Hey Minna me again I'm sorry about the ultra long wait but I moved and my parents got rid of my new computer. Another thing I had to wait to get my old busted up computer again this sucks but my mom promised me a laptop that's better lol. Oh I already have one and one half chapters written in a book and I'm typing it now but you'll probably won't get it right away because I have no internet right now so sorry again in advance lol. You guys rule for waiting.
Warning: cursing lots of it, stupidness, violence, use of the word poser, fluffiness, and drama off the wall.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha if I did do you think I'd have a busted up old computer sitting at home while I scrape for the least bit of attention nope I don't think so.
Claimer: I own a lava lamp, my beautiful yet harmful combat boots, and a brand new stick free full bottle of black nail polish only used by me this time.
Summary: It's been two years since Akuma's left. Will they ever be famous?
Based on the story of my friends Josh, Tim, Izzy, and me well kind of the other one was more like it.
To See You Again
By: S.p.O.d
Chapter nine
Dammit Jobs Suck!
Kaguya sighed and grounded her teeth yet again right now she was sitting on the couch oh and she wasn't to happy right this second. Why? Because upon her lap sat an eviction notice from their landlord yes "their" she was currently sharing an apartment with in her opinion those bozo's Nobunaga and Tsuyu. Kaguya slammed the sheet of paper on the oak wood coffee table, right about now she was pissed to the very core because she'd already paid her half of the rent it was those lazy greedy good-for-nothing bums who didn't pay their share and it pissed her the hell off!
Quickly standing Kaguya stomped her way to the kitchen and just as quickly grabbed a huge pot and a wooden spoon. Satisfied with her current instruments she marched down the hall and set to work on waking her lousy roommates up. "Wake up! You day old pieces of shit! I've got a huge bone to pick with your lazy asses" Kaguya shouted as she banged the large pot she grabbed from the kitchen earlier loudly.
Nobunaga groaned as he stumbled out of his bedroom having woken up to his lovable roommates loud banging and shouts of rude obscenities. Growling he slowly walked up to Kaguya Tsuyu by his side and snatched the evil noise making pot from his mean uncaring roommate.
"And your point for waking us up at 8:00 fucking am is?" Nobunaga shouted angrily, Kaguya rolled her eyes she didn't give a damn what time they woke up they deserved it! Tsuyu yawned still half asleep.
"I have my reasons and I'm going to tell you exactly what they are," Kaguya said slowly, when she was angry she liked to make sure that the person she was pissed with understood. Tsuyu blinked twice she was a little irritated with people seeing her without her daily routine intact.
"Then what are they Dr. Smartz?" Tsuyu fussed, Kaguya sighed irritably before heading to their roomy living room, sighing again Kaguya pick up the crumpled eviction notice and handed it to Nobunaga and Tsuyu.
Tsuyu and Nobunaga gapped at the single white piece of paper. Gaining his composure again Nobunaga cleared his throat. "This can't be I paid my half! What the hell Kaguya!" Nobunaga shouted exasperatedly, it was just to annoying that he already paid and yet they were getting evicted. Tsuyu just continued to stare at the paper still in total shock.
"Then that only leaves one bitch, Tsuyu I thought you said you paid your fucking half" Kaguya growled out as she pointed an accusing finger in Tsuyu's face, Tsuyu frowned her usually bright features darkening.
"Yeah the fuck right, I paid my shit! My father even put a little in so that we wouldn't have to pay like in four months…so don't be blaming me bitch" Tsuyu shouted in complete anger, right now she was raging.
"Who the fuck else?" Nobunaga shouted in Tsuyu's face, Kaguya scowled she hated them both.
"See my mother warned me not to room with shit heads, but since I was desperate look what happened!" Kaguya shouted angrily, Tsuyu's head snapped up towards Kaguya in shock while Nobunaga just rolled his eyes.
"Shit heads? Shit heads you better be just talking about Nobunaga and yourself you low class-dirt beneath my shoe- bar&grill- hoe! I came from a long line of bred himes" Tsuyu screeched, Nobunaga gapped and Kaguya cracked her knuckles.
