Ellie: Here's chapter 3 go me I'm writing it

Me: Get on with it Ellie

Ellie: You're as bad as Oli

Me: Readers, I'm sorry, she's out of control.

"Get out now! You're banned from laser quest for life, ok, just 2 months but still GET OUT" a teenage boy ran out of building and past the group of people that were there waiting for Dumbledore's birthday party to start. A couple of seconds later a girl of about 14, ran out of the building in pursuit of the runaway waving an umbrella around and shouting,
"AND STAY OUT" she turned round and walked back the way she had come.
"You know what, I think I left the oven on. I'll just go and turn it off, you can start without me can't you?" Dumbledore said making a beeline for the door.
"No, this is your party you can't leave" Remus replied brightly, "and you don't own an oven. Come on what are you worried about?" I stay, you stay, old man.

"Come on let's go in and get started. It's going to be so much fun" Harry said grinning madly and skipping into the building with Ron and Mionie, because he had already left he didn't see the look on the adults faces, Dumbs and Remus looked like they where ready to kill Harry for having had should a stupid idea in the first place.
Just remember you need him to make you look good just remember, remember. Keep smiling, smile, smile YOU CALL THAT SMILING.

I don't care if he is James's son I'm going to hit on the head with my laser gun, why did I have to come? You'd think they'd let me off, it's only 2 days before the full moon. KILL! KILL Ok, Ok, I can't kill him. YET. Remus was thinking, smiling manically and rubbing his hands together.

When they got inside they saw another teenage girl stood behind a desk, well, more like sat on the desk, with her back to them talking to someone in a different room.

"Sam, where did you get that umbrella from anyway?" She asked

"I don't know Sarah" the voice of the girl, that must have been Sam, the girl they had seen outside replied.

"Well that's just silly, well what they say must be true, this place is haunted." the girl on the desk, Sarah, replied as Sam came into view.

"Hey! We got customers!" she shouted when she saw our little group of heroes. Sarah turned round to see what she was yelling about.

"Oh hi and welcome to laser quest, I'm Sarah and that's Sam, we'll be your instructors today, have you booked or are you just showing up?"

"Erm... We're just showing up" Harry answered.

"KO, well can we take your names then you can pay and get started." Sam said looking under the desk. After a couple of minutes she looked up and asked Sarah:

"Where's the book with the times and junk in it?"

"Your left hand is on it stupid" she replied.

"Oh yeah, KO, Sarah you get their names down, you know how much that book hates me"
"Ok tell me your full name one at a time please"

"Harry Potter"

"Ok" Sarah said writing it down, not noticing Sam's mouth open a bit.

"Ron Weasley"

"How do spell that, please?"

"W.E.A.S.L.E.Y"

"Thanks" Sam's mouth dropped open a little more and her eyes getting grew wide.

"Hermione Granger"

"Is that right?" Sarah asked showing her the book.

"Yep" Sam's mouth had now dropped down to her knees and her eyes were bulging.

"Sirius Black"

"Ok, next" Sam was now pointing and gasping for air.

"Remus Lupin"

"O...K" Sarah said slowly, her eyes flicking across the names on the page already.

"Minerva McGonagall"

"Righttttttttt" Sam produced a book, from nowhere, and started beating herself round her head with it saying "I'm going crazy, well more then I was before" (Ellie: all my friends say that when I say I'm going crazy I don't know why Sarah: 'cause you are already crazy)

"Albus Dumbledore"

"Don't I know you from some random copyrighted film/book?" Sarah asked

"Erm..." Dumbs started, trying to come up with a convincing response when…

"SNAPEY, VOLDY, DRACO!!!" Sam shouted pointing to the doorway, before fainting (Ellie: yay me). They all turned round to face the doorway where, the people mentioned above and some other death eaters were stood, wind lifting their hair, and pop music playing somewhere in the background.

"Lucius that's enough" the dark lord commanded

"Sorry boss" Lucius Malfoy looked sheepish and hit the stop button on the stereo he was carrying, 'The boys are back in town' came to an abrupt halt. Sarah ran forward and threw herself at the feet of the dark lord, she began bowing, kissing the feet of the deatheaters, and muttering something about not been worthy.

"Mr. Potter what a nice surprise. What are you doing here?" Snape asked with a sly grin, but the look of sheer terror in his eyes revealed that the strange girl who had called him 'Snapey' had had the same unfortunate effect on him as she had on all strangers.

"I should ask you the same question, and… Voldy why are you wearing a fur coat?"

"I think you find it's the latest in fashion thank you very much, very big in Milan" Voldy replied then did some shifty eyes "It makes me look fat doesn't it, why didn't say anything Wormtail?"

"You never asked"

"ARE YOU GOING TO PAY AND PLAY OR NOT CAUSE I NEED TO TELL YOU THE RULES." Sam shouted, just coming round and groggy from the bump on the head she had received hitting the floor.
"ERM…….. Lets forget about the names and just get ready" Sarah said standing, brushing off her clothes and trying to retain some dignity, "Come on, follow me." She said, walking to the door that led to the stairs.

Ellie: IM SO SORRY MY LAPTOP DIED THEN I GOT MY COMP THEN I COULDN'T FIND THE STORY AND I HAVE NOW SO PLAESE DON'T KILL ME.

Sarah: ok Ellie shut up read and review!!!!!!!(By the way, I'm handing the responsibility of replying to reviews to Ellie, so if you flame and get an abusive response don't blame me, blame my taste in friends.