Chapter 4
Evilfangirl: HIYA!!!! I hope that everyone had a good holiday!!!!!!And a happy New YearSorry if you're not in the same time zone as me or don't celebrate things like Christmas) But to the people who do HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Sasuke: Could you be any louder?
Evilfangirl: Yes.
Sasuke:…..
Evilfangirl: Looks like some ones grumpy… What didn't get anything from Santa?
Sasuke:…
Evilfangirl: Sasuke do the disenclamer.
Sasuke: Why? You do it.
Evilfangirl: Do it or I'll bring in Sakura and mistletoes for you to. She'll be all over you then.
Sasuke: -Sigh- Evilfangirl does not own Naruto. Thank Kamigod)
Evilfangirl: Oh and sorry if Sasuke seems a little OOC. I tried to keep him as close to character as possible.
( Translation notes will be but into parenthesis)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Authors Notes
It was early morning and for once Nyoko had dragged her lazy self out of bed and went out to the forest to train. She was cutting a log into shreds when she heard a voice behind her.
"What are you doing up so early? Sometimes you're even later that Kakashi." The mysterious voice said. She turned around to great them, only to see Sasuke.
"I know, odd isn't it? Usually I sleep like a log." She said to herself more than anybody else.
"Spar with me." Sasuke said as he walked up to her.
"OK. But no weapons or jutsus." She reminded him. She still remembered the last time that they had fought. She still had some burn marks from when Sasuke used 'Katon Gokaku no Jutsu'3( the fireball) on her.
"Fine, I'll beet you either way. " Sasuke boasted with a smirk.
"We'll see about that." Nyoko challenged with a smirk.
And like that they were at it again. Sasuke and Nyoko would constantly challenge each other to fights and they would usually end with Sasuke winning. Just like with Naruto and Sasuke, they would always bicker and fight. But at the end of the day, they were still friends.
The fight started off with Nyoko trying to kick Sasuke right where the sun don't shine, but he caught her ankle with ease.
"That's not very nice." He taunted smirking yet again.
"Shut up Sasuke! I'm going to wipe that smirk off of your face!" She yelled back trying to punch him but he caught her wrist with his other hand. She tried for another punch but Sasuke let her go and they both jumped away from each other.
"I'd like to see you try." He challenged.
They both simultaneously ran towards each other and aimed a punch. Both blocked the hits by grabbing the others balled fist in their free palm.
"You've improved." Sasuke complemented." But is it enough to beat me?" He teased.
"We'll see wont we?" She responded.
Sasuke would never use his full strength on her, but for him it was a good way to tease her and a good warm up. Nyoko knew this but she still tried to kick the Uchiha's butt. Usually getting her own ass kicked. Their sparing match soon turned into wrestling. They both fell on the ground but both being as stubborn as they were, weren't about to give up any time soon. One second Sasuke had Nyoko pinned to the ground but they with a sudden burst of energy Nyoko would be winning. There was a sudden snap of a twig and they both looked over to see…KAKASHI!
"Kakashi –sensei?" Nyoko said. "What are you doing here you're never on time?"
"Never you mind that…Sasuke am I going to have to keep you away from Nyoko?" He teased.
They both looked at each other and at the position that they were in. Sasuke stood up trying to keep his cool. Nyoko on the other hand was angry.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!" She yelled disgusted." We were WRESTELING! And I was about to win!"
Sasuke scoffed at her. "Yeah, right." He muttered.
"You're lucky that Kakashi-sensei cam because if he didn't you would be minced meat by now! Cower in fear of my AWSOME ninja skills!" she yelled at him, receiving a few odd looks.
"Are you ok in the head? Did you take your medication?" He teased.
"You are so dead." She threatened.
"You're right I'm SO scared of your amazing ninja skills." He mocked.
"You should be!" she responded causing Sasuke to chuckle. "Hey, where did Kakashi-sensei go?"
"With your amazing ninja skills, didn't you notice that he had left already? Or were you just bluffing about them?" He asked.
Nyoko glared at Sasuke and he smirked, ticking her off. She then tackled Sasuke knocking them both to the ground.
Then they heard a voice. "Sasuke-kun!" Sakura called to him. "Nyoko what are you doing to him?! Are you OK Sasuke-kun?"
"Hn." Was all that he said to acknowledge her.
Then Naruto appeared from out of the bushes. "Konichiwa mina (Hello everyone)!" He said with a smile.
Nyoko let go of Sasuke and glomped Naruto. "Hi Naruto-baka (Naruto-idiot)!" She said with a smile.
"Oi (hey)! Who's the idiot here?" He asked.
