"We're back on WKHR. Here joining us is Kairi, King Mickey Mouse, Naminé and Riku. This is the dynamic duo, the dream team, the princes of the islands, Sora and Roxas. Roxas fell asleep during the break. He's been working hard, so I'll let him sleep for a few minutes." Sora said rubbing Roxas' spiky hair.
"Anyway. Our next guests, the men who made me and Riku who we are today. Our heros, our idols, and most of all, our voices. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Haley Joel Osment and David Gallagher."
Haley and David walked into the booth and sat next to their respected characters.
"How's it goin' Sora?" Haley said.
"Not bad at all Haley. Sorry you can't stay for long though pal." Sora said.
"Yeah, well it is three in the morning. I got a lingerie shoot-- I mean magazine cover in about three hours so I gotta go get ready." Haley said uneasily. "And Dave's comin' too. Right, David?" Haley glared at David.
"Oh, yeah. Whatever you say Mr. Osment, uh, I mean Haley." David said uneasily.
"Aw, come on, David. Don't take that from him!" Riku said.
David leaned over to Riku. "I have no choice. He's blackmailing me. He threatened to tell everyone that there's secretly gonna be another season of 7th Heaven airing on ESPN at midnight exactly after it ends on WB." He whispered.
(A/N: Don't own ESPN. Don't own 7th Heaven or WB)
"That's something you gotta keep under wraps." Riku said.
"Mr. Osment, can I have your autograph?" said Demyx, popping in from the weather room with a notepad.
"Demyx, what are you doing? You only get paid while you're in the weather room."
"This is Destiny Islands. The weather is always sunny and beautiful unless there is another heartless attack. There's no need for me." Demyx said
"Fine, you're fired." Sora said.
"Oh, look! That cloud! It may produce a tornado! I must watch it!" Demyx said sarcastically, while walking back into the weather room with a new signature.
"What's is Demyx doing here?" Haley asked.
"You don't know? When people want to turn their lives around they always go to the radio." Kairi said.
"I wouldn't mind turning my fist around Sora's face again." Demyx muttered.
"What?" Sora said.
"I said I wouldn't mind doing a performance for Mr. Osment and Mr. Gallagher, Sora." Demyx said pulling out his guitar.
(A/N: I Seriously made this one up guys.)
"Oh, David and Haley I'm here to say.
I thank you for comin' through today.
You take time out to visit us
On the Destiny Island-ius
Where everything is beautiful and so bright
But I wish someone would turn out the light
That the sun is emitting
It got me quitting
The morning, afternoon and evening stroll
That I like to do when I'm on the roll
Otherwise I play with my cat, Fluffy
Or I sit down and watch me some Buffy
The Vampire Slayer
Or learn to be a basketball player
My cake I like in three layers
Or maybe four.
And If that ain't enough I'll get me some more.
My name is Demyx
It rhymes with Xenix
I'm cool calm and collected
You better respect it
Five to the six to the seven to the eight
I pick up sticks and lay 'em straight.
I'm a nobody but I'm somebody in KH land
Stand up, I'll knock you down cause I'm the man.
My shirt is yellow my shoes are orange. . . ."
"He's done." Sora said.
"How do you know?" Demyx yelled.
"Nothing rhymes with orange, genius. You're not even wearing yellow and orange. You're wearing black." Sora said folding his arms.
"Don't make me put the smack down on your rooty tootie candy booty" Demyx said raising his guitar.
"You're fired." Sora said calmly.
"I think that cloud is rotating. Oh, no. We may need a tornado warning." Demyx said easing back into the weather room.
"Well. Haley, David. We've enjoyed your stay. Come back sometime. We'll be here." Sora said. "Of course no one else will. I don't even know if Roxas will be here."
"We'll come back at our earliest convenience." Haley said. He snapped his fingers and David leaped out of his seat to his side and followed Haley out.
"Poor guy." Riku sighed.
"Why can't you be more like David, Riku?" Sora asked.
"Because you know better" Riku grunted.
"Of course. But, Riku my friend, do you?" He replied trying to sound cool.
"Shut up, Sora. You're more like David than I am." Riku chuckled.
"What are you talking about?" Sora asked trying to recall anytime he submitted to anyone.
"Marluxia, roll footage from KH2. Right before Sora and I fought Xemnas in that ship."
"Yes, sir, Riku, sir" Marluxia screamed from the recording booth, quickly standing from his chair. He put in the KH2 footage as it played on the screen behind Roxas.
"Look sharp." Roxas said.
Sora straightened up instantly as Roxas walked back into him.
"End of footage, sir" Marluxia screamed. "Anything else I can do for you?"
"No, thank you, soldier." Riku said softly.
"Yes, sir Thank you, sir." Marluxia said.
"Need more proof? There are like, ten more scenes like that in Kingdom Hearts." Riku asked with a large grin on his face.
Sora could have sworn that he heard Roxas giggle. "No, no I'm fine." Just then it suddenly got extremely hot in the booth. "Hey, Larxene, what's goin' on down there?" He yelled through the ventilation shaft.
"It's not me. It's Axel. He's got this cold, well it's actually more like a fever. He's burning up down here." Larxene yelled back. She was in the furnace, cooling the whole building.
"He's not even supposed to be here. He's on break until it gets cold." Sora replied.
"He came to see me." Larxene said quietly.
"Well then, bring up some fans and close the vents until he leaves." Sora said patiently,
"Okay, thanks Sora." Larxene said happily.
Sora closed the vent. "If those fans aren't up here in five minutes we will be sitting in the heat, for eleven hours."
"Sora? How did the Big XIII get here?" Riku asked, recalling seeing every member of the Organization here but Ansem and Xemnas.
"I lost a bet." Sora replied. "And Xemnas is here. He manages the show. Ansem drowned on the way here. It was way too bright for him and he fell overboard on the ship bringing then all here. No one bothered to help. The all just watched. Xemnas and I made a little wager on how long he would struggle. And I lost, so I had to get a job at a radio station and recommend the whole Organization to work with me. Whoever hired us all must've been drunk."
Riku looked incredibly confused. "Really?"
"Yep." Sora said. "Now it's time for a commercial break. We'll be back with more tunes and whatever else walks through the door. Keep it tuned in to WKHR."
"It's 'keep it locked'" Roxas grumbled.
"Keep it locked to WKHR" Sora quickly corrected.
"You're afraid of him aren't you?" Riku said.
"COMMERCIALS!" Sora yelled.