A/N: OMG!! BEWARE!! It's the attack of the OC Girls!! Don't worry…there are no Mary-Sues…I forbid them. Have fun with this next chapter.
Take it away Kakashi!
Kakashi: Why?
-- Holds up Naughty pictures of Iruka --
Kakashi: Shel: Queen of the Geeks and Duchas of Yaoi does not own Naruto/ Halo (all)/ XBOX/ XBOX LIVE. Only this concept. Now Gimme Gimme Gimme!
Iruka: I feel so violated…
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Chapter Two
Familiar
Sasuke took a deep breath and gave a solemn sigh, earning a look from the blond girl beside him. Ino put down her magazine and starred at the Uchiha, " What's wrong babe? You haven't been yourself since Wednesday."
"So? Does a man have to be serious all of the time?"
"You're never not serious…this is still being serious, but you're a depressed serious." The brunette glared at his long time friend.
"You get depressed too you know…everyone does."
"Sasuke…it's Monday. You have hardly spoken a word to us since Wednesday, and you even blew off our plans on Saturday. And I know perfectly well that you were sitting and playing Halo all weekend. What's your problem."
Sasuke turned his head away from her, "I don't know…" 'I was hoping he'd be back by now…how can I miss him this much, he does nothing but beat me!'
Ino shook her head, "Jeez…getting so worked up over a boy is not healthy."
"Hmm?"
"Don't get all worked up over him not being online…Kyuubi will be back."
"Why do you think this is because of Kyuubi."
Ino shot him an all knowing look and picked up her magazine again.
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"NARUTO! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED! NOW!" hollered an older blond woman from down stairs, shaking the freshly unpacked house.
"Fine! Fine! I'm Up!"
"If You Aren't Down Here In Five Minutes I'm Going To Punch You So Hard, You'll Fly All The Way To The Hospital Bed You're Going To Need!"
Naruto jumped out of bed, threw on his clothing, and ran down stairs in record time; if there was one thing he did not want, was his mother's fist in his face.
"Alright! Fine. I'm here. Happy?"
"No. You're still going to be late on your first day. Now, eat…I'll drive you."
"Why? If we leave now, I'll only be a little late and-"
"EAT!" Naruto fell backwards into the chair beside his father and picked up a piece of toast, "Please tell me she's PMSing."
"Afraid not…she's been like this since I met her."
"Damn." He finished off the bread and stood, "Alright let's go."
"Not so fast young man. Upstairs, and brush your teeth. And hurry or I WILL kill you!"
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"Wait! I don't understand…how did you gat that? It makes no sense."
The brown haired man at the front of the classroom sighed, "Actually Kiba, if you had been paying attention last class instead of drawing, it would make perfect sense."
"Come on Iruka! I was in the groove! How can you expect me to finish the awesomeness that is my manga, if I have to do math?!"
"You know, math might help with your manga."
"How?"
"What happens when you are asked to draw an equilateral triangle for an insignia-"
"Wait! Which one is an equilateral?"
"My point exactly. Now…Sasuke, can you please explain to the class how to fine the missing angle."
"The angles in any triangle added together equal 180 degrees. So, the simplest way to find a missing angle if there are already two present, is to add the two, and subtract them from 180."
"Honestly Kiba…we learned that in grade four." scolded the pink haired girl to his right.
"Well so-rry, but seriously Sakura, if I wasn't paying attention now, what is the chances I was paying attention back then."
"50 percent," laughed a blond at the back of the class as she sketched in her own book.(1)
Kiba glared back at her, "Shut up Kaze…no comments from the peanut gallery! And why isn't she getting in trouble for drawing in class."
"Kiba…Kaze is one of the top students in the class, she pays attention to the lessons and then draws."(2)
"But-" Kiba was interrupted by a knock on the door to the classroom. The door opened and a tall, busty blond walked in, followed by a smaller, slightly annoyed looking, boy. Sasuke found himself starring; the boy was beautiful with bright blond hair, and dazzling blue eyes.
"Tsunade! It's been a long time!" Iruka embraced the woman with a laugh, "What brings you all they way here?"
