Chap6--

Evilfangirl: sitting in EMO corner with cookies and rocking out to music

Sasuke: O.o what are you doing?

Evilfangirl: …I don't know…LET"S SING THE DOOM SONG! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM…

Sasuke…It's better than Sakura and Ino…

Evilfangirl: Let's both sing to my iPod songs!

Sasuke: No.

Evilfangirl: Aww! At least listen to it.

Sasuke: listens to music O.o Killswitch Engage…so different than what I would have expected from you.

Evilfangirl: rocks out

Sasuke:sigh I'll do the disenclaimer…Evilfangirl doesn't own Naruto…if she ever did all hell would break loose…

Evilfangirl: Oblivious to everything and looking like an idiot while playing the air guitar

"Talking"

'Thinking'

(My stupid interventions)

Daybreak came, and signaled the start of the day for many people inside of Konoha who had to get up and open shop. By this time though one shinobi was already up and training, Uchiha Sasuke. He viciously punched and kicked at sand bag until it split opened. Ignoring the now broken bag, he walked over to a wooden post and continued to beat at that. A few hours later, Naruto showed up.

"Oy! Sasuke, what did you do to the punching bag?!" He yelled at his team mate.

Sasuke replied with only an "Hn." Before resuming his training.

Naruto sat down on the ground waited for Sakura, Nyoko and Kakashi to arrive. Soon after, Sakura entered the field.

"Good morning Sasuke-kun!" She sang. Sasuke just ignored her and sat down underneath a tree to rest.

Sakura tried to flirt with Sasuke ending with him ignoring her even more and Sakura taking her anger out on Naruto.

When Kakashi finally rived he was about to start training but there was just one problem. They were missing one member of there team, Nyoko.

"…where is…" He started.

"Not here yet." They answered before he could finish.



Kakashi sighed. "And she complains about me being late." He mumbled. "Sasuke would you go and get her so we can start training." Kakashi asked.

He silently got up before turning to exit the training grounds and heading for Nyoko's house.

When he got there he didn't bother to knock on the door. That woman could sleep through ANYTHING! So he made his way to the back of her house and focused chakra to the souls of his feat and climbed up the wall. When he reached her window he broke in and hoped inside.

'This seems familiar.' He thought to himself. (Like when she snuck into his house to wake him up)

Next to him Nyoko laid on the bed asleep. He reached an arm out to try and shake her awake. She mumbled something and rolled over to face him. He tried again.

Then he heard her mutter, 'mmm…Sasuke…' before turning around again. Sasuke stood in shock for a second before shaking it off.

This time he walked over to her door and walked downstairs into her kitchen. Soon after he came back up stairs holding a chocolate bar. He unwrapped it and held the sweet candy in front of her nose. She sniffed once and then jolted awake.

When she woke she said only one word, "Food." And turned to look at Sasuke, or rather the chocolate he held.

"I thought that you didn't like sweets." She wondered.

"It's to wake you up." He stated.

"Well it worked. So…you gonna eat that?"

He sighed before giving her the candy which she happily ate." Why are you here?"

"Kakashi sent me to wake you."

"What time is it?" She asked herself before turning to look at the clock. "Guess I over slept a little."

He sighed again. "Just get up so we can go." He said before turning to exit her room, allowing her to change.

'Sasuke seems a little crankier than usual. And that's saying something.' She thought before changing and going about her morning routine. In a matter of minuets she was done and went downstairs to find Sasuke. He was sitting on her sofa with his head resting on his hands (Sasuke EMO pose O.o)

"Sasuke?" He She asked uncertainly. Without saying a word he got up and began walking to the training fields. Nyoko quickly grabbed a muffin on the counter before following him.

When they got there Naruto and Sakura were already warmed up. "Now that we're all here," Kakashi said talking more to Nyoko than anyone else; she rolled her eyes at him before he continued. "Let's begin our mission."

"YES!" Naruto yelled. "So what are we going to do today? Save princes? Fight some notorious enemy ninja?" He said excitedly in anticipation.

"Not exactly, we have to deliver a message to a neighboring village." He said as he began walking towards the village gates. Naruto pouted.



"Hey at least it's better than having to do a D rank mission like having to go and find someone's cat." Nyoko said as she began to follow Kakashi-sensei.

