Authoress: Well, here's the next chapter! Enjoy!
Kyouya: -just woke up- Who would enjoy this meaningless blather-"
Authoress: "Shut up!" -shoves out of room- "As I'll probably pay for that later, let me take the time now to tell you to that Host club does not belong to me...at least while im awake. In my dreams, however, It's quite a different story. Hehehe..."
Out on the floor, I get the moves from a home boy
Trying to score, his body rocks like a home boy
I'm sick and tired of them home boys
Its bye bye boy
Haruhi opened the door to the third music room, only to be attacked as soon as she stepped foot inside by a tearful king. Seeing the Blonde blur rushing towards her, she tried to escape, but was cornered against the door she had just closed behind her.
"HA-RU-HIIIIII!!"
Tamaki grabbed her in a hug and spun her around with enthusiasm.
"Daddy has missed you so much!! Why didn't you answer Daddy's calls last night? I WAS SO WORRIED!!"
"Tamaki!! Put me down!"
Tamaki ignored her until the twins sneaked forward with cheshire cat grins.
"It seems our lord is molesting Haruhi again."
"Who ever heard of such a perverted King..."
Tamaki froze.
"Wh-What! I'm not doing anything of the sort! My daughter appreciates the love I lavish upon her. Right, Haruhi?"
Haruhi managed to glare at Tamaki, even though her face was being squished into his chest.
"Molestation? Is this some new form of sexual harassment?"
Tamaki saw her blank face and disappeared, going into his corner of woe. The twins laughed and slunk forward to wrap themselves around Haruhi.
"Way to put Tono in his place."
Hikaru caught Kaoru's gaze and they exchanged a evil smile. Hikaru tilted Haruhi's head towards him and whispered loud enough for Tamaki to hear.
Don't worry Haruhi, we'll protect you..."
Tamaki sniffled and looked up at them. Kaoru kissed her cheek and also whispered loudly.
"Yes, we'll protect you all night long..."
At this, Tamaki leaped up, his finger pointing accusingly at the grinning twins and confused looking Haruhi.
"MOM! THE BOYS ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR DAUGHTER!!"
Kyouya didn't even look up from where he was sitting, typing on his laptop per usual.
"Then do something about it, "Dad."
He answered, sounding bored and uninterested.
"But do hurry, the customers will be here in five minuets."
Tamaki looked back at the twins to see them wrapping themselves even tighter around the girl and rubbing their cheeks against hers. With a unmanly screech that drew the attention of a cake eating Hunni and his watcher, Mori, he lept at them. Pulling Haruhi from the twins grasp and fighting off there offending hands that reached for her, he wrapped his arm around her tight, causing the girls face to fall once again against his chest.
"I'll save you Haruhi!"
He cried, trying to keep the twins away. Haruhi hated it when this happened. She was always jammed in between the three. And this time, there was another problem...
"Tamaki, let go! Your suffocating me!"
Tamaki paid her no heed, but instead pulled her even tighter against him and yelling something about "evil twins" and his "precious daughter".
Haruhi gasped for breath, squirming in his arms.
"S-sempai!! I can't breathe!"
Authoress: A cliff hanger! Le gasp! Yeah...idk if i like this chapter. Nehh...Any ideas, anybody?
R & R!!
