Roxas: Hey, listen up, the boss says that somehow the quotation marks keep showing up as A's on fanfiction cuz she converted everything from wordperfect to Microsoft word so she's gotta write this all stupid and elementary like this. She can't even describe this.

Risensoldier: Yeah BHK's is correct.

Roxas: Stop calling me that.

Risensoldier: What, BHK? Well your hair is blonde and you're a kid so…

Roxas: I have a name. And it ain't BHK. That was only for when the losers at SquareEnix didn't release my name when you and those other KH geeks were waiting for KH2 to come out.

Risensoldier: Not even a geek. Remember I can make you kiss Sora in the story.

BHK: Ok, ok, fine. Just tell them what's happening.

Risensoldier: Alright, radioheads, I know how slow and terrible I am. It's not my fault that I'm lazy. Just be happy I didn't just stop the whole thing. Anyway here's the next installment of WKHR.

BHK: Hello and a super, awesome, special new year to you. (puts head down and attempts to sleep)

A/N: I hate writing like this. Arrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Yeah, were all new for 07.

Sora: Yep! All new, all night. We just learned that the show will be cancelled soon due to either lack of enthusiasm or lack of listeners. But we learned how to operate bootleg radio we can be WKHRU Kingdom Hearts Radio Underground so look out for that. We actually get to sleep at night for that.

BHK: Yes! (forces balled fists into air)

Sora: Excuse him folks. Sleep deprivation finally got to him. Actually I think we all got it. Even I, Sora Sorington, of the Soraville Soras that Soraed the Sors of Sora.

Riku: Yep, I feel drunk now, maine. Like a rappa in da club with like 40 chickenheads. . . (bursts out in a silent, snorting laughter)

Z-Man: Zexion, here. Everyone up there is smacked. So Ill try to entertain you. He said over the headset in the basement ventilation room.

(A/N: smacked also smack'd; a term used to express feelings of euphoria and ridculopathy due to smoking or getting 'high'. As used here as a reference to everyone in a sleep deprivated state.

Sora: Hey Zexion. You voice sounds funny are you sick?

(Just kidding) Zexion: No, Sora. I'm downstairs.

Sora: Why, whatever for?

Zexion: To keep the building nice and cool.

"Ooohhh, Kairi, whatcha doin'?" Sora said feeling on his abdominal area.

"Nothin'. What are you doin' homie homes?" Kairi said.

"Waitin' for you to marry me so that we can have sex every two seconds." Sora purred.

"But if we had sex every two seconds, wouldn't we not get anywhere because every two seconds we would have to start over." Kairi said.

"My first child will be a girl and her name will be Bonquisha Shaniah Treyona Tyresa Treychelle Tericka Shimani Tyresea Geovanni. . . ." Sora continued with more ghetto female and male names.

A/n: Whoops I forgot and if you find that its working then this is just for comic relief

BHK: I'll be a granddaddy!!!!

Zexion: No Rox, you could probably be an uncle.

BHK: Uncle. . . .

Riku: I'm the uncle, a-hole

BHK: Nah son, you r the white haired kid how fights crime with a key.

Riku: Yeah well you're the non-existent kid with a non-existent girlfriend and gets frozen by some random bald guy.

BHK: I have never been frozen by some bald guy. Ever.

Riku: Not yet, but the KH nerds that the boss heard from say it's Sora.

Sora: No man, by that time I'll be takin' care of my wife. Right, granddaddy?

BHK: Yessir.

Sora: Hallelujah!!

Hayner: This is getting insane just cut it for right now. I gotta get my boy together. (grabs Rox—I mean BHK and carries him to another room.)

Sora: I can't run this without granddaddy, so we'll cut the show for now. We'll be back right boss

RSX: …

Sora: Okay then. See ya next time on WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!