Naruto then began to talk to Sakura resulting in her waking him over the head after he used a really cheesy pick up line on her. Something like, if I were to re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. (Me-XD Sasuke-Dobe)

Nyoko walked next to Sasuke who was being silent as usual. As they walked behind everyone else Nyoko kept on glancing at Sasuke. 'He seems even more moody than usual…I think that he's PMSing.' She thought to herself.

"What is it Nyoko-chan?" Sasuke asked her snapping her out of her trance.

"Wha?" She asked.

"You've been staring at me for a while."

"I have?"

He stopped for a second and looked at her. "What is it?"

"…I was just thinking that, it seems like something is really bothering you."

He didn't say anything.

"Sasuke, you can talk to me. Tell me, what is it?"

"…It's nothing." For the rest of the trip he wouldn't say anything else. They reached the village and delivered the scroll to the daimio. Soon after, Naruto began to whine about being hungry.

"Dobe." Sasuke mumbled.

"I'm hungry too. Why don't we stop and eat before heading back to Konoha?" Nyoko suggested to Kakashi.

He shrugged. "Go and find a place to eat, well meet back here in two hours." He said before he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Show off." Naruto muttered. "Hey why don't we go and look for someplace to eat together Sakura?" Naruto asked her.

"NO!" She yelled back before resting her eyes on Sasuke and walking towards him. "Hey, Sasuke-kun, why don't we go and find someplace to eat?" She asked blushing.

"No." He answered as he turned around and began walking in one direction.

"Oi, Naruto, I think I saw a ramen shop. I think you might like to go there." Nyoko said to the blond headed ninja.

Naruto eagerly nodded his head excitedly.

"Sasuke, wanna come to?" She asked him before he exited the clearing." There's bound to be another restaurant that you can go to since you don't really like ramen."

He hesitated before turning around and walking back towards them as if saying 'sure'.

"Sakura…" Nyoko started. "You coming?" She asked.



Sakura glared at her fuming with anger, "No." She said before storming off.

Nyoko shrugged. "Come on." She said before grabbing both of the boy's arms and dragging them around.

They reached the center of the town and Nyoko began walking down the main street dragging both boys behind her. She let go of there arms began to look around for a place to eat.

"Why don't we eat here?" Sasuke finally said as he stopped Nyoko and stood in front of a restaurant.

"Sure why not? What do you think Naruto?"

"Ramen would be better." He argued as he eyed a ramen bar a few stores down.

Sasuke sighed. "Then go get ramen. I'll eat here." He said before turning to there female companion wondering where she would eat.

"I'll eat here to." She said smiling at Naruto.

He shrugged and walked off as Sasuke and Nyoko entered the restaurant.

They sat down and ordered. As they waited for there food Sasuke looked out of the window deep in thought.

"What are you thinking about?" Nyoko asked as she leaned forward propping her elbows up on the table and resting her head in her hands.

Sasuke sighed "Nothing of importance."

Nyoko rolled her eyes. "Oh come on. Something's been bothering you all day, what is it?"

He sighed but didn't answer.

"Uchiha Sasuke are you going to tell me or not?" She asked much like when a mother would scold their child.

He smirked.

"What's so funny?" She demanded.

"It's funny when you try to be serious." He said as he leaned forward and mimicked Nyoko's position.

She glared at him with as much intensity as she could manage. This wasn't much, and just caused Sasuke's smirk to grow wider.

"Please tell me, it worries me." She pleaded.

He sighed again. "Today is the anniversary of the Uchiha massacre." He said before breaking eye contact with Nyoko.

"Sasuke…" She started but was the cut off by their waitress.

"Here is your food." Waitress said as she gave Nyoko her food. She leaned far across the table to give Sasuke his food and winked at him. He just rolled his eyes at her. "Are you two on a date?" She asked as she glared at Nyoko.

"No." Sasuke said. This seamed to make her a lot happier.



"Oh, well then you know later you and I can go on a date." She offered Sasuke.

"Not interested." He said before she could say anything else.

Her expression saddened. "Well let me know if you change your mind." She said before turning around to wait on another table.

Nyoko giggled.

"What's so funny?" He asked.

