Let the 'splosion begin!!

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Tart screamed, shaking like he just had 10 pounds of coffee this morning. He started running around in circles like a maniac, which everyone thought he was.

"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!" Which is, "Crazed-Mentaly-Insane-High-On-Cugar-Guy," for, "Hmm, I'm going crazy, I'm going to MOON YOU ALL!!"

And then he did, scarring many humans for life. He shook that tush around like it was his job!

--5 minutes later--

"Wow, people can leave a grocery store pretty darn fast! I wonder what Kish and Pai are doing!!" Tart said, skipping back to a corner where no one could see him, and teleported back to the ship.

--Meanwhile...--

"I wonder why Tart is taking so long, I (sorta) hope he's okay." Pai said, feeling weird about his compassion for his little roomate.

"I'm sure he's fine, Pai. What kind of shenanigans could he POSSIBLY get up to, in less than 15 minutes. Why don't we watch this weird box, that humans call, "TV," while we wait for Tart to get here." Kish said, oblivious to all the kinds of trouble Tart has gotten himself into.

"Next on the 3:00 news, short, big-eared girl moons local grocery store. Tune in for more."

"WHAT!"

"He couldn't have!"

"Ew..."

Tart walked into the door at that moment, receiving dirty looks from his, "friends."

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!!" Pai screamed, with a forceful voice.

"How could I what? I just bought some doughnuts, SORRY I DIDN'T BRING ANY HOME!" Tart started to sob, obviously not knowing what he was sobbing about.

"NOT THE DOUGHNUTS!!" Kish screamed, in the same tone of voice that Pai did moments earlier.

"Sigh. We're talking about you MOONING the grocery store you bought the doughnuts at!" Kish continued, wanting, very badly, to slap Tart, right across the face.

"WHAT! I didn't do that! that would be PRETTY sick now wouldn't it. I don't want ANY human to see my tushy!" Tart said, grabbing his bootay in embarassment.

"YEAH, YOU DID! Watch." Pai said, gesturing to the TV, as Kish rewinded back to the beginning of the news report.

--Moments later--

"OH MY GOSH!!" Tart screamed.

"I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A... DISTURBING THING!" Kish yelled back.

"No, not THAT! THEY CALLED ME A GIRL!!" Tart whined.

"Kish, I think we're going to have to do it." Pai whispered into Kish's ears, loud enough for Tart to hear.

"NO!! NOT THE VEGETABLES!" Tart cried, having a flashback to THAT incident.

"Oh no... not THAT." Kish said, ignoring Tart's whiney reply.

"I'm afraid so..." Pai replied.

"WHAT!!" Tart screamed in curiosity.

"Kish, you tell him."

"Tart, you're going to have to go to... THERAPY."

Inagine that, TART at THERAPY. This CAN'T go too smoothly.