"Listen you girly piece of shit you don't know who the fuck you talking to, don't think your all that cause your daddy fucked his little sister! That's what all that breeding crap is about anyway so I can't see why you're bragging that your mom is also your aunt!" Kaguya raged back in Tsuyu's face again, Nobunaga sighed and grumbled something about 'girls being immature' Tsuyu and Kaguya's heads snapped to Nobunaga in a second causing him to back into a corner.
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Metallic gold eyes turned right and left, up and down, every which way just to confirm to their owner that everything surrounding them was real. Groaning Sesshomaru made one more swipe of the building before him, he just couldn't believe that he let these retards minus Ishiyana actually convince him into coming to Wal-mart. He tried and tried but he just couldn't shake the reason for coming to such a place something about 'they have free samples so we don't have to pay for food' what the hell they were rich! Hiten, Inuyasha, and Miroku were truly idiots.
"Umm… if you don't mind me asking but why the hell are were at Wal-mart?" Sesshomaru asked his pissed mood actually showing on his princely features, who could blame him they took him on a 15 hour and probably longer flight to America then drove around like the morons they were looking for Wal-mart Super Center what the hell is that! Inuyasha scowled at his brother he was always a party pooper.
"Because this is the place to be! They have free samples and other cool stuff," Inuyasha shouted in anger his damn brother was always ruining things. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes deciding not to say anything more, looking to Ishiyana who looked mildly bewildered and entered the famous super center.
9 hours later
Sesshomaru waltzed out with Ishiyana right by his side they were to busy laughing at Inuyasha, Hiten, and Miroku to notice what time it was. "Oh yeah Inuyasha it was well worth the 15 hour wait what fun" Sesshomaru said smugly while Inuyasha sulked with Hiten and Miroku. Ishiyana chuckled along with Sesshomaru; he was just as pissed as his cousin he didn't think they were that mentally disabled to drag them across the ocean to Wal-mart of all places.
"You guys really are mental before I didn't think it was possible until now" Ishiyana said in his usual calm voice, Miroku just rolled his eyes.
"It's not our fault the commercial made it sound freaking awesome not like a super market" Miroku grumbled making Sesshomaru and Ishiyana laugh more.
"You three really are stupid" Ishiyana chuckled out, Sesshomaru looked at them one more time before shaking his head and entering the helicopter they called for. There was no use getting angry with stupid people.
The streets of Hiroshima were crowded but that didn't seem to bother neither Kagome nor Bankotsu cause the side walk was empty because elementary, middle, and high schools students were in school during these hours. Sighing Kagome began to think about the only person who would be on her mind at a time like this…Sesshomaru. Yeah it wasn't fair that she was thinking of him when he probably wasn't even giving her the time or day. Turning to Bankotsu Kagome smiled she hadn't spent time like this with him since 10th grade because after that everything got crazy.
"So how did your stops go? You find anything?" Kagome asked dully, Bankotsu turned to her smiled widely.
"No it seems no one has any jobs on that street, what about you Gome?" Bankotsu complained as he continued to turn through the newspaper. Kagome frowned when she thought back to her troublesome job hunt and the memories weren't lovely.
"It totally sucked let's just try to find jobs together" Kagome suggested calmly, Bankotsu nodded and they headed down a familiar street. Coming to a stop in front of the very resturant that was named after their street Shikon no Tama it was rather fancy yet comfy.
"Let's try here" Bankotsu murmured, Kagome nodded still entranced by the resturant. Shrugging they both entered the rather popular resturant; upon entering they looked around finding the inside just like the outside comfy yet fancy. With the traditional Japanese tables on the floor with fancy burgundy pillows with golden embroidery, the black painted walls with burgundy out line. All in all the resturant felt like an awesome place to hang out at. Just then a girl about Sota and Sakura's age popped out of no where looking rather agitated.
"How many in your party…two?" the girl who they guess was a waitress asked in a rather annoyed voice, Kagome raised an eyebrow while Bankotsu just rolled his ocean blue eyes.
"No we want a job" Kagome spat rather coldly, she didn't like when people who thought they were cool didn't recognize the real cool people. The waitress immediately lifted her head to them causing Bankotsu to chuckle a bit, she was rather pretty yet plain with her pony tailed chocolate brown hair, stunning red/ orange eyes, and pale skin complimenting her hair. Kagome scoffed at the girl before her she was kind of an amateur with her plain black t-shirt under her apron, paint splattered gray Capri's, and brand new purple converse classics who was she to say I mean like Kikyo usually says your only a poser if you call others one.
