexxar, from The Frozen Throne expansion,'' the Beastmaster said.
''Now I remember! You, I, What's His Name and some sissy Panda kicked Proudmoore's butt.'' Cairne smiled, ''Now those were great times!'' a sudden thought of nostalgia overcame the Tauren.
''But we can return those times!'' proclaimed Rexxar, ''The Resistance will force the UN to abandon that video game treaty!''
''What resistance?"
''The one I formed after the cancellation of the Warcraft series, an unstoppable army which will get our old jobs back! You may join too, Cairne.''
''Count me in.''
''Let me show you our base.''
At Rexxar's base...
''This is your unstoppable army?'' shouted Cairne, looking at the ''army''.11 wisps, 8 peons and 6 peasants were Rexxar's ''unstoppable'' resistance.
''Well, yes,'' Rexxar was forced to admit, ''But tomorrow morning we will launch a surprise attack on the UN HQ. The General Assembly won't know what hit them.''
Meanwhile at the UN headquarters..
.
''General Assembly!'' proclaimed the UN Secretary General.'' I have reasons to believe that tomorrow morning Rexxar's stupid resistance will launch a surprise attack on the UN building.''
''Where did you get that info?" asked one of the delegates.
''Rexxar was dumb enough to post such information on his homepage,'' came the explanation, ''So, let us prepare for the upcoming battle!''
Next day. New York City.
''What a—!'' shouted Rexxar, looking at the fortified UN headquarters.
Barricades (with machineguns and electrical wire) had been built around the building, and snipers were seen near the windows.
''So, they won't know what hit them?" mocked Cairne, looking at the Beastmaster,'' Were those your words?''
''A minor setback,'' Rexxar was still optimistic.
''Rexxar!'' proclaimed the Secretary General, standing on the barricades, ''Take your stupid ''army'' and get lost!''
''Not until you call off the video game treaty!'' shouted Rexxar.
''This will never happen!''
''Let it be so,'' whispered the Warcraft character; he turned to his troops.'' Wave 1!''
The peons and peasants attacked but got gunned down in several seconds.
''This is your last warning!'' the Secretary General added.
''Maybe we should do what he says?" suggested Cairne, the idea did not look good anymore.
''No.'' the Beastmaster didn't listen.'' Wave 2!''
The wisps ''attacked''.
''Wisps? This is going to be amusing,'' the Secretary General chuckled, ''Hold your weapons, worst thing they can do is detonate and deal minimum damage.''
The wisps passed the defenses without any resistance; some of them flew inside the UN headquarters. Seconds later 11 powerful explosions rocked; the UN building and defenses turned into ruins and disappeared in smoke.
''I didn't know the wisps could do that.'' Rexxar raised an eyebrow, amazed to see the effect.
''Same here.'' agreed the Tauren.
The Secretary General and the General Assembly, carrying white flags, walked out of the piles of smoke.
''You win,'' said the Secretary General.
This is how the Warcraft series got renewed.
Later in the evening the Warcraft characters threw a party at Blizzard's. There were a lot of balloons, party hats, contests, music and other stuff.
THE END.