"Yes, That was one of my dear favorites. Sanctuary by Utada Hikaru. That song really does mean something to me." Sora said reminiscing about the good old days.

"Yeah. I know. I was there." Roxas sighed. He began to sit up knowing full well that Sora would not let him sleep.

"I wasn't talking to you Roxas, I was talking to the listeners." Sora said.

"I am your listeners, Sora"

"Well anyway, lets hear it for our next two lovely guests, Kairi and Naminé ."

Kairi and Naminé walked into the studio and took a seat at the two empty microphones.

"Welcome to the show ladies." Sora said.

"Thanks for inviting us." Naminé said. "Uh, Roxas, are you okay?"

"Naminé, It's 2:45. AM." Roxas said sounding a bit frustrated.

"I know." Naminé replied.

"So Kairi. Our viewers have to know. How was your whole experience throughout these last few years."

"Lonely, tiresome, way too much excitement for me." Kairi replied. "Well it actually depends on what part of these last few years.

"What about the part where me and Riku came back?" Sora said eagerly.

"Oh, well that was the worst part. I couldn't get any peace. It was always noisy. You people never know when to sit down and shut up." Kairi said.

". . .That's how you feel, Kairi?" Sora said in a sad puppy way.

"Well, Sora, considering how much she actually cares about you, I slightly doubt it." Roxas said sarcastically. "So Naminé I have a question for you? What were you thinking when you replaced yourself as Kairi in Sora's memory"

"Just following orders." Naminé said politely. "But I always liked you better." She smiled.

Roxas chuckled while scratching his neck. "Yeah I know."

Sora beamed a paopu fruit at his "identical" counterparts head. "Just kiss her and have nobody babies already."

"Why would you treat you twin nobody like that Sora?" Kairi said.

"Twin?" Sora laughed. "We look as much alike as Sonic and Shadow"

(A/N: Don't own 'em. Don't sue me!")

"Anyone with a half a brain could tell us apart." Roxas said offering Naminé half of the paopu. She took it and ate it like it was nothing. "Told you she liked me." Roxas said as-a- matter-of-factly "Anyhoo, our next guest, we all love 'em we all know him; that is if you haven't been under a rock all those years, King Mickey Mouse! Oh yeah and Riku too."

Riku and King Mickey stepped into the booth.

"Riku, Your Majesty. Good to see you. How've you been?" Sora said as if he hadn't seen them in years.

"Sora, we've seen you like two hours ago when you broke into my house to wake us up at midnight to come on this redundant show." Riku grumbled. He sat down next to Roxas and eyed him cautiously. "Roxas. . ." he murmured.

"Riku. . ." Roxas replied.

"Hey! You wanna take this outside!" Riku yelled as he quickly stood up, causing him to get extremely lightheaded. "Hold on, lemme try that again." He said as he sat back down and shook his head a few times. "Hey! You wanna take this outside!" Riku said as he slowly stood up.

"I don't think so. You wait until you handle that little problem of yours." Roxas said calmly.

"Riku, man, chill out. It's not that serious, man." King Mickey said sitting down next to Sora. "Relax, drink some fruit punch, enjoy the faulty AC."

"Yes, your highness." Riku said. "Imitation. . ." Riku whispered under his breath."

"Pretty boy. . ." Roxas whispered.

They both stood up quickly "What'd you say?" Riku was trying so hard not to sit back down. At the same time Roxas was slowly tilting his head back to prevent the blood from running down his nose. "Man, I'll deal with you later." They both said simultaneously. Roxas strode for the bathroom and Riku sat down, holding his head.

"Just to think of it, that used to be us." Sora said. "My nose starts bleeding when I stand up too fast, too. Anyway, King Mickey I have a few questions from the viewers."

"How can they have questions if you have no viewers. And by the way all radio stations have less viewers than listeners because they don't have any. People don't watch the radio, genius." Roxas stuffily yelled from the bathroom.

"I don't care. Leave me and my naive dreams. That's why your parents don't love you." Sora yelled back.

"Of course not. They don't know who I am anymore" Roxas replied.

"Whatever Roxas." He pulled out a sheet of paper with some written questions. "I'm sorry your highness. Will you still answer the questions?"

"Fire away." the king said, folding his hands on the table.

"Now that the worlds are allegedly at peace, what happens now?" Sora read.

"Nothin'. At least until KH3."

(A/N: Which I don't own)

"Okay, next question. What's the situation on you and Queen Minnie?"

King Mickey chuckled."Oh, well, uh. . . No comment"

"Alright, alright. Well, that's all the questions. We don't have many listeners."

"You don't have any listeners." Roxas said exiting the bathroom with balled up toilet paper in his nostrils.

"Don't tell him that!" Sora whispered.

"It's okay Sora. I don't mind." King Mickey said cooly while propping his short legs up on the table.

"There's so much controversy. . ." Naminé said.

Roxas sat next to her and put his arms around her. "That's okay. Don't let any of the idiots, except the King and Kairi, influence you Naminé."

"Hey Sora, why don't you rap for them?" Riku said still holding his head.

"Oh my goodness." Roxas sighed.

"Okay, gimme a beat R-man." Sora said putting on his headphones as if he were a real rapper.

"Only if you promise to never call me that ever again in your life." Riku said pulling out two pens.

"You got it, son, now what da hook gon be playa, playa?" Sora said trying to be 'gangster.'

Everyone in the booth was silent. They stared at Sora like, what the f(# .

Riku tapped on the table with the pens in rhythmic succession.

"Uh, Yeah, throw your hands in the air!" Sora said. Nobody did it. "But then you don't have to. . ."

(A/N: I don't own this rap. I just remixed a little bit. I have a serious lack of creativity so here goes! If you know The Boondocks theme song just sing along with that)

"I am the stone that the building refused

I am the visual

The inspiration that makes heartless sing the blues

I'm the spark that makes your eyes get bright.

The same spark that lights the dark so you can know your left from you right

I am the light in your heart

The key on your chain

The little voice that gives the choice of making you insane

The thought behind the brain that's stronger than crack cocaine

And I'll remain a hero 'till all darkness is slain."

There was a long pause of silence.

"Wow. . . . That was. . . . Wow." Riku said. "Good job, Sora."

"If that didn't attract more viewers, then nothing will." Roxas said near hysterical laughter.

"That was interesting." Naminé said.

"He just made my night, well morning." Kairi said.

"See, That's why he's the Keyblade master. Pure of heart, and multi-talented" King Mickey said while clapping.

"We need to take a break." Roxas laughed. "Our next guests, all the people who made us who we are today, except for the creators and story board writers. So keep it locked right here on WKHR 2:30 am radio."

"Who are you taking to?" Sora asked sitting on the table in front of his seat. "We don't have any listeners, remember?"

"We'll advertise okay? As soon as I get some sleep, at 2:30 pm I'll wake up sometime before midnight and advertise the show. So if someone has insomnia they'll turn on the radio." Roxas said smugly. "And now a word from our sponsors, if we have any."

"The station does, we don't" Sora said.

"Well, now a word from their sponsors."