Yes, I will add the Dinobots. Yes, I find them awesome, and yes, I'm crazy for keeping this up. Also, my fan leader Sigma's in here too, because she's needed in here.

"What?!" Optimus was shocked. "But you said ten earth hours!"

"Yes, but fangirls are notorious for being extremely early or extremely late." Ratchet explained.

"Prowl, you've got something on your armor." Bee stated, swooping down and plucking the small chip like thing off of him. "What is it?"

Ratchet took one look, and recoiled. "Get rid of it!" He snarled. "That's a Fan Tracker! It's going to-!"

POOF.

A large cloud of smoke burst from the busted up tracker. As the Autobots desperately fanned the smoke away, two yellow opics watched them from a shadowed area.

"Sigma, it looks like they're aware of out presence." A voice purred.

"Good girl, Shatter. Pull out, and get your reward."

-

"Whoa…" Bee groaned, covered in a white powder. "What happened?"

"I think…" Prowl said, emerging from the dust cloud without a speck on him. "It blew up on us."

"Ugh…Those fangirls don't mess around, huh?" Optimus asked, dusting himself off.

"Nope." Bulkhead coughed, white as a sheet under all that dust.

-

"Is this the right address?" A fan asked, looking at the dilapidated building. A huge crowd was standing in front of the Autobot HQ, looks of disbelief across their faces.

"Kappa's right! This place is a dump!" Another commented.

"This IS the place. Shatter isn't navigationally challenged. She knows what she's doing. Besides, they're new to Earth. I didn't expect a four star hotel right off the bat."

"Yeah, and you've seen the episodes. It'll be like this for a while…until more come around."

"When are we going in? I wanna huggle Prowlie!" A younger fan squealed.

"Let Sigma go in first to announce our presence, Gemma!" A silver catbot hissed.

"Thank you. Shatter, let's go."

-

As the Autobots finally managed to dust themselves off, there was a loud "Hello? Anyone home?"

"Oh frag! The fangirls are here!" Ratchet hissed, looking ready to lash out at the visitors at any given moment.

A human female with brown hair was let in by Optimus. Her silver glasses glinted and she wore an orange shirt with jeans. Behind her followed a small, robotic cat. "Hey guys! Ratchet, I assumed you got my e-mail?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, how do you know his name?" Bee interrupted.

"I know all your names. Mine's Sigma. This is Shatter." The fangirl said, motioning to the cat, who meowed innocently. "It's short for Shatterflare, but don't call her Flare or else."

"Greetings, Sigma. I assume you know my name." Optimus said.

"HELLS YES! You're Optimus Prime, a rookie leader in this one, and you're rivals with Sentinal."

"What did I tell you? These fangirls know everything." Ratchet sighed.

"So…where's your group?" Bulkhead asked.

"Outside waiting. Want me to call them?"

"Uh…Ok."

"Hang on one tiny nanosec." Sigma turned, and pulled out a whistle. Two short blasts and the earth trembled slightly. Peering out the door, Bee's optics widened. A veritable army of fangirls and their creations were marching towards their front door.

"Uhhh…guys?" Bee said nervously. "It looks like that clip wasn't kidding when they said there were a lot of them."

"COMPANY HALT!" Sigma bellowed, and the army stopped, although most had spotted Bee and stopped reluctantly. The leader of the fans stepped out of the base. "Optimus Prime, meet the fangirls who'll be reviewing your team's performance."

Three fans and their creations stepped forward. Sigma pointed towards the bewildered Autobots. "The one with the blue hair is Kappa, and her OC Tidal. The one with the Autobot symbol on her shirt is Pi, and her OC Chalk. And this," she patted a girl wearing a pair of yellow sunglasses on her head, "Is Xi, my second in command, along with Explosion, her OC."

"Now, Sigma?" Asked someone in the crowd.

"Yes, Juju, now." Sigma said in an exasperated voice. A loud squeal, and the fangirls and OCs alike flooded the base, examining it from top to bottom. At least, some were. Others were too busy clinging to their favorite robots' legs. Other were snooping around the main room, staring at the huge TV in wonder, while others argued and fought over which group would be using the TV first.