"Both of you." Sasuke answered for Nyoko, receiving pathetic glares from the both of them.
"Hey has anyone seen Tenten or Neji? Hinata said that she hasn't seen either of them for a while and she's beginning to get worried." Sakura said trying to start up a conversation.
"Nyoko, you did let Neji go and give Tenten her stuff back…right?" Naruto asked her.
"Uh….maybe…." She said rubbing the back of her head nervously.
"Baka." Sasuke muttered amazed by her stupidity.
"Hey Sasuke, Naruto, come with me." She said.
"Why would we want to come and get killed by Tenten?" Naruto asked.
"…'cuz…" she responded.
"That's all you have?" Naruto asked sweetdroping by her lame reason.
"Come on…I need some, big strong men, to protect little old me." She said pathetically causing both boys to sweetdrop.
"You just want us to come so you don't have to face Tenten alone." Naruto said.
"Yes." She agreed hanging her head in defeat."Please! You're my teammates were supposed to help each other." She pleaded.
"Yeah and your supposed to be a ninja. You should be able to face anything." Sasuke responded.
"For once I agree with Sasuke-teme." Naruto said.
"PLEASE!" she pleaded and then her devious little mind came up with an idea. "Naruto I'll treat you to a bowl of ramen. Sasuke I'll think of a plan to help you get rid of your fan girls." She proposed.
Naruto gave in quickly. "OK!"
Sasuke took a minute to weigh his options. "Fine." He finally agreed.
"Yes!" She yelled triumphantly pumping her fist into the air.
Sasuke sighed. 'What have I gotten myself into?' He thought to himself.
"We'll be back soon Sakura. Ja'ne (something like 'see ya')." She said as she grabbed both boys wrist and then she speed of towards her apartment with them behind her. When they got there, Nyoko grabbed a box of miscellaneous items (Tenten's stuff) and they went towards Tenten's apartment.
"I say that we drop everything of f, and ring the door bell. Then, we run off as fast as we can towards Neji…" Naruto started saying but was then cut off by Nyoko.
"No, Naruto I have a plan…I'm going to talk to Tenten…" She said.
"You're going to talk to her?! Do you have a death wish or something?!"Naruto yelled.
"Naruto, when I pull these pranks don't you think that I think up of a way to get out of trouble first? That's the only reason that I'm not in jail yet." Nyoko said.
"Then why are we here?" Naruto asked.
"Incase it doesn't work." She said simply.
They arrived at Tenten's door. And Nyoko told them her plan. Naruto knocked on her door as Nyoko hid behind him so Tenten wouldn't see her. The door cracked open and Tenten peered outside through it.
"Naruto…Sasuke?" She asked.
"Hey Tenten." Naruto smiled at her. "Have you seen Neji?"
"You can't find him?" She asked worry laced in with her voice.
"No, he's not anywhere and Hinata's stating to get worried." Sasuke said.
Then Nyoko walked forward and stood in front of Tenten. "I think that I may know where he is." She said.
"NYOKO!" Tenten roared.
"Before you kill me I have a proposition." She said very business like.
"What is it?" She asked, wondering why she would be stupid enough to come, she wouldn't unless she had a good reason.
Nyoko smiled. "It's my plan, to get you a man." (XP That Rhymes)
"What?" Tenten asked blushing.
"I'll tell you if you promise NOT to kill me. And let me inside." She bargained.
"You have five minutes." Tenten said letting her in.
Naruto and Sasuke weighted outside for them.
'This is SO worth a bowl of ramen!' Naruto thought to himself.
'This is stupid I could be training instead. Why did I agree to do this? Oh well, at least I'm not around Sakura.' Sasuke thought to himself as he played with a kuni. (Don't try this at home children; there what you call professionals XD)
Inside of Tenten's house Nyoko gave her back her stuff and Tenten quickly changed into her regular clothing.
"So why did you come here?" the weapons mistress asked.
"Well to start off, a little birdie told me that you like Neji…" She started but then Tenten yelled at her.
"Not only do did you steel my diary you read it too!" She yelled.
"I didn't read it I just noticed that you seem the pay more attention to things when ever Neji is mentioned. And that you always seem to watch him." Nyoko said causing Tenten to blush. "Anyway listen to me very carefully, and do exactly as I say and by the end of the day you should have Neji."
A little while later both girls came out of the apartment.
"Now do just as I told you." Nyoko said.
"Yes, you do know that I'm still angry at you. But, if this works then I MIGHT not kill you." Tenten said.
