This one's for LostBluePhantom. Here is you rubber duckie. To Dawkins-Longtail's Loyalty, Crowfeather still was with Leafpool and Feathertail at a time. Thanks also to Ashfur's Love and Sunset-Wicked! Here are your duckies. I do not own Warriors blah blahblah… now…On to the story!
Top ten ways to get Hawkfrost to admit he's Crazy
1. Yell "Twolegs are attacking the camp, warn everyone" in his ear, then hide.
2. Tell him he's pregnant. If he doesn't believe you (which he won't) then hire Mothwing to confirm this lie. Send him to the nursery. After a couple of days, walk in and say, "you really are crazy' deny his claims that you told him he was pregnant. (That's a long one)
3. Tie a cape around his neck, tie him to a chair, and force him to watch 5 hours of nonstop Super Kitty, Defender of JusticeThen, let him go. He should run around screaming "I am SUPER KITTY!!!!!!! DEFENDER OF JUSTICE AND LIBERTY…"
4. Make him watch a whole day of Barney, then let him go. (This is slightly cruel to Hawkfrost and to his Clanmates)
5. Hide packs of sugar in his piece of Fresh-kill while he isn't looking.
6. Teach him the disco, give him a poufy hairdo, retro (very odd retro) clothes, a disco ball, and give him a fake party invitation to Squirrelflight's B-Day Bash at the Shadowclan Camp (which is actually a slow dance ball)
7. Get some herbs from Mothwing to distract him, and then switch his Fresh-kill for grass. Whenever he talks (if the herbs work right, his talking should be slow and quiet) say "Moo"
8. Tell him Brambleclaw's in love with him minutes after they've scheduled their next meeting and promised to come even if their dyeing.
9. When Leapoardstar prepares to get on their Highrock (?) (Is that what they have), begin going "meow, meow, meow, meow, meow" in his ear continually. If your timing is right, he will say shut up (very, very, very loudly) just as Leapoardstar begins talking.
10. pass around pictures of him dressed as Super Kitty and videos of him singing "I Love You. You Love Me, We're a happy family"
Hope you liked! That one was hard to do so sorry if it is bad. Can someone help me copy and paste stuff? R&R please! Please give me ideas for chapters! If I don't post the next chapter soon, then I have writer's block!
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