-

Prowl had managed to dash into his room and sealed the door before the fans hit. Thank Primus that they hadn't discovered the escape route through the ceiling. Dashing up and out, the ninja like mech quickly realized he wasn't alone.

One femme had managed to follow him inside. It was that emerald green one that he'd spotted earlier. 'Great, a random fangirl creation.' He thought. Well, if this femme wanted to follow him around, like the Pit he was going to make it easy for her.

-

"So, Optimus, should I say it?" Ratchet yelled over the din the fans were making.

"Say what?" Optimus asked loudly.

"I stinkin' told you so! There, I said it!"

From across the room, Bee was struggling against the weight of the fans clinging to him. "Uh, Bulkhead? A little help?" He called from across the room. The large bot had the least amount of fans clinging to him.

Making his way across the crowded space, he managed to shake most of the humans off his friend and was forced to hoist the smaller bot onto his shoulders.

"Thanks buddy." Bee said, grateful to be out of danger…for now.

"Don't mention it…hey, why's everyone gone all quiet?" Bulkhead asked.

Indeed, about half of the fangirls were staring at the two with wide eyes and smirks on their faces. "WE KNEW IT!" They screeched. "Kyah! Where are our laptop bots?!"

"I don't get it." Bulkhead was thoroughly perplexed. Ratchet slapped his forehead.

"I forgot…So, Sigma, your group still worships pairings, huh?" The Medic asked.

"About half of us. Other than that, we dabble."

"What are pairings?" Optimus asked, still looking lost. Ratchet and Sigma exchanged a dark glance.

"Erm…well, it's hard to explain, but let's just say Bee shouldn't have asked for Bulkhead's help." Sigma said, tittering. As she spoke, the fangirls were typing on laptops, chuckling and giggling to themselves, while the other half busied themselves with the task of getting at Bee.

"You see, Optimus…" Sigma began, but was interrupted by a loud beeping from her pocket. "Hang on…" Pulling out a communicator from her pocket, she said, "What now, Theta?!"

"Sigma! It's Grimlock! He's gone nuts on us!" A frantic voice came from the small box. "We need back up!"

In the background, there were loud crashes, shrieks and the constant roar of 'Me Grimlock not like car robots! Dinobots, destroy!'

Bulkhead had heard her and blinked. The fangirls had found the Dinobots' whereabouts? Uh oh…He and Prowl would have a lot of explaining to do to the boss bot…

"Ugh…Fine, I'll send up Swamptread and Tarpit to your location. They'll be there soon." Sigma said in an exasperated voice. Hanging up, she yelled into the crowd, "Xi! Get over here!"

The second in command was there in a few seconds, saluting smartly. "Xi, I need you to take Swamp and Tar to the island where Theta is, if you please." Sigma said, dismissing her friend, who ran off.

-

"Now, where was I?" But before Sigma could get another word in, loud music pulsed from the other side of the room. "ARGH. Now what?"

An all out rave was happening near the TV, hosted by Bumblebee, of course. As Bee DJ'd, several fangirls were asking Ratchet questions, the most common being 'Where are Jazz and Ironhide?! WE WANT JAZZ AND IRONHIDE!!!" and 'WHERE THE SLAG IS BLURR AND ARCEE?!"

"Ugh…"Sigma groaned, slapping her forehead. "See what I have to put up with, Optimus? A fangirl's life isn't easy…And this is just the Autobot group. You don't even WANT to know about the Decepticon fanboys…"

"There are Decepticon fangirls too?" Optimus asked, clearly surprised.

"Well, yeah. Fangirls AND fanboys, mind you. They're currently awaiting their heroes, the Decepticons."

"How do you know this?"

"Well, we watched the cartoons, even though we've only seen two." She grinned at Optimus and his confused expression. "Ah, I forgot you didn't know. Well, here's the scoop…"

And there's all the fangirl chaos I can handle at the moment.

Hope you enjoyed it. I'll write the Decepticon half once they start showing up. Also, I'll keep typing this and the other story.

For those who don't know Sigma, read or skim 'On the Other Side' .