MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
"Where is Tifa! She and J Mac are supposed to be here." Roxas said pacing around the studio with his Sea-Salt ice cream.
"That's what you get for sending a chick after a famous pop star." Demyx said, dancing with his water forms.
"Do people think Demyx and I are related?" Axel asked.
"I'm here!" Zexion said as he poked his head through the door of the studio.
"Great. Get down to the basement. Larxene needs a break. AC's not her thing." Sora said.
"All right. Tell the people I said hi." Zexion said on his way to the basement.
"You heard him guys. Zexion said hello. Oh, wait. Hey, Z!" Sora yelled.
"Yeah?" Zexion yelled back.
"Have you seen Saix and Jack?" Sora said.
"They're in the parking lot." Zexion said.
"Okay, thanks, and by the way, grab a headset and tell Larxene to come upstairs when you get to the basement."
"All right, boss."
"Hey Zexion!" Demyx shouted.
"Yes, Demyx?"
"Keep it cool, dig?" Demyx said.
"That's my job." Zexion said as he put on a wireless headset and went down into the basement.
"Why aren't you people acting like you do in the games?" Riku asked. "Zexion is friendly, Roxas is extremely cranky, Axel's a myspace nut, King Mickey's relaxing like a surfer, Demyx. . . well is more Demyx-y than usual. What next? Xemnas giving out chocolates?"
"Don't say it he just might. . ." Roxas started.
"Anyone want some kisses?" Xemnas appeared out of absolutely nowhere with a plate of Hershey Kisses.
(DON'T OWN THEM)
"You're not exactly acting like yourself either." Roxas said. "You're usually the cool guy who just asks questions about stuff that's just about to happen."
"That's just how I'm acting. I asked a question about Xemnas and guess what. He's out here serving chocolates." Riku sighed.
"Kairi, I don't think I've told you this before, but I love you." Sora said.
"Isn't that what you said when you left the first time?" Kairi said.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN KINGDOM HEARTS YET AND IF NOT WHAT IN THE WORLD IS TAKING YOU SO LONG, DON'T READ THIS JUST SKIP AHEAD TO THE NEXT BOLD PRINT AREA.
"You mean when the ground was parting and you let go of my hand and I was yelling random stuff to you right before the credits started to roll?" Sora described.
"Yeah, somewhere in that sentence." Kairi replied.
"I love you was in there somewhere. You're right." Sora smiled.
END SPOILER!!!!!!!!!
"The moon's a beauty tonight!" Saix said, sliding in on his hammer while grinding up the floor in the process.
"That she is." said Captain Jack
"Hey! Yell at him for ruining the floors!" Demyx said
"I only told you to stop because you live with me and don't pay any rent because you're broke. So if you mess up the floors, I'll end up paying for it. Saix, on the other hand is richer than Orlando Bloom. So he can grind up the floors if he wants. He'll just buy new ones like he has for his past 10 visits." Sora said.
"Yeah, that's right." Demyx said
"Jack, have you been stealing treasure again?" Riku asked.
Jack sat down under a conveniently placed sunroof where the moon was casting light. He quickly turned into zombie Jack "Now what makes you think that, mate?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all."
"Sora I heard you were rapping." Zexion said over the headset.
"Yeah, man. I was baaalllllllin'" Sora shouted.
"Shut up, boy." Kairi said, her mood suddenly changed.
"Someone needs to check their panties." Zexion said.
"Nah, it's just that, Sora been rappin' all night." Kairi replied.
(Rappin' here means talking excessively not rapping as in speaking in a poetic manner. A little D.C. metropolitan area slang for ya.)
Luxord walked into the room with envelopes circling his body. He stopped at the table and waited for each letter to collide with the table and fall out of its orbit around his body. As the last envelope smacked into the table he turned and walked away.
"More reviews from critics and stuff I suppose." Sora said reaching for a letter.
"Don't forget the bills." Saix said, beginning to grind his name on the floor.
"Oh, I won't" Sora said looking at the electricity bill addressed to Saix.
"Don't adjust your radios ladies and gentlemen. It's just Saix being rich. You might just lose us." Roxas said.
Sora ripped open the side of an envelope and read it out loud.
