"Hold me. Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before." Sora lip synced. "These songs just hit me right there." He said as he pointed to this pancreas.
Roxas stared at him in a sideways glance. "I don't even want to know."
"Anyway, our next guest. All the way from Traverse Town, the hotel desk clerk." Riku said happily. He felt energized for no reason.
"No vacancy." Said a voice from behind the entrance to the booth.
"Um, don't you want to come out and sit down?" Sora asked.
"No vacancy."
"Yeah, I know." Sora said. He leaned over to Roxas. "That hotel is as empty as Pence's head."
"Don't you dare talk about my friends! Just because yours are some fighting losers, doesn't mean mine are too just because of me being your nobody." Roxas shouted. "As a matter of fact, since whoever you call on just seems to pop up-"
"No vacancy"
"I'll call on my own guests. Hayner, Pence and Olette." Roxas said, interrupted in mid-sentence by the hotel clerk.
Hayner walked into the booth followed by Pence and Olette. "Roxas! Where have you been?" Olette said. "Your ice cream's just been melting away the over last few months."
"Are you sure Pence is the one with the empty head?" Riku whispered to Roxas.
Roxas stood up slowly. "Listen, punk, I'm about to go Keyblade master on your behind. If Sora can't talk about my friends what makes you think that you can?"
Riku remained seated abd counted on his fingers as he spoke. "I'm not Sora. I'm not afraid of you. And I already look sharp, so there."
"You're gonna take that from him, Rox? I thought I taught you better than that?" Hayner instigated.
"No, I'm not." Roxas said. He summoned the Oathkeeper keyblade and was about to swing directly at Riku's head. But he froze when he felt a draft on his legs.
"Too slow." Riku said. By the time Roxas had summoned his keyblade, Riku had already pulled down his pants, revealing darkside heartless tightie-whities, and tied his shoelaces together. "Way, too slow. Slower than Sora, my goodness."
Naminé giggled. Roxas' face turned bright red. He quickly pulled up his pants. "Nice underwear, Roxas." She said.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Roxas said straightening quickly. He nose began to bleed.
"No vacancy"
"Nice one, Roxas." Hayner said disappointedly.
"I'll be back." He said dejectedly and walked into the bathroom with his nose in his hand and his pants around his ankles. "Welcome out next guest, Maleficent." He said in a final attempt of desperation.
"No vacancy"
Maleficent hovered into the room on her boulders. "Hello my pretties." She cackled. "I always wanted to say that." she whispered.
"Why, Roxas? Of all people, Maleficent." Riku yelled. "C'mon, I beat her in Kingdom Hearts in 3-D and Chain of Memories in 2-D with cruddy cards. This is the best you can do?" Riku turned to Maleficent and gave her an unwelcome glare. "Leave." He said in a stern voice.
Maleficent's boulder dropped to the ground and shattered all over the floor. She quickly ran out of the booth.
"No vacancy"
"I wish I could do that" Sora sighed.
Hercules walked into the booth wearing sunglasses and a pair of jeans over his armor.
"Hey, Herc. Finally took my advice and got some pants, eh?" Riku said.
"Yeah, but I don't feel the freedom anymore." Hercules said. "And my cheesy Italian voice over just isn't the same anymore."
"It's a little thing called character separation." Sora started. "After the games are over, all the copies drop from sixty bucks to like ten dollars, you kind of feel like you have no purpose, and that nothing is quite the same anymore." Sora said. Riku imitated a violinist. "Yet Kingdom Hearts 2's retail price has hardly dropped a dime and most likely won't until fall, at latest next year, and at very latest when Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out."
"Like gas prices, except there's pretty much no hope for that at all." Kairi said sadly.
"I miss Meg." Hercules said. "We need to hurry and have Lil' Herc. Being a half god ain't easy."
"Where did Hades find her?" Riku said scratching his head.
"Probably the same place everyone else finds people, myspace, facebook, hoverspot, eHarmony." Sora sighed.
(A/N: You know good and well that I do not own any of those websites. If I did, I would not be writing fanfictions, I'd be writing storylines for video games.)
"Roxas is on myspace." Naminé said. "So am I."
"Everyone is. Even the author of this crazy story." Roxas said while blowing his nose on some toilet paper.
"Shut up. Just shut up." Riku said, trying to avoid confrontation.
"Why so touchy, Riku?" Sora smiled mischievously. "I guess someone ain't on myspace."
