"Let, me, gooooo!!" Sasuke whined, hanged by the tree upside down and trying to untie the rope.
"We can, but, you lost our trust." Sakura put her hands on her hips. "That's what you get for escaping us."
"Look, I don't wanna be inside Sasuke's body. It reeks!!" Sasuke stuck his tongue.
"Yours too, in fact, it smells." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Well... you two better live with it." Shikamaru said.
"In one or two weeks." Sakura added.
"I think I'm not gonna survive in this body full of crap." Sasuke said.
"I just hope that Kakashi Sensei will be here soon." Naruto crossed his arms.
"So you mean that Kakashi Sensei's on a mission?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yup." Sakura replied.
Shikamaru looked serious. "Are you sure that Kakashi Sensei can help you two after when he gets back?"
The three looked at each other. Shikamaru sighed. "Look, if you don't know if he is really gonna bring you two back, there's 50 chance that he'll not." Shikamaru looked up in the skies. "You'll never know. But when he comes back here and knows the jutsu, luck for you two."
"And what happens when he does not know." Sakura asked.
Shikamaru looked back down, to see the bodies that got separated by their real souls. "I...don't know." Sakura's eyes widened. "Kakashi is not a soul transfer expert like Ino's father, so that means that you have lesser chance at believing him..." Shikamaru turned his back to them. "Plus, if Tsunade cannot do it..." Shikamaru sighed. "...Who can...?"
Everyone became silent, Shikamaru glanced back at them. "Well... what are we gonna do now?"
Sakura looked at him then looked at the ground. "Hm..." She said softly. Then a sudden noise came out of nowhere.
Naruto, Sakura and Shikamaru looked at Sasuke, who's still tied on the rope. "Is... that your tummy growling Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Uhm..." Sasuke blushed. "...Not used to see Sasuke so silly?"
"Well... I'm not silly like you bonehead." Naruto snorted.
"Whatever, can we just eat? PLEASE!?" Sasuke begged.
"Stop moving or the rope will cut." Sakura said.
"Okay, okay, but can we all eat!?" Sasuke begged again. "I didn't eat breakfast because this two here are in a hurry. Plus I'll not escape, promise!! I never back down on food when I'm hungry."
"Fine." Sakura sighed. "We'll let you go and eat. But, if you escape again. I swear that we'll hang you in t he tree until there's no blood on your body." Sakura pointed.
"Yippee!!" Sasuke danced while hanged in the tree then it snapped. "Ouch!" Sasuke touched his head.
"Let's go now, I'm hungry to you know." Sakura walked to the path where Ichiraku was. "SHIKAMARU'S TREAT!"
"What?" Shikamaru said. "Who said I'm gonna eat with you three?"
"You're going with us until their back to normal right?" Sakura looked back and winked.
"HAHAHA COME ON SHIKAMARU, YOU'RE THE CHUUNIN HERE." Sasuke laughed.
"Shut up bonehead." Naruto hit Sasuke's head. "Don't you dare be loud in Ichiraku."
"Yeah, okay, I'll not." Sasuke said.
"Hmf." Naruto snorted. 'This is gonna be a pain in the but.' He thought.
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"Alright!!" Sasuke yelled and separated his chopsticks. "Let's- AWAAAAAAAAAAWW!!" Sasuke looked at the bottom of the floor and saw Naruto stepping on his feet on purpose.
The daughter of the owner of Ichiraku stared at Sasuke as if she saw an alien, but smiled. "Haha. You're little friend here is being more expressive."
"Sasuke? Yeah right." Naruto stared at Sasuke as if he's going to kill him afterwards. The owner walked in.
"Naruto! There you are. Where's my pay from yesterday?" The owner demanded.
Sasuke gulped. "Uhm... I have no money, I swear." Sasuke sweated.
Everyone looked at Sasuke. "No SASUKE! He's talking to NARUTO!" Sakura said like putting sense to Sasuke's head.
"Oh... yeah... sorry." Sasuke grinned.
'That's it, I'm gonna KILL you after we switched bodies again.' Naruto had a cold stare at Sasuke.
"Well, Naruto? My PAY." The owner waited.
Naruto looked at his pockets to find money. Then he saw a frog wallet, he saw what's inside of it, he raised a brow. 'Hmf, maybe I'll not kill you anyway, Naruto.' He thought then looked up. "Will this be enough?" He threw the frog wallet to the owner.
'N-noooo' Sasuke thought and his eyes are starting to get teary. 'M-my... money…'
The owner looked at the wallet. His eyes widened. "This is good Naruto, actually, I'll have all the money and I will make all of your meals free." He smiled.
Sasuke gulped again. "Actually, Naruto will no-"
"Okay, you can have all of my money." Naruto smirked. "Looks like I'm the one who's treating us, not Shikamaru."
"Good thing." Shikamaru slurped his noodles.
"Why did you spent ALL my... you're money to treat us?!" Sasuke stood up from his chair.
"Why? It's not yours, it's MINE." Naruto snorted.
Sasuke curled up his lips inside, he clench his fist and it was shaking. 'Sasuke, you little...'
Both at the look at each other like their gonna kill each other after they stare. Naruto sighed. "Like I said again, it's my money, not yours." He looked at his nails.
Shikamaru glanced at the two. Sakura curled her lips. The owner looked at the two like there was something gonna happen.
Sasuke cannot believe what he heard, Naruto, being a bit harsh, it annoys him, his head is as red as a tomato, he bitted his tongue inside of his mouth and tastes blood, he greeted his teeth like he wants to bite something or someone. He closed eyes... then, he opened it again.
"I'M GAY!!" Sasuke yelled very loud. Almost a mile away, it can be heard.
Shikamaru choked while slurping a single noodle slowly. "O-oh my..." Sakura she dropped her chopsticks, she sound like she's about to faint. The owner dropped the uncooked noodles in the floor. Naruto's eyes widened.
Almost all the people who heard it stared at Sasuke, who is not embarrassed, Naruto greeted his teeth. "What the fuck did you said?" He pointed and he can hear gasps at the background.
"I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD OF IT!" Sasuke replied.
"...Good god..." The owner cursed. And can hear gasps in the background.
Sakura fainted; Shikamaru dropped his chopsticks on the ground. The daughter opened her mouth in shock. In the background their are other girls fainting.
"...You're dead asshole..." Naruto said slowly.
"...shit... I went to far..." Sasuke said.
"YOU WENT TO FAR ALRIGHT! AND I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU GET FURTHER!!" Naruto stood up form his sit.
"...Holy shit." Sasuke ran away from Ichiraku. Naruto ran after him.
"This is bad." Shikamaru went to Sakura if she's okay, but still not awake. "Sakura wake up! Sasuke and Naruto are far behind!!" He shakes the body of Sakura. "Damn it..." Shikamaru sighed. "This is too troublesome."
To Be Cont…
AN: Sorry if I put bad words there. Hehe just to make it good and all. I hope you like it! Please review!!
Next Chapter teaser: Many people stared at them, most of them wide eyed. Naruto ran towards Sasuke, so does Sasuke. The Rasengan and the Chidori yelled like hell, most people gasped, most people ran, some people just stayed there to see what's gonna happen.