Well, hello again. I'm working on Letter by Letter and the Finn and Dark Ace cooperating thingy, but seeing as I'm at my friend's house, and I have infected her with Storm Hawks mindworms, she would not let me sleep until I worked on this with her. This is the sequel to Ask Me No Questions, so go read that and then check this out. Oh, and one final warning...

This fic contains graphic language of the femenine nature. If you are not a girl or woman or any kind of female, the authors strongly reccommend you stay away.

And now, without further ado, Alex and Crystal Lit Moon present: April Fools: A Story of Bras, Pranks, and all Things Crazy


Chapter 1: It Began With Hair Dye

He never thought she'd stoop to this level. Sure, she was a fourteen year old, but he always thought she'd be a bit more mature...seeing as she ruled an empire and what not. He sighed and stared into the mirror at his new hair-do.

Pink.

Seriously.

She had an extremely twisted sense of humor.

He moaned and turned the shower on, before undressing and stepping inside. He'd be in here for a while, trying his hardest to get that dreaded pink hair dye out of his scalp. And while he was in there, why not plot revenge?

It had been nearly a month since his little escapade involving Storm Hawks and underwear, (need we say more?). His mind was still a little scarred from the event, and when Cyclonis had found out, it had been absolutely perfect chaos in the palace. The jibes had been coming fast and loose. And today, more than ever, seeing as it was that dreaded date on his calendar: April the First. Oh yes, that's right.

Today was the day for pranks.

And as soon as he got this dreaded color out of his hair, he'd get back at Cyclonis so bad, she'd never touch him again.

That's right.

He, the Dark Ace, was going to show NO. MERCY.