Title: Hell Hath No Fury Like That Of A Woman Scorned.

Disclaimer: Don't own.

A/N: I know it's been awhile, but I've been working on my other FMA story Equivalent Exchange. The next one will also likely be a while, as school has started and I will still be working on Equivalent Exchange.

Oh, and I need some advice on alchemy and automail and all that jazz. So, since this is pretty much the afterlife, would Ed have his real limbs back? Or would they still be mechanical because they had been sacrificed to the Gate and it's not really the afterlife, more of a second life? Or would he have Sereitei's version of automail, or would Unohana have done something about it? As for alchemy, would it still work? Or would it not and they would just use kido instead? Or would it work, but it would be a secret? I would love any and all opinions on these two issues and any others you could think of.

Wish: Reviews and opinions please!

Riza Hawkeye silently bit into a roll.

"May I sit here?"

Riza looked up. The look on the man's face was sorry, if anything. She shrugged.

Roy Mustang sat down. "I am sorry. I didn't know what I was doing at the time, I… I guess now I'm just making excuses."

"Yes Roy Mustang that is exactly what you're doing."

"Do you forgive me?"

"Maybe."

"What would it take?"

"No guarantees, but I want to know how you died."

Roy Mustang sighed and leaned back slightly, but not much because the long benches didn't have backs. "That is a long story. After you died, I took personal control of your murder case."

Riza snorted. "Looking for themselves. It's amazing how many people do that figuratively, but literally."

"May I get on with the story?"

Riza made a motion and Roy took it as 'move on'.

"Anyway, I had been investigating for a month when I had a place of murder and time down. Another week and I was stuck. Then I tracked down a man many had mentioned. He pointed out the truth, and I jumped off the nearest building. Happy?"

Hawkeye slapped him.

"What was that for!"

"That was for killing me." She slapped him. "That was for killing yourself. And this is for being honest." She suddenly pulled him into a very close kiss.

"I KNEW IT!"

Ed's head removed itself from the doorframe seconds from impalement. A very irate Hawkeye was after him, fury in every line on her face. Roy could only stare dumbly.

That was until a very pretty face poked him. Unfortunately, the look on said face was not pretty at all. "Hey. You. Yeah you. Roy. What was that about? Because last time I checked, I was your girlfriend."

"That was a one-time thing!"

"What about me?"

"I dumped you!"

"What about me!"

"I never went out with you!"

"You kissed me!"

"What about me!"

"You're from Amestris! Of course I wouldn't be dating you any more!"

And that was how Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, was run out of the division's mess hall. Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned.