Chapter 5
( by the way I'm going to change the name because I cant think of 10 ways to annoy each Naruto character without it getting repetitive so I'm just going to come up with the best ways that I can .)
Evilfangirl: HOLA!!!!(Read above VERY important!)
Sasuke:…freak…
Evilfangirl: Careful Sasuke. I can call your fangirl's here and have them on you faster that you think.
Sasuke: I'll be out of Konoha by then.
Evilfangirl: Nope! Ever hear of INSTANT messaging?
Sasuke: …sht
Evilfangirl: So be nice.
Sasuke: I will not kill Evilfangirl. I will not kill Evilfangirl…
Evilfangirl: …don't worry you'll get to take your anger out whispers plan
-A few minutes later-
Sasuke and Evilfangirl walking towards fangirl's with bazookas and a nuke.
Evilfangirl: Before I forget…I don't own Naruto… ON WITH THE STORY!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Author's stupid unimportant comments :D)
Recap---
They walked off of the field and went their separate ways. When Nyoko got home an evil plan was forming in her head. Tomorrow was going to be full of chaos.
"Oh, how I love controlled chaos." She said to herself as she fell asleep.
Back to the story…again! ---
Early next morning, Nyoko woke up grabbed a few miscellaneous items and bolted out the door.
When she reached her destination she furiously knocked on the door and weighted for him (not telling who .) to answer. She quickly got fed with weighting up and used her ninja powers to climb up the tree next to his bedroom window, then carefully and silently snuck in. That was, until she tripped over the curtains and fell loudly knocking some books and scrolls off of the desk. Then the sleeping boy jolted up from his bead holding a kuni threateningly.
"That the?! Nyoko!?" He yelled.
"HOLA Emo Muffin!" She yelled as she rubbed the back of her head nervously.
"I told you not to call me that. And what are you doing in my house?" he demanded. 'I thought you were another one of my fangirl's.' He thought to himself.
Yup, you guessed it Nyoko was in the house of Konoha's heartthrob, Uchiha Sasuke and calling him an Emo Muffin. (Me: XD Sasuke ish an Emo Muffin and Emo Elmo- SasukeWTH!?)
"Well you see, it all started when the hot wheals cars started to attack me along with the cookie monster…" Nyoko started 'explaining' just to get on Sasuke's nerves.
He sighed before getting out of bed and walking over to her picking up everything that she had dropped in her brilliant entry.
"Why are you really here?" He asked looking towards her.
"Keeping my promise! I told you that I would help you get back at your fangirl's so I came to get you. I knocked on the door but you didn't answer." She said picking up the rest of the stuff.
"So you came through my window?"
"Well it's not my fault that you're a heavy sleeper…"
"Who could sleep through THAT?" He asked referring to her falling.
"Well I wasn't supposed to fall…I was gonna come in and use this bull horn to wake you up." She sad smiling and holding up an air horn.
Sighing Sasuke got up and walked over to his closet to find some clothes. Most guys sleep in only there boxers)
Nyoko then found herself staring at Sasuke when his back was turned. 'Wow' was all that she could think.
"Like what you see?" Sasuke asked as he turned around to face her.
"Don't be so full of yourself." She replied blushing only slightly as Sasuke pulled a shirt over his head.
A few minutes later Sasuke walked up to her. "So, what's your brilliant plan? Does it involve you seeking through windows of any sort? If so I think it safer if we don't." Sasuke said smirking as he leaned on the wall.
"NO." She said blushing. Quickly she told Sasuke her plan and they got to work. They were planning on targeting the two biggest fangirls, Ino and Sakura.
They set off targeting Sakura first. Using there ninja powers they snuck into her house through her door. Only after Sasuke insisted that they don't go through the window. When they entered her room they saw that it was basically a Sasuke shrine. Both of there eyes twitched.
"That's disturbing on so many levels." Was all that Nyoko said, Sasuke nodded in agreement. Quickly they set to work. A short time later, they finished and made there way to Ino's, sabotaging the blond. After word they went back to Nami's apartment which was closest to them. They got inside to eat some well disserved breakfast. (Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal - cereal and milk! Sasuke - -
A little while later they heard the unmistakable roar of Ino and Sakura. This was followed by them pounding on the door.
"Should we open the door?" Sasuke asked.
"Let's get a look at Sakura's and Ino's makeovers. It's the least we can do. But, remember the rest of the plan." Nami warned.
When they didn't open the door Sakura did by using her strength. When it was down they saw Nyoko backed up against the wall and Sasuke standing right in front of her with there arms wrapped around each other and then they kissed. It was cur short by Sakura and Ino yelling.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke and Nyoko turned there heads to see them both. Sakura's hair had been died blond and Ino's bubblegum pink.
"Nice hair." Nyoko commented with a smirk, laying hr head against Sasuke's chest.
They both stormed out of the house after Sasuke gave them an icy glare. When they left Nami quickly fixed the door and started bursting with laughter.
Sasuke smirked. "You know, a lot of fangirls are going to be after your head."
"I know, but it was worth it! Sakura's faced was perfect!" She said going into a fit of giggles again. But this time she fell on the floor holding her sides from laughter.
"We should go to training; Kakashi-sensei is probably there already." Sasuke said walking over to the door.
"Ha! I wonder what everyone will think of Sakura and Ino's new hair style." Nami said as she locked the door after them and they made there way to the training grounds.
When they got there Nami waved at Naruto and they looked around to see that Kakashi-sensei was not there, nor was Sakura.