"Gome I think I'm freezing from your tone, warm your bones a bit" Bankotsu said casually ignoring the waitress before them, Kagome turned to him and smirked.
"Its ok Banky I'm just really annoyed this job hunting sucks," Kagome explained in her rather dull tone, the waitress looked at Kagome in mild shock while Bankotsu nodded.
"So person got an application or two for us?" Bankotsu asked now turning his attention to the waitress; Kagome just continued to stare at the waitress with her eyes in a droopy sleepy way.
"Oh well my name is Nichiko Rumi" Rumi introduced she just couldn't believe how cool these people were; smiling a bit Rumi quickly grabbed two applications from her podium.
"Thanks" Bankotsu said rather quickly trying to get out of there soon while Kagome just nodded her thanks. Rumi blushed she was never around teenagers this cool or bold.
"I'm sorry about my attitude earlier my boss Kaede was getting on me and I thought you were the regular snobs" Rumi explained hurriedly trying to fix what she'd done, Bankotsu smirked and Kagome grinned.
"Higurashi Kagome" Kagome introduced dully, Rumi's smile brightened.
"Banryuu Bankotsu" Bankotsu introduced half-heartedly, Rumi's smiled then broke into a silly grin. Kagome continued to grin she liked this kid though she dressed plain it was just something fun about her.
"You guys can sit at that table by the window and fill out the applications" Rumi suggested, Kagome nodded along with Bankotsu. Sitting down they both sighed and set to work on the three-page application.
Sango smirked as she continued to knock loudly on Kagura's dorm door, she knew she was on thin ice by just waking the poor girl up at 8:00 in the morning because Kagura was up almost all night listing rules with Nazuna all the while trying to refrain from beating her up. Finally after waiting for 20 minutes a very tired yet irritated Kagura answered the door red contacts not in tact. " What the hell do you want Sango" Kagura ground out making sure her morning breath blew in Sango's face, Sango winched but chuckled nonetheless.
"I'm here to keep you company from the monster Nazuna" Sango said in a sing song voice, Kagura rolled her eyes and opened the door wider hey she didn't want to be alone with Nazuna who the fuck did? Chuckling Sango openly stared at Nazuna's flushed, no makeup, hair tasseled appearance.
"What the fuck are you looking at wench!" Nazuna screeched to Sango from the couch nastily, Kagura's lip twitched in anger but Sango shrugged at Nazuna's question.
"An ugly ass monkey that's what I'm looking at…oh and don't steal Inuyasha's material it's faggoty" Sango answered in response to Nazuna's lame insult, Kagura grinned.
2 hours later
After talking for a while and Sango holding her bladder for an hour because of Nazuna's constant bathroom hogging. 10 minutes later though Nazuna exited the bathroom looking as slutty as usual mini skirt and all. "Bout time fucktard" Sango growled out in annoyance before making her way to the bathroom, Nazuna gave an half hearted response to busy talking to Tsuyu on her cell phone. Kagura finally angry enough with her roommate walked over to her.
"Quit. Treating. Sango. Like. Shit. Douche. Bag" Kagura growled out each word as she crushed Nazuna's new cell phone in her very hands. Nazuna stood in shock not believing that Kagura would be that big of a bitch, after five minutes Nazuna noticed that her cell was still smashed up in Kagura's hand.
"Kagura this shit better be a dream!" Nazuna yelled in her shrilly-oh my god Jessica voice, Kagura smirked and shrugged her shoulders as if saying 'Go figure bitch!' exiting the bathroom Sango immediately noticed the crushed up pink cell phone in Kagura's hand and started to laugh.
"Oh that's rich!" Sango shouted as she continued to laugh hysterically, Nazuna's lip quivered causing Kagura to join in on the laughter. Nazuna sniffled a bit before punching Kagura dead in the face; all was quiet for a few minutes before all hell broke loose. Kagura had Nazuna's face while Sango had her legs, ribs, and arms all of them getting attention from her feet. So basically when Kagura and Sango finally tired Nazuna looked like she belonged in the ER.