"Good. Oh, Sasuke and Naruto had nothing to do with it, so if it doesn't work do go and kill them." The black haired kunoichi said before they left.
'She actually got all three of us out of trouble after what she did to Tenten…note to self, never get onto Nyoko's bad side.' Sasuke thought as the three of them went back to Team 7's training sight.
When they arrived they saw Sakura looking over the bridge's railing at the water, while Kakashi was reading his ever present Ichi Ichi Paradise book.
"You're late." The silver haired Jonin said not even looking up from his book.
"And you're reading THAT book again! Put it away!" Nyoko yelled at him.
Kakashi sighed and turned the page of his book. "Let's begin training." He said. He put them into teams so they could practice their hand to hand combat. Naruto were on one side of the field and to Sakura's great displeasure Sasuke and Nyoko were on the other. After a while Naruto won the battle surprisingly and they sat down to watch Sasuke and Nyoko.
Sasuke sent a kick aimed at Nyoko's stomach but she jumped up out of his reach. She though kuni, senbon, and shuriken down at Sasuke. They hit their mark but then 'Sasuke' turned into a log.
'Art of substitution!' Nyoko thought but then saw that Sasuke had thrown a kuni at her. She turned her body so that instead of hitting her it only grazed her shoulder. When she landed on the ground she winced a little. Sasuke then appeared behind Nyoko and held a kuni to her neck.
"I win." Sasuke whispered in her ear. But then she disappeared into a puff of smoke. "Kuso (darn)" 'Kagabushin no jutsu' (Shadow clone) He thought as he looked around to find her.
"This time I'll beat you for sure!" She yelled out to him as she aimed another hand full of senbon at him. But Sasuke quickly jumped out of harms way, and the senbon embedded themselves in the ground where Sasuke was a second ago. They ran toward each other and aimed punches and kicks. Finally, Sasuke landed a blow and kicked Nyoko in the stomach sending her flying back into a tree trunk. Sasuke then disappeared and reappeared in front of her holding a kuni up to her neck.
Sasuke smirked as Nyoko growled. "Fine you win." She said in defeat. "Now get that thing away from me." She said referring to the kuni. "I don't like having sharp and dangerous objects close to my neck." She said and Sasuke removed the kuni walking away.
"Go Sasuke!" Sakura called to him.
Naruto came running up to Nyoko. "You ok?" He asked.
"Yeah." Nyoko said rubbing her stomach. "Do you have to kick so hard?" Nyoko called out to Sasuke but he just smirked again and grabbed all of his kuni that he had used during the fight. She began doing the same thing.
"That concludes training for today. Ja. (Something like see you)"Kakashi said as he disappeared.
"Darn I thought that I would win this time!" Nyoko muttered to herself. She then ran and glomped Sasuke causing him to stager forward a few steps.
"Nani? (What)" He asked her.
"You may have won this time, but earlier this morning neither of us won. I challenge you to a rematch!" Nyoko said smirking.
'She always was a sore looser.' Sasuke thought. "Fine then." Sasuke said as she let go of him and they both got into fighting stances.
"You have disgraced my people. Now we will fight. I will defeat you!" She said in a very dramatic voice. (LOL Like the ninja in the old black and white movies.) Sakura left, and so did Naruto after Nyoko gave him some money so he could go buy ramen. They fought for hours before Sasuke finally pinned her down and Nyoko admitted defeat. They lied on their backs, too tiered to move. It was now night and they looked up at the black sky. Their only source of light was the silver moon and the brilliant stars.
After a while Nyoko said "When I can move again…I'm going to beat you."
"Will you ever learn?" Sasuke mocked.
"No." She answered. Then they both began to get some feeling back in their arms and legs. When they stood up she stated, "I will beat you, but not now, now I'm tired…and hungry."
"Just like you to be thinking about food at a time like this." Sasuke sighed.
They walked off of the field and went their separate ways. When Nyoko got home an evil plan was forming in her head. Tomorrow was going to be full of chaos.
"Oh, how I love controlled chaos." She said to herself as she fell asleep.
Evilfangirl: So what do you guys think?
Sasuke: Why am I so OOC?
Evilfangirl: At least I didn't put you into a chicken costume and have you sing the Barny song.
Sasuke: O.o
Evilfangirl: Ok! I need to know who to do next. Sorry that this Chapter was a filler. So I need everyone to review and tell me what character to terrorize next :3SO CLICK THE REVIEW BUTTON!!!! IF YOU DO THEN I'LL GIVE YOU POCKY!!!!! Oh and when you do review please give me some ideas if you can. Ideas on who you want and what Nyoko should do to them! :3