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Emmett at the Drive-Thru
After our day of "fun" at Wal-Mart, I know I shouldn't have let Emmett drive back to Forks. "Oh, Edward!" He called, trying to look as innocent as possible. "Can I please drive?"
I sighed, gesturing that he could. Luckily we had taken his Jeep, otherwise we could have never fit everyone into the car, seeing as Rose and Alice had run all the way to the store. I was already fed up with everything he'd done so far, and the stupid pudding refused to come off my shoe "Fine, Emmett."
I should have realized something bad was going to happen as soon as Alice started laughing. Leaning over to whisper in Rose's ear, she quickly turned her thoughts into a Russian rendition of "Breakaway". As Rose laughed and started blocking me as well, I knew the normally ten minute ride home would take a lot longer.
"How's everyone doing on hunger levels?" Emmett asked, pulling into a Burger King drive-thru. Turning around in the parking lot, I hoped to God that he was pulling back onto the road.
I was wrong. "Emmett, what are you doing?!" I cried as the car started going backwards at about 81 miles an hour.
"Going to get some food."
"You are hopeless."
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When we finally made our way through the drive-thru correctly, (the employees had yelled at us) Emmett proceeded to be even more of an idiot. Before the person inside could ask, Emmett said, "Hello. May I take your order?"
"…" We were greeted by silence. "Um…no. What will you have?"
"I'll have a nerskek, a medium sdstwesg, and two orders of ooshnos onosrd."
"Sir, I'll need you to speak English please." The poor kid thought Emmett was insane, which I'd have to say it seemed like he was.
Rose slid from her seat on the passenger's side onto Emmett's lap. Ha, this is going to be great. Edward, relax. You need more fun in your life. "Sir, I'll have a bacon cheeseburger, a medium Coke, and two orders of onion rings." Rose was defiantly playing up to her strengths. Her voice alone had caused the boy to drop the money till, and to blush bright red.
Gesturing for his buddies to come to the window and see the 'babe', he said, "That'll be five dollars, even."
Before we could move though, Rose ducked behind her seat, right in front of me, pulled Alice with her, and hid under the seats. "Shush," she hissed at Jasper and I. "Don't look at us, or you'll ruin it." Alice was already laughing, as she saw another vision of the events to come.
We pulled up through the drive-thru, Emmett taking coins from everyone until he had five dollars. Handing it to the guy, he said, "What took you so long? Why couldn't you understand me the first time?"
As Emmett gave him the money and took the bag, I scanned the cashiers thoughts once again. Wow…that's one strange group of people….
Oh, if only you knew.
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AN: Oh, joy!! I've gotten a lot of requests for more Emmett-y goodness, so here it is! There are others to come, including "Emmett at the Mall", "Emmett at the Pool", and "Emmett at the Theme Park".