"Well looks like my job here is done my fellow citizen remember if your ever bored again call super Sango, Sango, Sango!" Sango yelled before leaving out the door of Kagura's dorm, what she left behind was a tired Kagura and a sore Nazuna.
"Well I'm going to sleep…oh and remember Zuna-Chan don't fuck with my friends or me" Kagura said casually, Nazuna nodded vigorously. Shrugging Kagura entered her room and plopped down on her all black bed.
Three shadows stood over a fairly old and beat up looking Toyota, the tallest of the shadows sighed sadly. "What the fuck happened to your Van Raku man" Vash asked incredously, Naraku rolled his eyes red contacts in tact.
"It's in the shop, you know your girlfriend's not the best driver" Naraku grumbled, Muso chuckled Kagome Higurashi was a wild driver it was known fact why Naraku would let her drive his van would remain a mystery. Naraku turned his attention to his twin brother and scowled, Vash seeing the look backed up a bit.
" What are you laughing about you tree loving loser" Naraku spat venomously, Muso growled in irritation Naraku always started the fights so why did he get mad when he tried to kill him in his sleep he deserved it.
"Shut up Naraku don't even start" Muso grumbled, Naraku scoffed figuring he won.
"Whatever little brother, anyway as I was saying before Vash your girlfriend wrecked my car so we have to use my dad's old car from college" Naraku explained to Vash while Muso just rolled his eyes.
"I'm only your little brother by five minutes, Vash did you tell Kagome yet?" Muso asked, Vash sighed he knew he forgot something but he could tell them now. Naraku smirked knowing he at least got on Muso's nerves.
"No it's going to be a surprise…come on guys let's go it's going to take a while to get to Tokyo and Raqhael Pier expects us soon" Vash explained, Muso and Naraku nodded in unison. After five minutes of just standing in front of the car they all jumped in and drove towards the highway to begin their long road trip.
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Sighing Rin entered Hiroshima high she hadn't heard from Sesshomaru in a while and her current boyfriend Tanaka Suzuhara was home sick with the flu. Turning the next corner Rin found herself being slammed into the nearest set of lockers by the one and only Haru Tadashi. "Why don't you listen to me? Leave Tanaka the fuck alone you whore" Haru shouted in Rin's face, Rin just stared into Haru's swamp green eyes sadly not even flinching.
"I can't stay away from him! Tanaka's my boyfriend ok I love him and he told me the same" Rin confessed still staring Haru down whom by the way broke down into sorrow filled sobs. Filling a little bad for the crazy girl Rin placed her hand on Haru's shoulder.
"I'm sorry but-Fuck!" Rin shouted when Haru's knee connected with her stomach.
"Your sorry now! I'll never forgive you for stealing my blue haired angel you bitc-ow!" Haru screeched when someone from behind pulled her hair. Turning around Haru came face to face with a very pissed looking Sakura fangs bared and all.
"Who the fuck do you think you are touching my kin" Sakura questioned darkly, her usually gold eyes starting to bleed red, Haru gapped before quickly running off. Turning to Rin Sakura raised an eyebrow, Rin backed up a bit she looked creepy with red eyes.
"Umm… your eyes" was all Rin said, realization quickly dawned on Sakura's face. Turning away Sakura rubbed her eyes furiously while thinking happy thoughts; after a few minutes Sakura faced Rin again her eyes back to their natural metallic gold.
"What the fucks with Haru?" Sakura asked, Rin sweat dropped.
"You know Haru?" Rin questioned totally confused, Sakura raised an eyebrow.
"Ya of course she's Chihirou's older sister" Sakura said in a matter of fact way, Rin stared a moment before nodding.
"You mean your ex-best friend Chihirou?" Rin questioned again, Sakura growled thinking back to Chihirou and Blade's betrayal.
"Yeah" was Sakura's short yet blank reply, Rin sighed that was strange.
"Well Kura I don't know she's a little unbalanced I guess" Rin said her stare distant; Sakura nodded deciding to leave her alone for the time being.
