Another Gohan torture fic! I can't get enough of these! –Snicker-

Anyway….Chibi Veggie-kun, care to present that disclaimer?

Chibi Vegeta: Nuh-uh! –Sticks out tongue-

Oh so adorable! Alrighty, so here it is:

I do not in any way own any of the characters or DBZ for that matter. See? I CAN write disclaimers!

Oh, and a little side note. NO BUU, NO SAIYAMAN. I like the gold fighter much better. Thank you!

Diiing! Diiing! THWACK! Crunch! Moaning, sixteen year-old Son Gohan flipped the covers off of his half-bare body, revealing a well toned chest, as well as toned arms. Looking over at his smashed alarm clock, Gohan sighed. 'Mom going to kill me, that's for sure. That's the third alarm this week!' As if on cue, Son Chi-Chi, better known as the Son matriarch, held her handy-dandy frying pan of ultimate saiyan tameness up high. "Son Gohan! How many alarms clocks must you break before we find one strong enough to stop that fist of yours, huh?!" She cried out.

The poor teenager gripped his ears in pain. "Mom, please! It hurtsssss!" He purposely dragged out the 'it hurts' part, since his mother did make the hits with the pan a little lighter. Sighing, Chi-Chi shook her head in defeat. "Better get downstairs before your portable vacuum of a little brother eats your breakfast!" With that, the woman rushed downstairs to give a couple hits on the head if little Goten decided to eat without his Nii-chan. Had to pity the poor soul.

Within a minute of Gohan waking up, the Son boys were at the table, inhaling their food at an inhuman rate. In five minutes, the two boys managed to virtually devour every little crumb on the table. Placing his dozen or so maple syrup covered dishes in the sink, Gohan turned to face his mother, who was still eating at a slow, human pace. "Bye mom, bye Goten!" Gohan yelled before taking to the skies, transformed into a super saiyan.

Reaching Orange Star High School without having to stop at a robbery or anything, Gohan sighed inwardly. There was an ominous aura around the school, and Gohan didn't like it one bit. Walking into the school cautiously, Gohan noticed how quiet the school was when someone was early. Glancing at the his black leather watch (certousy of Bulma), Gohan took notice that he had a good ten minutes before class. Smiling, Gohan walked into his first class, and took a seat beside his first female friend, Erasa.

Smiling, the bubbly girl looked up at Gohan, and grinned with anticipation. "Wow Gohan, you're early for once!"

Looking down at his friend, Gohan smiled. "I am, eh? Eheh…" Rubbing the back of his head, Gohan displayed yet more of his innocence.

Five minutes of Erasa's constant chattering later, a very mad looking Videl Satan entered the class room, followed by Sharpner, who had a face print planted on his face. "Look like Sharpner flirted with Videl again!" The bubbly girl giggled, as Videl and Sharpner propped down beside Erasa.

"He was at it again?" Erasa turned her attention to Videl. As for Videl, who was completely ignoring Erasa, had a strange feeling about today… good thing it was just a strange feeling, right?

As soon as the bell rang and the class quieted down, the teacher, Mr. Koweski, made an announcement that made Gohan literally tremble.

"Now then, class…" He began. "Starting next week, we will go on a month long history and science tour!" This earned multiple groans from students. "We will be travelling to four different places, spending a week there each! First will be Satan Manor," The teens all perked up, getting to actually 'live' at the Satan Manor for a week will be amazing! "Followed by a week at Capsule Corporation," The class erupted in cheers, as Gohan moaned. "Followed by a week where the very Son Goku lives," this made Gohan really moan, which suprisingly went unnoticed by Videl. "We will then top off the journey with a stay at the Ox King's palace!" Gohan wanted to cry. For three weeks he'd have the chance of having his secrets uncovered. The next bit of news didn't help that situation at all, either.

"As well, you are allowed to bring four family members and/or friends with you!" Gohan didn't exactly perk up with this new bout of information. Knowing his mother, he would have to bring Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, and Mirai Trunks along for the ride.

Surprisingly enough, the rest of the day went uneventful. Gohan tried to keep his spirits up, but it was hard. When he got home, however, that was an entirely different story…

"Uh, mom? I'm home!" Gohan's voice was down with the lack of his usual enthusiasm, but ChiChi either didn't notice or didn't care. Probably the former. "How was your day, sweetie?" She called from the kitchen, humming a little tune to herself as she continued on cleaning the dishes from the morning's supper.

"Um, well… there's a month long history and science trip, and… my class is going. We're going to Capsule Corp., um… Grandpa's castle, here, and um… Satan Mansion." He cringed, ready to hear and feel the pound of metal against his head.

He waited,

And waited.

Cracking open one eye, the teenager found his mother reading the five permission slips that Gohan brought home. Smiling, she telephoned Bulma. Gohan's worst suspicions were confirmed.

"Moshi moshi, Brief's residence!" Bulma called.

"Bulma, I was wondering…" The talk between the two women continued on for an hour before Chi-Chi finally hung up the phone and turned to her son.

"Well now, Gohan! You will have to go with Mirai, Vegeta, Trunks and your brother." Chi-Chi told the boy as she signed the five permission slips and handed them back to Gohan. Gohan sighed. This was going to be one loooong month…'