"'Damn that chapter was funny even though you haven updated in THREE MONTHS! Any way I don't know if your a Narutard are not but naruto only says believe it in the english version, another reason for us to hate english dubbes. They cut out all the violence and drama and added all this crap! Doesn't it piss you off?' I knew I should not have said believe it." Sora sighed.
"Well hey, I don't care." Axel said. "Got it memorized"
"What's a Narutard?" Kairi asked.
"I supposed it's an extreme Naruto fan-boy/girl" Riku said. "What's a dubbe?"
"I think it's hair gel" Roxas said.
"Why did they call it a chapter? Like this is a book or some weird fanfic or something," Naminé asked.
"Maybe were on a reality show." Hayner said.
"Reality shows don't have chapters, they have seasons." Pence replied.
"I wanna read the next one. Roxas said. "'Loved your story so far it's halarius. The people I want in the story are, Yuffie my favorite KH charactor, Yuna, Rikku, and Paine. Also Sir Auron. ( If your confused about the SIR thing don't ask it's a FFX Fan thing) PLEASE UPDATE SON!' What? This isn't a story. This is my life!" Roxas screamed. "Yuna is my best friends' girlfriend, Rikku is Yuna's cousin and who in the blue heartless is Paine? What is FFX? How do you know Auron? And why do they keep talking about updating? We come on live everyday. If you just happen to sleep while were on the air then, congratulations, you have a life." Roxas hyperventilated.
"Awkward. . . ." Naminé said quietly
"This is insane." Saix said. "'hehe, I like this story! update it soon, pwease? does Sora's infamous puppy dog face thanks! ' These people really think this is some sorts of story
"That face is copywritten to Roxas and I but I make it look cuter because my voice changed drastically between the first and second Kingdom Hearts. Hey did you hear that we almost won best RPG in GPhoria this year?" Sora said.
"Yeah, but I'm not registered to vote, on top of that I'm really not an actual person so I couldn't vote for us." Riku sighed
"Yeah, me too" everyone else sighed. Roxas was rocking back and forth in a fetal position on the floor sucking his thumb.
"All right. Review mail! 'LMFAO!! I love this story!! It totally shocked me when Haley and David made the scene. You have to put those guys in it again! Update soonish:-D'"
"THIS IS NOT A STORY!!!! IT'S MY LIFE!! It's my life. . . It's my life. . . ." Roxas started to sob on the floor.
"Yeah, Haley and David really turned it out here. They'll be back soonish but, if you will, what in the nobody is LMFAO?"
"Maybe it's an acronym. Maybe it stands for Lazy Men Fight At Opera's?" Axel said.
"Maybe it stands for Love Myspace F Anything Other." King Mickey said.
"Amen to that brother." Axel said
"I think it stands for Laugh My Fing A Off" Kairi said.
Everyone paused. "Nah!"
"We'll put that on Dictionary list. Let's read the next one. ',m nklsdji XD SO FRIKING FUNNYY!
u know what? I love fanfics like thsi where Sora and Roxas are all working otgether and stuff, cause I think its just cute! I mean in the game Roxas dosent feel anger towards Sora when he realize that he was Sora's nobody and stuff, and well anyone will feel bad, and he didnt so fanfics like this are jsut cute! they're all working together and stuff I love you!' I don't think Roxas likes these kinds of reviews. I personally would love it if people would actually spell the English language. Besides this ain't no fanfac, it's a radio show and Roxas and I almost always work together." Sora said. "Well unfortunately we've only got time for one more. Naminé would you like to do the honors?"
"Sure, Sora." She said. "'I really like this. It's very funny. Please bring in Captain Jack Sparrow next. That would be VERY interesting.' He's already here."
"That I am." Jack said. Raising his arm into the moonlight and watching it decay and fall off onto the table. "Oh, my."
"All right we gotta go. Next up the all chatspeak episode." Sora finishes picking Roxas up off of the floor. "Oh and for all you action romance lovers, go read risensoldiers The Hero That Never Was and review too. It stars Riku and his girlfriend too.
"She is so beautiful, I love her so much. She coulld beat up Sora without breaking a sweat."
"Read it or we'll cancel the show."
"DON'T READ IT. IT'S DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
"Aw, stop it you guys it was just kidding."