"Alright but call me if you need me I'm always here for you" Sakura said before she left down the hall and out of Rin's line of vision. Sighing Rin began walking down the opposite hallway Sakura left down. Right now everything was so jumbled Kaijuu was in college, Sesshomaru stopped writing and calling two years ago, Sakura seemed sick recently with losing control like that, and last but certainly not least Tanaka has a crazy stalker named Haru who wanted to kill her. She wasn't very fond of change and everyone acting like the way they were it was driving her crazy.
Sniffling a bit Rin began to think about Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and her cousin Ishiyana. She was an upset that they just seemed to forget about everyone back in Hiroshima when they certainly didn't forget them, how could they Akuma was everywhere Tv, radio, billboards it wasn't fair. Oh and Sakura was pissed too Ishiyana and her were like twins in a way they were so close they could be if he wasn't four years older than her, it was just devastating when they kept checking empty mail boxes together. And the sad thing about Sakura was that she lived alone in that condo her and Ishiyana used to share at least, Rin sighed again at least she had her parents who stayed out on business for like ever she could never catch even a glimpse of them it was impossible.
Groaning Rin tried desperately to shake her depressed mood off but failed rather miserably until she felt a familiar smooth hand grab her own, turning around Rin came face to face with Tanaka who was smiling weakly. "Naka-Chan what are you doing here?" Rin questioned cutely, Tanaka smiled that same weak feeling ill smile.
"Well Sakura called me up and told me about Haru so I decided that I'd be here for you" Tanaka answered honestly, Rin frowned she knew he was sick so did he and yet he came to watch out for here.
"Naka-Chan your sick go home I'll be fine" Rin argued back expecting him to listen, Tanaka just stared into Rin's chocolate brown eye not moving one inch except to kiss her full on the lips. Pulling back Tanaka watched the dazed expression disappear.
"No Rin I care for you to much" Tanaka said firmly, Rin sighed she felt bad. "Anyway I'm feeling much better after you bought that soup over before school…Arigatou" Tanaka added when he caught rin's sigh.
"Naka-Chan how bout we just go to my house" Rin suggested she didn't mind getting sick from him as long as he didn't get worse, sighing Tanaka ran a hand through his navy blue hair before nodding.
"Ok Rin you get your way as long as I'm with you" Tanaka said softly as he pulled a strand of Rin's feather soft black hair behind her ear, looking into Tanaka's mesmerizing hazel eyes Rin smiled actually happier than before.
"Yeah" Rin said as they just walked out of Hiroshima high not catching Haru's jealous green eyes following them out of the door.
Chuckling all the boys sat around the lunch table including Sakura who sort of was one of the guys, Sota smirked evilly at the few cheerleaders sitting across the cafeteria. "Ok guys and Sakura this is the plan, after school we'll go up to the roof with eggs and sticks of butter and beam them at the cheerleaders it'll be classic" Sota finished as he turned to everyone sitting at the table who were by the way Shippo, Blade, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kohaku. Sakura who was happily munching on a snickers burst into hysterical laughter.
"Yo Sota that is classic they just got their hair done for the big game tonight" Sakura said enthusiastically, Shikamaru smirked it was about time they got into some trouble.
"Alright then Shippo, Blade you guys get the whipped cream were going to jazz it up a bit, Sasuke and umm…Kohaku you guys get the honey and last but not least Shikamaru and Sakura get the eggs and butter. Naruto and I are getting the sling shots" Sota informed his troops; Sakura looked to Shikamaru and winked causing him to blush and look away.
"Come on Shika lets get that honey and butter, I think theirs some at my place let's go already it'll be fun" Sakura said smugly as she brushed her long black hair out of her eyes, Sasuke, Blade, and Naruto grumbled incoherent words.
How did you like this chapter I thought it was majorly hilarious and I going to get on the next chapter tomorrow because right now I'm aching cause I was walking all day and it hurts. I hope you really did enjoy it because I reread it so many times and laughed my ass off so send me your compliments or advice and I'll listen I will. Oh and little sheriff I will review your story when I get Internet again I tried to but my computer was gone before then.
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Well that's it I'll post the other stuff in the next chapter if I have Internet then cause I forgot the other stuff that I usually put in. Oh and character you submitted will show up i just have to check them out again since i haven't had for a while help me! oh and the fangirl thing i don't want anymore i want fan boys now same as the girls ya know personality, description, and age can be from 14-24 lol later buds.