Naruto walked up the path with anal beads in his hand. Today was a lucky day for him. Master Roshi said that he could cure his AIDS by practicing anal masturbation and video taping it and sending it to Pizza Hut. Naruto brushed his long greasy black hair out of his eyes, it always got in the way. He felt the edge of the razor blade in his pocket press up against him. He alwayss kept one on him just incase he wanted to cut himself. Suddenly, a huge black man came up behind him and said SURPRISE BUTT SECKS. Naruto then aspoloded.