"Just the way girls keep on throwing themselves at you and they use the same terrible flirting skills." She said before taking a bit of her food.

"It's not funny, it's just annoying." He said before he began eating.

"You know I've never seen you flirt with a girl before. Why is that?"

"Are you implying something?"

"Just an observation of mine."

"These girls don't care about me. They barely know me. They only care because they think that I'm hot."

"Exactly. So I'm wondering, because girls are annoying to you …"

"Stop right there. I don't flirt with many girls because they don't care about anything but looks and such. And the one girl I do like doesn't like me back." He said.

"Who do you like?!" She asked excitedly.

"For get it, I'm not telling you."

"Awww, why not?"

He didn't answer.

"Please."

"No."

When they finished Sasuke paid, much to Nyoko's objection, and went to meet up with the rest of team 7.

They were there first and decided to sit underneath the trees as they waited for everyone else.

"I have another question."

"What is this twenty questions?" The raven haired ninja asked.

"Aww come on." She pleaded.

"Fine what?"

"Your hair. Why does it look like that?"



"What do you mean?"

"It spikes up in the back. Do you put gel in it or something?" She asked as she looked at his hair.

"No it naturally does that."

"So you've always had duck-butt hair?"

"What?"

If you look at it from the side it looks like a ducks ass."

Sasuke's eye twitched. "You think?"

"Don't get me wrong, I love your hair, I just don't think that it's natural." She said as she circled him observing all angles of his hair. Finally, she sat down in front of him.

He smiled faintly at her interest at the nature of his hair. Then he grabbed her wrist and put her hand in his hair. "See? No gel."

Nyoko ran her fingers through his hair and smiled. "You have very soft hair." She breathed.

Sasuke closed his eyes enjoying the feeling of her hands in his hair. (O.o)

Suddenly, the bushes behind them began to rustle and the both turned to look at them. Nyoko drew her kuni and threw it at the bushes.

"OW! Are you trying to kill me?!" Naruto shouted. "Who threw that at me?! I bet it was you teme!" He yelled.

"That was me Naruto. Sorry, it's instinct by now." Nyoko apologized to the blond.

"Oh, ok then." He said before sitting next to them.

After a few minuets of an awkward silence, Nyoko pulled out her iPod.

"Do you always have that thing with you?" Naruto asked.

"Yup!" She smiled. "I can't live without my music.

"OH! Can I listen?" He asked.

"Sure why not? Pick a song any some. I have speakers with me and well hook them up." She said handing it to Naruto. After a few moments he smiled triumphantly. "Found one, now what?" He asked as he handed her the iPod.

Nyoko plugged in the iPod and Teenagers by My Chemical Romance started to play. (Or what ever song you like) Nyoko smiled as she got up off the ground and began to dance. Both boys stared at her like she had gone mad. She flashed one of her brilliant smiled and grabbed each of there arms pulling them up.

"Let us DANCE!" She said as she started to disco.

Naruto began dancing like a drunken man but Sasuke just lied back against a tree watching the two idiots with a small smirk on his face.

When both Sakura and Kakashi arrived they froze probably thinking that Nyoko and Naruto were both on crack.



"Why don't we go back now?" Kakashi suggested. And everyone agreed. As they were walking Nyoko drifted over to the boys.

"What do you guys think about trying to get Kakashi-sensei?" She whispered. "He needs to be punished for being late all the time."

Naruto smiled while Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Do you really think that we could pull a prank on a jonin?"

"Why not try?" Nyoko said and then smirked. "I have an idea." She whispered and told them her plans.

When they made there way a little further into the forest, Nyoko suddenly collapsed causing everyone to run to her. Kakashi kneeled next to her trying to find out what was wrong. When Kakashi reached out to shake Nyoko by the shoulders, Naruto quickly reached into Kakashi's kuni pouch and grabbed his Ichi Ichi Paradise book and ran.

"NARUTO!" Kakashi yelled after the blond.

Nyoko then jumped up and ran after Naruto so did Sasuke. As they ran off into the trees Kakashi and Sakura stood dumbfounded, before running off into the trees searching for them.

By this time though Nyoko and Sasuke transformed into Naruto and Naruto had made doppelgangers of himself, all to confuse Kakashi and Sakura.

