"Where the HELL is he?" Naruto punched the wall.
Sasuke and Sakura looked down, and made an idea. "Maybe, Master Tsunade knows, maybe she knows where-"
"No!" Naruto scolded.
"But..." Sakura butted. "...This is are only hope. Plus will not tell her that you switched bodies, we're just gonna say where's Kakashi Sensei."
"...She's right you know..." Sasuke said he raised his fist. "C'mon Sasuke! It's our only hope. Maybe she really does know."
Naruto looked at Sakura and think. For a while, he made a decision. "...Okay... will tell her."
Sakura smiled, Sasuke grinned but as for Naruto a frown. "Will just ASK her okay." He looked at Sasuke. "And don't grin like that in front of Tsunade, act like me." Naruto said.
"Hai!!" Sasuke said.
Sakura nodded and still smiling. "Let's go now then."
Naruto nodded. They quickly jumped to nowhere.
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In the tower, Shizune put hot tea in Tsunade's cup. Tsunade was busy by doing the papers of the mission.
"You better drink the tea while it's hot Master." Shizune said.
Tsunade looked at Shizune. "It's not like you're doing all this work."
"M-Master." Shizune bowed. "S-sorry Master."
"Just don't do it again." Tsunade said. Then looked at the door. "Come in."
Kakashi's team went in. Sasuke grinned. "Hello Granny Tsunade!"
Sakura punched his head. Tsunade raised a brow. "Sasuke's been with Naruto for a LONG time, that's why he's like that haha." Sakura excused.
"... Yeah granny Tsunade he's hanging with me lately." Naruto said in a dull and boring voice.
"So... you two already made up?" Tsunade asked.
"HELL NO!!" Sasuke said. Sakura punched him a second time. She was angry.
"Uh... that's my line Sasuke, don't steal it." Naruto said in an ugly tone.
Sasuke frowned. Then it formed into an evil smile. "Okay... Bonehead."
Naruto's eyes got white and big. Sakura looked at the both of them. "Haha see Master Tsunade... hahaha."
"...I see..." Tsunade rolled her eyes. "So, why did you three went here?"
"Because of Kakashi Sensei. Do you know where he is?" Sakura asked.
Tsunade sighed and looked at the tea holding it. "He's on a mission. He'll come back for one or two weeks." Tsunade drank her hot tea.
"WHAT?!" The three of them said together. "ONE OR TWO WEEKS? CAN HE COME A BACK A LITTLE SHORTER?!" Sasuke said demanding.
"Oh no, it's impossible to be shorter. It's a dangerous mission." Tsunade looked at them in a puzzled look. "Well... I thought that he told you that?"
"N-no he didn't tell us that he will go on a dangerous mission and even a long one to." Sakura said while she remembers.
"That stupid bastard Kakashi." Naruto said greeting his teeth.
"Oh man why do we have bad luck at this time?!" Sasuke said stomping.
'Sasuke being more expressing with his feelings not that he will actually do that.' Tsunade thought while drinking her tea. 'W-wait.' Tsunade spitted her tea.
"Master!" Shizune said while going near to her. Tsunade gave sign of hand to stay away. "I'm fine." She said while looking at the three. 'Is it true? Are they hiding it from me? Maybe that's why their looking for Kakashi.' Tsunade put down her tea. "Why are you finding him? You worried."
"Not really Master. It's just that, we need something to do with Kakashi Sensei." Sakura explained.
'I knew it...' Tsunade thought and smiled. "Well... you three must wait. The mission will be a long trip for the Jounins.
"HAI!!" The three of them said together and left.
After they left Shizune was puzzled. "Master, Naruto and Sasuke are acting so strangely." Then Shizune was shock. "Do you think they...?"
"Yes. They did." Tsunade said. "Only Kakashi can break that Jutsu."
"I feel sorry for them, they will be stuck in their different bodies for one or two weeks." Shizune sighed.
"Well, Kakashi always uses Jutsus in very wise decisions." Tsunade smirked. "Maybe those two never get along with each other."