"I got transferred to St. Madron's(3). I actually had no idea that you were teaching here, it's quiet lucky that I came then. Iruka, you remember Naruto." She grabbed the boy by his collar and pushed him forward.
"Ah! Naruto! It's been a while…I haven't see you since you were knee height! How are you?"
"Tired."
"That's your own fault! If you hadn't stayed up so late last night, you wouldn't be in thins mess!"
"I was busy."
"Setting up your XBOX is not important enough to blow of sleep!" She whacked him on the back of the head, and turned back to Iruka with a smile, " So anyways, I guess I'll be leaving him with you then. I just wanted to apologize for sleeping beauty's tardiness."
"Umm…ahh...no problem Tsunade. Have a good day."
"Bye Iruka! It was nice seeing you again," Tsunade grabbed Naruto's shirt before she left and whispered in his ear, "Don't cause any problems this time." The door closed quietly behind her, leaving a dumbstruck class in her wake.
"So I guess she never changes, eh Naruto?"
"Unfortunately not…" the blond cutely scratched a scared cheek, "I swear she has permanent PMS."
Iruka gave a weak laugh and hand him a math workbook, "Don't I know it…if you would care to take a seat Naruto, we can get on with the lesson. We're on page 445. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."
"Yea. You can't get any more behind than Kiba."
"Damn it Kaze! I will Strangle you!"
"Sorry Kiba…but that's just a little too kinky for me, and I just don't see you that way."(4) The class broke out into a fit of giggles as the two friends battled it out.
"Kaze, Kiba…that's enough. Jeez…when did I become a referee? Could we please finish the homework check before we turn the classroom into a wrestling ring? Kiba, what did you get for question 10?"
"What? Umm…35 meters?"
"Sorry Kiba, but no. Anyone else?" A few people raised their hands, one of which no one expected.
"Yes Naruto? Do you have a question?"
"No, I have the answer. 57.2149 meters."
"Correct, very good."
Sasuke starred at the blond, glanced at his paper and then back at the boy. His page read 55 meters. How did a kid who had just entered the class, give an answer like that…with no calculator.
"WHAT?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Kiba yelled from the back, causing the brunette beside him to cover her ears.
"Damn it Kiba! Lower your voice!" she huffed, flipping her short pigtails as she folded her arms.(5)
"Err…sorry Mars. But seriously…how did you do that?!"
Sasuke's eyes widened when Naruto laughed; his laugh was so familiar. The Uchiha nearly chocked when the blond talked, "You just have to practice…you'd be surprised what you can do if you just work at it and practice," Sasuke gave him an odd look, 'His voice is very familiar…and I swear I've heard someone say that before. It sound like something Kyuubi…oh my God…'
Naruto gave out another chuckle, "And Tsunade is kind of a slave driver when it comes to school work." He shrugged his shoulders, and the class continued on their lesson, not noticing the pair of black eyes drilling into the back of his head.
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The bell rang and Naruto stood up to leave. He was nearly to the door, when he felt an unknown weight on his back. Turning, he found a girl with short blond hair and blue eyes grinning back at him.
"Yo!" she beamed.
"Umm…hi?"
"Naruto right? The names Kaze."
"Oh…hi."
"What do you have next?"
"Umm…" He pulled out his schedule, "Art."
"Great! Come on Kiba, Mars! Move Your Butts!" Kaze grabbed Naruto around the wrist and dragged him off down the hall towards 'The Art Room of Certain Death! Mwahaha!'. (6) They didn't notice Sasuke, who they had absentmindedly pushed to get to the boy.
Ino and Sakura walked up beside the pale raven, "What's up?"
"Nothing…I think I know him, that's all."
"Know him?" asked Sakura, "From where?" But Sasuke was already walking away, so she turned to Ino.
"XBOX."(7)
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(1) Yes…this is me…so sue me
(2) I actually do this…but it's usually writing.
(3) Patron Saint of Healing Pain
(4) Yes…I am actually like this in class…I am a clown
(5) My friend Marlee (a.k.a. the Kiba Fan-girl)
(6) My Art Class is evil…well or so I say…I love it really I do.
(7) INO IS ALL KNOWING!! BWAHAHA
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Yays…Done chapter two!!