After a while of running around in circles the three genins meet up at a clearing. They crowded around Naruto who held the book triumphantly. Nyoko urged Naruto to open the book and he did so. They all froze. Inside were images too terrifying to describe.

"AH! MY EYES!"Nyoko yelled as she covered her eyes. Naruto gaped while Sasuke sighed.

'Great, our teachers almost as bad as Jiraiya.' Sasuke thought.

Suddenly Kakashi and Sakura jumped into the clearing and Kakashi fumed when he saw all of them holding his book open.

"Naruto, Sasuke, Nyoko…" he started.

"Tsk tsk tsk Kakashi-sensei. This stuffs going to rot your brain." Nyoko scolded. "Sasuke." She said looking towards him. "Would you take care of this?" She asked handing him the book.

He nodded and threw it up into the sky before pre-forming hand seals and then yelling out "Katon Gokaku no Jutsu.", thus burning the book.

The silver haired jonin twitched and glared with his one visible eye. But that was enough and caused all the younger ninjas to shiver in fear. Nyoko shook it off and began walking.

"Now that that's taken care of, let's head back to the village." She said walking past him.

"Nyoko …" Kakashi started but wasn't able to finish because she began to run as fast as she could towards the village, with both boys following.

After about an hour of traveling the three genins reached the village.

"We beat Kakashi-sensei dattebayo!" The orange clad ninja yelled.

"Who did you beat?" Asked an ominous voice asked.



The three froze before turning around and seeing Kakashi leaning against a building wall.

"RUN!" Nyoko yelled, but before they could Kakashi had three more clones that surrounded them. Sakura stood next to the original.

"Why did you do that Nyoko? You had to drag poor Sasuke-kun into it too. You're despicable." She glared.

Nyoko yawned. "Oh yeah I'm a monster." She said sarcastically.

"Enough, the fact still remains that you destroyed my book. Now what are you going to do about that?" Kakashi asked.

"Don't get your panties in a knot. Your book is safe." Nyoko said as she grabbed the book from her pocket."Here's your book." She said before handing it to him. "I can't believe you didn't notice a genjutsu." She said disapprovingly.

"That was a genjutsu!?"Naruto asked. "I thought you really burned the book."

"I'm not THAT mean Naruto."

Kakashi sighed and took the book. "I'll report to Tsunade-sama. We'll have training tomorrow as usual."Then he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Well, I'm going home! Bye Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled winking at Sasuke before running home.

"See ya tomorrow Sakura!" Naruto called after her. "I'll see you guys later, I'm gonna go to Ichirakus before heading home."

And with that he was gone to. Sasuke and Nyoko were now the only ones left on the street. Sasuke began to walk down the street himself with Nyoko following (they live close to each other). The walk was quiet but nice. Nyoko skipped ahead of the raven haired boy. Soon they reached Nyoko's turn. She turned around to say goodbye to Sasuke but when she looked at him, he was looking up into the sky deep in thought.

'He's thinking about his family.' She thought to herself.

Sasuke stood there close to a tree just thinking. Suddenly he was brought back to earth. He opened his eyes and looked down to see that Nyoko had her arms wrapped around him in a hug.

"Nyoko…" he started.

"Don't look so sad Sasuke. They wouldn't want it." She said looking up at him.

He looked back at her, and then nodded his head in understanding.

She let go of him and smiled. We'll then ja'ne!(bye)" she said before disappearing down her street towards her house.

Sasuke took one look after her said goodbye and walked home.

'Thank you Nyoko. But, it's best if you just leave me alone. Trying to help me just makes it worse. I'll leave one day and I don't want to see you be sad when I do." He thought to himself before going to sleep.

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Evilfangirl: Sorry it took me So long to update!!

Sasuke: …

Evilfangirl: Sasuke what's wrong?

Sasuke…

Evilfangirl: Are you PMSing?

Sasuke: glare I'm not a girl.

Evilfangirl: Are you sure?

Sasuke: Would you like me to prove it?

Evilfangirl: O.o And if I said yes?

Sasuke: rolls eyes and leaves.

Evilfangirl: -- Can't he take a joke? …Review and no flames please. . Come on you know you want to. PLEASE! Oh and who should I play a prank on next and any suggestions on what to do to them.