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"Damn you Kakashi..." Naruto said.
Sakura looked at Naruto and sighed. "What should we do now?"
"Don't ask me." Sasuke said.
"One or two weeks? This will be a pain in the but." Naruto said. Sasuke and Sakura stared at Naruto. Naruto noticed. "What?"
"Nothing." Sakura giggled. "You're starting to act really like Naruto."
"Eh?" Naruto said. Sasuke grinned. "O- Of course I need to do it." Naruto pointed his body with a slight pink on his face. "I'm the dickhead Naruto."
Sasuke groaned and Sakura giggled. After a little talk and walking they saw Shikamaru walking with his chuunin vest.
"What's up Chuunin dude!" Sasuke said. Sakura and Naruto glared at Sasuke dangerously. Shikamaru raised a brow.
"Hey... uh... Sasuke! That's my line!!" Naruto said pointing.
Sasuke glared at Naruto and grin. "Oh right, that's yours, bonehead."
Naruto groaned. Shikamaru noticed. "Are you two okay?"
"Their fine right Sasuke, Naruto?" Sakura smiled and glared at the both of them.
"Uh... yeah... I'm cool." Naruto said in a boring voice.
"...Hmph... yeah same as the dope." Sasuke said.
"Okay then," Shikamaru sighed and walked away. "I thought that you two switched body or something. And it will be too troublesome."
"Ulp!" Sasuke gulped. Sakura sweated really badly and Naruto frowned and grunted. Shikamaru stopped and looked back at them. He saw that Sasuke was nervous, also Sakura. But as for Naruto kept his cool. Shikamaru was shocked. "Wait a minute." Shikamaru pointed. "Did you two really..."
Naruto crunched up his fist. Sakura was sweatier than ever. "N-no th-they did not... why did you think of things like th-that Shikamaru?" Sakura explained.
"It's very obvious Sakura, I even know that you're lying to." Shikamaru said.
Sakura sighed. "He's too darn good." Sakura said in a low voice so that Shikamaru won't hear.
'Yes he is smart. But, can we trust him on this?' Naruto thought.
'He is LAZY after all. Maybe... he'll be too lazy to tell the situation here to anyone." Sakura thought just after Naruto thought.
'Oh man I'm starving. I want to go to Ichiraku now.' Sasuke pouted.
"Well?" Shikamaru said. "Are you three just gonna stand there and thinking?"
Sakura and Naruto both stared at Shikamaru, then they stared at each other. Naruto nodded a little and Sakura sighed. "Okay you got it." Sakura rolled her eyes. "They switched bodies."
"Okay." Shikamaru said, he's in the mood to ask right now. 'This is not what you see everyday.' Shikamaru thought and sighed. "Well? Why don't you two switched bodies again?"
"We can't." Naruto groaned.
"We don't know how to switch it. They just woke up in different bodies." Sakura sighed, then looked at Shikamaru in a cutesy face. "Since you're the genius and all can you help them switch back?"
"..." Shikamaru stared at Sasuke and Naruto. Shikamaru sighed. "...No..." Shikamaru turned his back on them and walked away. "I don't know how to do that."
Sakura stared at him. For five second, she was angry. "NO!!" Sakura yelled. "COME BACK YOU LAZY BASTARD!!" Sakura pulled Shikamaru's ponytail.
"Oww!!" Shikamaru closed one eye.
"STOP BEING TO LAZY AND HELP US!!" Sakura yelled. "NOW, HOW CAN YOU PUT THEM BACK TO NORMAL?!"
"I'm being, ow! Honest tru- Ouch! Trust me." Shikamaru said while Sakura still pulling his ponytail.
"YEAH RIGHT! LIKE I WILL TRUST A BONY LAZY BASTARD LIKE YOU!!" Sakura said while raising her fist.
"I'm honest really!!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND TELL HOW TO PUT THEM BACK TO NORMAL!!"