"Leave me alone. I don't believe in myspace." Riku said.
"Come on! It's like the American internet dream. Where people of all colors, shapes and sizes can put pictures of unknown super models on their pages and talk to some pedofile who think they're talking to someone hot and get their address and rape them. It's all good Riku." Sora said sarcastically.
"Yeah, well, when you get raped do not call me to help you 'overcome the darkness'. But if it's a chick then feel free." Riku said.
"Okay, okay. I got the most dangerous nobody in the Organization. He's so dangerous, they erased his memories so he would remember. So dangerous, he was the reason why Neo-Twilight Town was created. So dangerous, he almost took me out. He can even withstand Demyx's music. This dangerous wonder, who I'm proud to say is half of me, and has my name scrambled up with an "x" in it. My half brother and the star of KH2 . . ."
"Just say Roxas." Riku yelled.
". . . Roxas." Sora said.
"The irony is Roxas, not only hardly remembers any of it, but after all of the heartless slaying, and keyblade wielding, which includes jumping up and down like a rabid monkey, from incredible heights and running up buildings, without breaking a sweat, after standing up too quickly, his nose bleeds profusely." Riku said.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey . . . hey." Roxas said.
"Yes, Fat Albert?" King Mickey chortled.
Roxas glared at the King. "Very funny. Like I was sayin' . . . ."
"Rox-as!" Axel screamed as he barged into the studio.
"Oh, nah" Roxas whispered.
"Hey pal! How's it goin?" Axel said creating a flame chair next to Roxas.
"It's goin good Axel. How's Larxene?" Roxas said.
"Oh she's fine. She helped me with my cold." Axel said. "She gave me her number."
"Got it memorized?" Roxas said.
"That, I do my good friend." Axel said.
"Axel are you on Myspace" Riku asked.
"Yeah. Who isn't?" Axel said. "Everyone in '13' is. My display name is AXEL8. Got it memorized?"
(A/N: If it is, it's a coinkeydink)
"I'll add you to my friends list. I'll put you in my top 8." Sora said.
"Top 8? Who does top 8? I got a top 16." Kairi boasted.
"Everyone in '13' has a top 12 with all the members in it." Axel said.
"I got a top 24" Roxas said.
"But Roxas . . ." Axel whined.
"You and the others are the first twelve." Roxas sighed.
"I got a top 38."King Mickey said.
"So do I." Naminé chirped. "I'll send you guys the bulletin."
Everyone kept rambling on and on about their myspace and codes for their pages and whatnot.
"Okay, okay. I'll get a myspace as soon as I get home." Riku said.
"Good onya, Riku!" Demyx said, strumming on his sitar. Large amounts of water fell to the floor.
"Demyx! You'll ruin the floors! Cut it out!" Sora screamed.
"Sorry Roxas, I mean Sora." Demyx said.
"You're just trying to lose your job aren't you?" Sora and Roxas said in unison.
"Nah, just messin' with ya." Demyx said. "Hey, where's Saix? He and Jack were supposed to be here."
"They're runnin' late. You know, Saix actually likes nighttime. And Jack's a pirate." Roxas said. "I want a Sea-salt. Anyone else want a Sea-salt?"
"I always knew you were good for something, Roxas, ol' buddy." Hayner said.
"I want one too!" Ollete piped up
"And me!" Pence said.
"I'll be back." Roxas said headed for the basement freezer. "Oh, Sora?"
"Yes Roxas?" Sora said, knowing that Roxas was up to something
"Jesse's on the way." Roxas said as he walked out the door.
"Yeah. You heard him ladies. Jesse McCartney is on the way. We sent Tifa after him when he didn't arrive with Haley and David. She's our own personal hit man. She's worse than Sephiroth. And Cloud. And once Larxene's done acting like Zexion she'll be up, Grandma Vexen, Uncle Xigbar, Daddy Xemnas and the whole rest of the Organization family are on the way. And yes, people of the world, I do know the Vexen not only is a man but that Xemnas scrambled up is 'Mansex'" Sora said with a serious face.
"Ha hah ha!" Axel screamed. "It's hilarious how a young man looks like an old lady."
"Catch us back here on WKHR you know we ain't goin' nowhere." Roxas said as he gestured Axel over to his microphone.
"We're up when you're not!" Axel said
"Got it memorized?" The two said simultaneously.
"Believe it!" Sora chimed in.
(I don't own naruto or his catchphrase)