Another chapter's up. My internet has been giving me some trouble, but I think I've taken care of it. Anyway, thanks for you're help Xanxi and your review. I double checked my spelling and grammer more carefully this time. Oddly enough, I use Microsoft Word which does have grammer/spell check...oh well. Hey to the rest of you: please review. I understand that not much action has happened, but even if you don't review, keep up with the story. We're only a few chapters away from the adventure so give me a chance. I hope you enjoy.
Chapter 3
I Guess it Was Teaspoons
Waddle Dee, carrying a rolled up red carpet, was the first to get out of the tank. He rolled out the carpet leading from the tank to the inside of Kawasaki's. Waddle Doo then jumped out carrying the royal flag of Dreamland. He then made this proclamation: "Announcing the arrival of his amazing royal Highness, the undisputed ruler of Dreamland, the compassionate, the graceful, the wonderful: King Dedede!"
"Alright, so where's my grub?" said the large red-robed penguin that walked out next.
"Aaaaaahhhh! Sire! It will be here soon!" said Kawasaki, his face completely on the ground. "PLEASE COME IN SO THAT WE MAY SERVE YOU!" Kawasaki was now grabbing onto the king's robes.
Waddle Doo looked disapprovingly then turned to Rocky. "I certainly hope this is not how you treat most customers."
Rocky, realizing that his boss' charm was coming very close to costing him his job, decided to take control of the situation. "Your Highness, if you would follow me, I will see to it that you are fully waited on."
"Uh, yeah thanks…" said Dedede as he shaked Kawasaki off his robes. "Yeah, lead the way, stony."
"Of course…your majesty…" he then turned to his boss who was still lying flat on the floor, "Boss, I would suggest that you check on you-know-who to make sure he hasn't completely destroyed the meal."
"Uh…right! I leave the king in your hands…at least I have one competent employee." Kawasaki proceeded to the kitchen, still looking completely deranged.
"Finished…well, not bad. I'm sure DeDeDork will be satisfied. Hm…ya know, I am kinda hungry right now…I did make plenty so…maybe just a little bit…Kawasaki would never notice." Kirby got out a bowl and poured a bowl. "Hm…still looks really hot, oh well, I better hurry before Kawasaki gets in here." Kirby then poured the contents into his mouth. "Mmmmmm…oh yeah that's some good stuff!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Kirby turned to see Kawasaki standing in the doorway. Kirby could see a vein on his forehead. Kirby came to the conclusion that Kawasaki was unhappy. "DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU RUIN MY BUSINESS BECAUSE OF YOU"RE BOTTOMLESS PIT! NOW, POUR A BOWL RIGHT NOW!"
"Uh…right away bo-" Kirby then began to feel funny. Then he realized that his tongue was burning…and not just hot hot, but spicey hot, really, really, REALLY SPICEY HOT. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!" Kirby then ran out of the kitchen and right into King Dedede's table, knocking it over and landing a large salad bowl on Dedede's head. This didn't slow Kirby down at all. He continued to run across the restaurant, leaving disaster in his path. Seeing Rocky carrying a glass of water ran right into him, also knocking him down. He then grabbed the glass and drank it down. "Aaaahhh…" Steam came out of Kirby's mouth.
Waddle Doo helped the king up then walked over to Rocky. "How can you just up and allow the king to be attacked in your establishment? If I weren't feeling so gracious, I'd have you all arrested. Sire, are you all right?"
"I can't believe you guys would assaultinate me like that! I'm closin' this dangerifical food-eatin' place. Let's go Waddle Doo!" The two of them walked out of Kawasaki's.
Kirby stood up and sighed in relief. "Phew, that was pretty nuts wasn't it Rocky…uh Rocky?" Rocky just glared at Kirby with seething rage. "Uh, dude, what's up with you? Hey boss do you know what's up with-" Kirby turned to see his boss with pent-up rage. Then he turned to see the place completely torn up. "Oh…"
About two minutes later, Kirby was lying in the dumpster behind Kawasaki's. Ya know, I'm really not surprised by this turn of events…oh well, guess I better go home…Kirby squeezed out of the pot that the two had stuffed him in. Kirby then stretched and began to walk home. Then he saw Waddle Dee, still carrying the carpet, walking towards the castle. "Hey Dee, why aren't you with Doo and Dedede?"
"Uh…they kind of forgot me. So I gotta walk back to the castle."
"Oh…well that sucks," said Kirby, feeling sympathy for his friend.
"Um…not really; they do this all the time. It's something you kinda get used to…oh wait, actually, since I guess that Dedede shut you guys down, you got the rest of the day free, right?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess. Why, Dee?"
"Well, you'll never guess what I saw last night. These two huge spaceships were having a huge battle. It was crazy…Well anyways, one of them came crashing down on what appears to be a deserted island at the Orange Island. I figured that there were probably no survivors so…I'm gonna go check it out. Wanna come?"
Kirby blinked trying to figure out just what his friend was suggesting. "So…you want to go to a deserted island out in the middle of nowhere. Once we get there, we're going to explore the wreckage of a spacecraft. Now, regardless of what you just said, there may be survivors, and they may or may not be violent…I gotta be crazy, but let's go. When?"
"Oh, I just gotta get this back to the castle. I'll meet you at the docks in an hour."
"Sounds good," said Kirby. Dee then walked off to the castle.
To be Continued
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