While Sakura and Shikamaru are fighting, Sasuke and Naruto watched. Watching them on the sidelines.
"Hey! Sasuke, you think Sakura really wants us to be back to normal?" Sasuke whispered to Naruto.
"What do you think bonehead?" Naruto glared at Sasuke.
"Hmf!" Sasuke put his nose up in the air and crossed his arms. "I'm just asking."
"TELL US!!" Sakura yelled.
"Look I'm a Shadow expert not a body transfer expert!!" Shikamaru explained.
"...really...?" Sakura asked.
"Yes!! Can you let GO of me now?!" Shikamaru said.
Sakura let go and Shikamaru sighed. He fluffed his Chuunin vest. "I better get going. See ya!"
Naruto took one step. "Hey! You, don't go you lazy bastard."
Shikamaru looked at Naruto. "Why?"
Naruto was thinking. "If you know already that me and Naruto exchanges bodies." Naruto looked at Shikamaru. "We couldn't let you go because you can anyone else."
Shikamaru sighed. "C'mon guys, you told me your secret BECAUSE you BEILIVED me."
"We did that because we think you could help." Sakura said. "But... you can still help. Right Sasuke?"
"Are you talking to me or the real Sasuke?" Sasuke asked.
"OF COURSE THE REAL SASUKE YOU MORON!!" Sakura punched Sasuke's head. "Plus, why will I ASK you anyway?"
Naruto nodded a little. "Well... since you knew already are little secret..."
"C'mon" Shikamaru whined. "You think I say it to all the people in the world if I have a chance?"
The three looked at Shikamaru. "...Yes..."
"Aw man, this is so troublesome." Shikamaru said while whining. "I'll just stay on your way."
"Well..." Sakura thinking of an answer. "You'll just tag along with us."
"Wha?" Shikamaru said without finishing the word. "I'll do that? I need to do training."
"You'll train with us." Sasuke said.
"No." Naruto answered. "I don't wanna train with your body." Naruto pointed.
"So what?" Sasuke said. "I don't want to skip training for ONE or TWO weeks!"
"Hmf!" Naruto frowned.
"I'll tag along with you three for one or two weeks?" Shikamaru said. "I'll have to do that because a heard your little secret? Man, what a drag." Shikamaru sighed.
It was silent for 2 minutes, Sakura decided to talk. "So... what are we gonna do now?"
Nobody answered, Sakura sighed.
Sasuke just thought of something. He closed his eyes. "SHARINGAN!!"
Shikamaru, Sakura and Naruto saw what Sasuke's doing. Sasuke's eyes its red and has three dots on each eyes surrounding it.
"What the?" Naruto asked. "What the hell are you doing with my Sharingan?"
Sasuke grinned, "Well, since you used MY Rasengan, I decided that you will repay me now!"
"Don't tell me... you're gonna..." Sakura asked.
"Yep his gonna do it." Shikamaru answered.
"I'M GONNA MIMICK ALL THE PEOPLE I SEE IN THIS VILLAGE!!" Sasuke put an evil smile on Sasuke's face.
"Oh no you don't" Naruto said while walking forward to Sasuke.
"Aww man..." Sasuke stepped backwards. "You're so selfish Sasuke!!" Sasuke putted out his tongue and ran away.
"Son of a-" Naruto yelled. "GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!" Naruto ran after Sasuke.
"Hey, wait for me Sasuke, I mean Naruto!!" Sakura yelled. "You're coming TOO." Sakura got Shikamaru's arm.
Shikamaru sighed. "This is soooooooo troublesome.
To be cont...
AN: There I made it! I put Shikamaru there because maybe in the future chapter, it will be funny if the lazy bastard is there. :P Please review!!
Next Chapter Teaser: Sasuke rested for a while, then suddenly out of nowhere, Ino showed up. "Oh!! Sasuke!! I missed you so much." Ino hugged Sasuke. Then she looked around. "No sign of Sakura huh?" Ino smiled. "So it's just you and me handsome."