"Hey, has anyone seen Sakura-chan? She's usually here by this time." Naruto asked.
"HA! Just weight till you see what we did." Nyoko boasted.
"What?" Naruto asked hurriedly.
"Now, now. Wouldn't want to spoil the surprise." She said.
"Oh, what did you do Nyoko-chan?" Naruto asked.
"You'll see. Oh but it couldn't have worked with out Sasuke's help. That was priceless!" She said laughing.
"Sasuke-teme helped you with one of your plans?!" Naruto said surprised.
"Hn." He said while leaning against a tree. "She woke me up this morning and dragged me into it."
"OY! You agreed to it." She yelled pointing an accusing finger at him.
"And you'll probably be killed for what you did."He huffed.
"But it was worth it."
Naruto looked between them and whined asking them to tell him what they had done.
A while later Kakashi-sensei came.
"Yo." He said while giving a little wave. A few seconds later he asked, "Where is Sakura?"
"Probably with Ino to get all of Sasuke's fangirls together so they can come and kill me." Nyoko said smiling.
He sighed. "What did you do THIS time?"
"You'll have to weight and see. When they come and try to kill me, I want you guys to hold them back. I'm thinking that Suna will be far enough away from them." She said.
"That bad huh?"
"You have no idea." Sasuke mumbled.
"Until then, why don't we begin training?" Nyoko suggested.
Kakashi split them up pairing Naruto and Nyoko to fight while the winner would fight Sasuke.
Nyoko won the match and started fighting Sasuke. Naruto stood on the sidelines cheering her on. Then when Sasuke won and had her pinned to a tree they heard a distant rumbling.
"What is that?" Naruto asked looking at the sky. "There are no clouds so it can't be thunder…"
"I know what that is…fangirl's." Nyoko whispered. (Me-DUN DUN DUNNN! Sasuke- Freak.)
Said fangirls then burst through the foliage and into the clearing to see Nyoko and Sasuke so close together.
"Sakura what did you do to your hair?!" Naruto asked when he saw her now golden locks.
"There she is!" One of them screamed. "Hey get away from my Sasuke-kun!" She added causing Nyoko and Sasuke to sweatdrop.
"What exactly did they do?" Naruto asked.
"She died my hair BLOND!" Sakura yelled.
"And mine PINK!" Ino yelled.
"And she kissed Sasuke-kun!" They both yelled.
Naruto's and Kakashi's eyes/eye widened. 'She did what?! 'They both thought.'
Nyoko rolled her eyes. "Sasuke-kun this. Sasuke-kun that. Get a life! He doesn't like you! Why don't you get that through your thick skulls? He doesn't belong to you. What's so special about him anyway?!" She demanded.
"Then why did you kiss him?" Naruto asked.
"I thought that it would be funny to see there reactions." She replied shrugging.
"The fact of the matter is that, Sasuke's not for you. Go after some other boy that will actually love you back." She said walking towards them.
A few seconds later they walked away. Then the clearing was empty of all Sasuke fangirls.
"I never thought that it would happen…" Sasuke started.
"What? That Nyoko would kiss you? I thought that she would rather eat her own foot." Naruto said.
"Dobe." Sasuke muttered.
"Oh come off it Naruto. I only did it to help get rid of his fangirls."She said turning away from them. 'Even thought he is a good kisser…' She thought too herself.
'HA! Imagine them dating! Sasuke's fangirls would kill Nyoko! And that would NEVER happen! Right?' Naruto thought to himself.
"Well that'll conclude training for today. Tomorrow you guys have the day off." Kakashi said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
"So…you guys wan'na go get some ramen? I'm starving!" She asked both boys.
Naruto quickly nodded his head exited. ( :L drool…ramen)
Sasuke shrugged and went along with them. When they got to the ramen shop they sat down and ordered their food.
"I don't care what you say Naruto, but I'm not paying the bill." Nyoko said after seeing the tower of ramen Naruto had eaten and how he was still buying more.
"Awww come on Nyoko-chan! Please! I'll pay you back." Naruto said.
"You still haven't paid me back from last time." She countered.
Naruto pouted and didn't even bother to ask Sasuke, because he knew that he wouldn't. A little while later they left the ramen stand.
"Hey, you guys want to go to the park?" Nyoko asked.
"Aren't we a little old for that?" Sasuke mumbled.
"NOPE!" She said smiling as she grabbed both of their hands and dragged them to the biggest park in Konoha.
When they got there Nyoko ran and began climbing the slide backwards without using her ninja powers. She got about halfway up before sliding back down and having to start up again. Sasuke and Naruto watched her for a minute before Naruto got on the slide next to her and tried to do the same thing. Sasuke sighed as he sat on the park bench and watched their futile attempts. (Me- the Slide is mightier than the pen or sword. XP)
Sasuke watched the both of them play from the bench. 'Maby this day wasn't so bad.' He thought to himself.
(Me- Sorry but I don't see Sasuke playing on the play ground…or at least not yet.)
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Evilfangirl: Hope you liked it .
Sasuke: Hn
Evilfangirl: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue
Sasuke: Hn.
Evilfangirl: -- Quit it or I'll call the fangirls!
Sasuke: …I hate you.
Evilfangirl: squirts with water Bad Sasuke, bad.
Sasuke: Now you stop!
Evilfangirl:squirts again
Sasuke glares
Evilfangirl: Please review and you get…to spray Sasuke with the sprayer thingy It's fun!
Sasuke: glares I'll get you for this….mark my words I will have my revenge!
Evilfangirl: O.o