"What did that bonehead do?!" Naruto said to himself.
Sasuke's soul is trapped to Naruto's body and Naruto's soul is trapped to Sasuke's body. This is not good for Sasuke.
On his way to his house, he saw Hinata walking. "H-hi Naruto." Hinata said nervously.
Naruto raised a brow to her, she began to blush. 'She is a weirdo' Naruto thought.
"Wh-where are you going Naruto?" Hinata asked.
'I cannot tell her that I'm not Naruto' Naruto thought again. "I'm going to train."
'This is my chance.' Hinata thought. Naruto's about to go until. "N-Naruto?"
"What now?" Naruto said in a whiney tone.
"C-can I..." Hinata blushed some more. "...Uh... Can I... I..." Hinata was bright red like she's on fire. Naruto waiting so he can go now. "...Uh..." Hinata gulped, but spited all out. "C-can I train with you?" She's ready to die.
"...No..."
Hinata nearly fainted as Naruto walked away. "...Maybe, this is not my lucky day..."
Naruto is jumping through the buildings and gets more irritated by the minute.
When he's in the house of Sasuke, Naruto was very mad like a volcano ready to erupt. 'Get ready Naruto.' Naruto thought.
Naruto banged the door open, and saw Sasuke sleeping with drool on is pillow and the alarm clock was still alarming. 'That deaf dope.' Then he put out a small electricity on his point finger and shot it to Sasuke.
"OOOWWWWWWWWWWW son of a-" Sasuke looked at Naruto and like 5 seconds, he knew. "WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke looked at his hands. "I'm... Sasuke..." Then he looked at Naruto. "...Sasuke...?"
"You finally get it dope." Naruto said while crossing his arms.
"Why... why are YOU in my body?!" Sasuke said while pointing.
"I was almost asking you the same thing bonehead."
"Ugh! Stop calling me names" Sasuke said in whiney tone.
"That's not the point, what did you do Naruto?"
"I never did anything"
"Stop lying dope."
"I'm not I swear." Sasuke said while raising his right arm.
"Then... who did this?" Naruto was thinking then. "Dress up, we're going to Kakashi's place."
"Why? Why not granny Tsunade? She's the lord Hokage, maybe she can cure us."
"Because, I don't want everybody to know that we changed bodies."
"Why are you so scared of that?"
"I'm not scared, now dress up."
- -
Sasuke and Naruto are walking down the streets of Konoha, Naruto began to talk. "Okay like this Naruto, you act like me and I'll act like you okay?"
Sasuke gave a question look. "Why?"
"So they will not know that we switched bodies' bonehead."
"Okay..." Sasuke gave an evil smile, "...dope..."
"What did you say to me?" Naruto asked
"That's what you said Sasuke I need to act like you." Sasuke grinned.
Naruto frowned "Whatever"
"I don't say whatever you know!!"
"Shut up!! Well I'm not that noisy like your big mouth of yours."
"Hey guys!" Sakura greeted.
"HEEEEYYYYYY SAKURAAA!!" Sasuke screamed.
"Huh?" Sakura gave Sasuke puzzled look.
"Ugh bonehead." Naruto slapped his forehead with his hands then punched it to Sasuke's head. "You dope, you never get things right." Naruto whispered.
"Oh, right." Sasuke said.
When Sakura got near Naruto greeted her. "Hey Sakura!!"
"Um... hey" Still puzzled why Sasuke greeted her so loudly.
Sasuke gave Naruto a frown and Naruto saw it and gave him a frown also.
Sakura was looking at them for a while then smiled. "Looks like the both of you made up already."
"Well... it's not really like that you know Sakura." Sasuke said and smirked. "Right... dope?"
Naruto grunted, but Sakura was surprised. "Sasuke, are you okay?"
"I'm FINE thank you" Sasuke in a loud tone, Naruto hit Sasuke on the back of the head again.
Sakura raised a brow on them. Sasuke and Naruto looked at her Sasuke smiled at her but Naruto frowned but thought of a way. "Uh... um..." Naruto was thinking. "Um..." Then Naruto raised his right fist up in the air. "Uh, let's get some ramen after we train... uh... right Sakura?" Naruto said in a boring way, not like the real Naruto would say.
"Naruto are you also alright?" Sakura twitched her eyebrows.
Naruto had a guilty look on his face but it didn't really show. Sasuke gave a frown on Naruto again, Naruto glanced at Sasuke, and frown also. After the staring game, Sasuke smiled at Sakura. "Naruto is fine. REALLY fine, right Naruto?" Sasuke said in a loud tone again. Naruto hit him once more.
Sakura was thinking then gave them a small smile. "Sasuke, are you... expressing yourself now?"
The two boys looked at Sakura once more, Sasuke began to talk. "Sakura, I'm not express-" Sakura was surprised. She saw Sasuke containing his laughter. He looks like he is running out of air, he has horseshoe eyes. (Its looks funny on Sasuke.)
Sakura was confused why Sasuke is laughing, (With those horseshoe eyes). Naruto crunches his fist. 'Naruto... son of a-'
"BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!" Sasuke laughed like there was no tomorrow
"Eh?" Sakura asked. Naruto greeted his teeth so badly it bleeds.
"Sa-Sasuke ex-expressing himself? Hahaha!! There's no darn wa-wa wahaha way... he he HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Sasuke said and cries of laughter.
"Sasuke..." Sakura went near to Sasuke to comfort him. "Are you alri- WHA?"
Naruto punched Sasuke in the head towards the ground. Sakura was upset and mad. "What the hell did you do Naruto?" Sakura pointed.
"SHUT UP SAKURA!!" Naruto glanced at her. Naruto went near to Sasuke on the ground, Naruto looked down at Sasuke and grabbed his collar. "BONEHEAD!! YOU STUPID MORON!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THAT YOU PASSED FOR BEING GENIN ANYMORE!!"
"Naruto...?" Sakura gave them a puzzled look. Naruto stopped grabbing Sasuke's collar. Sasuke was in the ground panting, his hand is wiping his mouth. "What the hell did you do that for?"
"...Get up..." Naruto said while looking at Sakura. Sakura was more puzzled than before, she wants to know what's happening, 'what did they do yesterday, their different already.' Sakura thought. Sakura's hand was on her chest so tightly, her heart was pounding.
Sasuke got up and looked at Sakura. Sakura was upset, "What happen to you two? You two are so different now than yesterday.
Sasuke looked down then looked at Naruto giving a look of 'Should we tell her?"
Naruto gave him a two thoughts look, but for a while, he has no choice.
To be cont...
AN: I hope you like it. I don't know if the fic. is funny or anything please review!
Next Chapter Teaser: Sakura was surprised, his grin is like Naruto's. (Its looks cute on Sasuke!) Sakura looked down and put down her fist. Sasuke stopped grinning and looked at Naruto, Naruto sighed.
