Chapter 2
A/N: Well, I'm satisfied that people are reading so now, my peeps, I shall carry on. It might not be long because I still have that cough thing and I'm hacking my gut up every time I breathe in... I'm sure you really wanted to know that lol. But you know the feeling you get at the back of the throat when you breathe in deodorant? Well, I've had that for two days now :(
Anyways...
Rabid-squirell-3 : jumps back in alarm: Okay okay! Calm it Kermit... Here's the next chapter... :holds out with shaking hand:
Julie: Hi, I left the chapter like that cos :sings: I've got the power:stops: Ahem, yea... JD/Cox bonding coming up very soon... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Vagela: Aw, I'm so happy XD :dances: Seeing as you can't wait, have a chapter XD
Rach CD McKenzie: Yea, main course of pain with a nice slice of guilt on the side lol, Daniel Powter... Thanks. I wont sue but like I have said before... :sings: I've got the power!
Dez: Heya, will update soon... obviously... as it is sitting right here...
AngelsWings5: Whoo! Yay! I'm glad you like it XD
saltoftheearth: Ooh. Here you go lol.
PlayWithRosie: Daniel Powter... Daniel Powter... Thank you XD Oh thanks for the compliment too XD
Whoo - I think that's everyone xD
Oh - and if MorganaJeffries is reading - I am on my knees here. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE update My Vacation From Hell!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dying to know what happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahem.
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(JD)
The next thing I know is that I'm falling into darkness that seemed to extend forever... when I suddenly landed in mid-air. Oooh, I'm flying, yay!
"No, you're not," said a voice. I turn around to be stared at by President Bush, "You're underwater..."
"What are you doing here!?" I ask incredulously.
"I'm not here..." He said before disappearing.
Ok then.
"Johnny... Johnny... You must save Private Ryan!" came a familiar voice from behind me.
"Mum?" I cry out in disbelief.
"Save him Johnny!" she cried before disappearing.
Uh...
The Elliot appeared from nowhere, "Don't die JD! I love you!"
"I'm not dead, Elliot!"
"Yes you are! You're as dead as a dodo, stupid. WAKE UP!!!"
"But..."
Then as random as anything, I hear someone in a deep voice saying, "Thank you, thank you very much..."
"Elvis!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What are you doing here!?"
"Emc squared..." says someone above me, I look up to see Einstein floating past.
"Argh!" I scream, covering my ears.
"Rose hold on!" Someone shouts at the top of their lungs, then a few seconds later I heard a woman screaming.
"RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screams the same male voice.
Oh come on...
"I don't even watch Doctor Who..." I stated into the darkness.
"I love you, Doctor," 'Rose' said, flinging her arms around 'the Doctor'.
"I love you too..."
"Ugh, get a room!" I shout. That didn't even happen in the series!
"Ho ho ho, merry Christmas!" said a fat man in red. SANTA CLAUSE! But then he quickly turned into the Easter bunny before I could get a present. The bunny held out a bar of chocolate and I'm about to take it when some strange man in pajamas ran up and squished the bunny.
"DO NOT MESS WITH THE LIKES OF ATHUR DENT!" he said insanely, then ran off.
The last time I heard, Arthur Dent wasn't some bunny killing loony...
"What!?"
"WAKE UP! NOW!" I heard someone else shout in my ear. Only this time I knew full well who it was... and I certainly didn't like it.
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I feel myself being pushed up through the air and I'm brought back to Earth with a bang. My eyes snap open to be confronted by a balaclava clad face and deep brown eyes boring into my own I exhale slowly. Why am I even on the floor? It then comes back to me...
"Oh God..." I groan, rolling onto my side, causing a fire to erupt in my side. I scream in agony and roll back onto my back, panting slightly as my hands find what's hurting me so much.
Oh yea... bastard stabbed me...
Didn't bother taking the knife back. I guess he's done me a bit of a favor there...
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(Dr. Cox)
I'm on my way to find Barbie and politely demand what the hell happened to my tape of... what the hell was that? Room 285... sounded like someone screaming... a woman perhaps? Sounded like one. But room 285... comatose patient... right?
I go to open the door but it's locked... then I remember that the patient is one of Newbie's.
I don't think he'd scream like that just for breaking a nail or grazing his knee. I think that was serious pain and..
What the hell...? Since when did I give into Paranoia?
I hear a thud and another yell...
Oh what the hell - I'd probably regret it otherwise...
I start banging on the door, "NEWBIE!"
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(JD)
"...NEWBIE!"
I open my eyes blearily... I feel him kick me in my injured side again, causing the pain, if possible, to reach an even more overwhelming pinnacle.
"Answer him and you're dead..." Balaclava guy whispers menacingly.
Oh what the hell... I'm going to die anyway... shooting pains in my gut... internal bleeding… light headedness... blood loss... along with very likely shock...
I take in a deep breath, "Dr. Cox...!" I shout... well... try to... came out more as a muffled sob.
The next thing I hear is a huge bang as the door is wrenched open and a thud as the world goes blissfully dark.
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TBC
Thanks to taby42 for help on the dream sequence xD She totally rocks xD
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